That looks great so far. I especially like the way Santa Clork looks.

 

There's something wrong with you. You probably shouldn't be allowed near sharp modelling tools, but i'm very glad you are :victory:

These are epic, already love this plog

 

Hah! That Santa Clork is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time! All he needs is a sleigh pulled by flying squigs.

 

i like this idea and it sounds plausable hmmmm

thanks guys for all the nice comment and for them the poem continues

The big mek yelled
and the grots did applaud
when the drivers gunned it
and the engines roared

"Now back to work"
"no noise from you"
"ive got trakks to build"
"and you got paintin to do"

i got one week left
will i do it in time
Bloody hope i do
Its really hard to rhyme

 

a definitive I LIKE THAT THING !

 

I agree with Varakir on this one, amazing work.

 

As the humies did slumber
all tucked in there bed
a large ork did build
all covered in red

and as he did tinker
with gears and sprockets
his helpers arrived
carrying the Rockets

 

Hey honks great work so far. I'd love to see you do a grinch ork it would be funny to see a furry ork.

 

You mad crazy genius. Brilliant. :grin:

 

The Night drew on
and the grots did tire
Accidents happened
And people caught fire

the drivers were called
to the busy work shed
And they roared with glee
Filling the locals with dread

The big ork was happy
and gave a crooked smirk
and turned to the cuboard
where his plans did lurk

"we made stuff dead killy"
"but let not stop there"
"battles a brewing"
"i can smell it in the air"

"So lets get da tools out"
"with hurry, with haste"
"theres humies to kill"
"and no time to waste"

So think of the ork
as christmas draws near
he only comes out
this time of year

He Will come for you
as you sleep in your bed
and all will tremble
at the big ork in RED

 

I love your Orks so much.

 

Hi Guys month 2 of the lead up to christmas
hope you are feeling festive as im going to string some piss poor rhymes together again

there once was a man in fear,
was trying to do the challenge of the year,
couldnt think what to do
only had 1 model to do
so he sat down and drank loads of beer.

as his vision began to fade,
he thought of the models hes made,
he had used a widget
like in the can in his didgets
an idea hit him like a spade

 

"i have an idea" he said
as the booze floats around in his head
"give it some candy"
"make it look dandy"
And then he threw up in his bed

After he cleaned up his mess
he Apologised to his girlfriend tess
And on the next day
he started sculpting away
A nd found it was releaving his stress

He sat and made giant sweets
With sugar and candy cane treats
All for that big red ork
they call santa clork
Of all which he likes to eat

so he created a candy car
one of his strangest creations so far
contains sugary death
like skittles and meth
or Willy Wonka at a weight watchers bar

So ends the challenge this week
Next month is looking quite bleek
Nothing that fits with the theme
To Add to the team
It needs to be quite unique

 

This stuff is festively insane. And I love it!

Keep this up dude, you're making christmas come early and I love it

 

I know its a bit late i know we have had Christmas but i will bring you my last festive post for this year

O orkmas Tree, O orkmas tree,
How Deadly are your branches!
In orky green will always kill
to win the fight or for the thrill.
O orkmas tree, O orkmas tree,
How Deadly are your branches!

O orkmas Tree, O orkmas tree,
You are the tree most Feared!
How often you give us a Freight
with brightly shining orkmas sight!
O orkmas Tree, O orkmas tree,
You are the tree most Feared!

O orkmas Tree, O orkmas tree,
Your killy limbs will maim me
your blades as sharp as they can be
and will cut away a piece of me.
O orkmas Tree, O orkmas tree,
Your killy limbs will maim me.

Merry Christmas all hope you have a good new year.

 

Amazing! May I suggest grenade baubles however?

I'd love to see a new series of the A-Team where they locked you in a garage full of tools and materials instead of BA Baracus.

 

grenade baubles i love it ... need some grenades... also i noticed my orksmas tree doesn't have a star or a fairy.

"Honka theres bad guys outside all we have is this broken tractor some green stuff some plasticard and modelling tools." "DON WORRIES I MAK IT ORKIES"

WAGH WAGH WAGH WAGH WAGH WAAAAAAAAGH

 

The ork did stir
as the fog left his head
How long had he slept?
Had he been dead?

The room he did search
Through sprockets and gear
He had been slumbering now
For over a year

Finding his plans
He let out a grin
“No humie is safe”
“from punishment and sin”

“I got sumfin special”
“it is truly Great”
“only the best”
“after such a long wait”

So to the Humies about
Ill fill you with dred
Merry Orksmas to you

From the Big Ork in RED


Yes i am Back and Christmas is almost apon us.

so we must be due for a new Festive Build and The aim is to work on one large build and also a few little builds between now and new year.


so much is to be done
after this long Vacation
and Santa Clorks workshop
Requires renovation


so get out your squig nog
And blast Festive tunes
Because a Scenery Build
Will be coming soon.

 

Welcome back! I look forward to more Orkish delights and hilarious rhymes as we head full charge at Crimbo.

 

I'm looking forward to what wonderful gifts the big ork in red drops on us this year. :biggrin:

 

Well as i havent had a chance to some things i need for the Workshop i cant start that yet.

and the missus wants me to decorate the tree....ok so lets decorate the tree.

to decorate your tree you need the following.

1)A tree (preferably small or it will take forever)

2)some Orks that are feeling Festive

here is some i found earlier

3)some green stuff and a modelling knife

4) some festive colours



once you have the above find an arm you want the ork to be hanging from i went for the stick bomb throwing arm.

cut the weapon off and drill out the handle,
then cut the shoulder and mould to be in whatever position you like.

i reshaped it to look lit was up stretched

Next step make it festive so SANTA HAT

Doesn't he look warm and cosy.

but he could be warmer.... FUZZY BOOTS

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That will keep him warm


attach the legs and torso and find some lovely string and thread it through the hand and make it a loop

last up christmas up the the weapon in the other hand like this frosty top on this axe
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all thats left is Festive colour suggest red to make it stand out from the Tree

And there you have it a Orkmas decoration bringing joy and fear to your happy holiday

Hope you enjoyed this episode of decorating with Honka hopefully next week i will have some progress on the workshop.

 

Your madness is so delightfull! Have a gingerbread!

 

I am doing this. Brilliant stuff! Have a rep. :biggrin: