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Who would an Ork?spire to be=

  • It (the clown)

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Goldilocks

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • A Jester

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • A Mime Artist

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Batman

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Green Lantern

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • The Phantom

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • A Holloween Pumpkin

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • A Scare Crow

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hannibal Lecter

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • The Mad Hatter

    Votes: 4 23.5%
  • Tinkerbell

    Votes: 6 35.3%
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This poll has nothing to do with curiosity! This is bloody science in the name of orkdom. If an orks goal is to rise to Warboss, which character would he aspire to become to have the greatest success? Motivation is optional and remember; Might makes right!

Edit: You may choose two options.
 

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Would have to be Gaz as the ultimate warboss.

but I reckon your average ork would aspire to become a deff dredd driver
 

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It and green lantern. It because it's fucking funny (and kills stuff) Green lantern because its green (duh) and because creates stuff with his will, just like an ork do! Basically every warphead is a greenlantern?
 

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Tinkerbell obviously. I mean deep down all orks feel misunderstood and just want a cuddle and to be able to fly like a fairy.
 

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Nah..... all orkes aspire to be batman :biggrin:
 

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i think every ork would love to be a super heavy stompa or something bigger and stompier.
Imagine a warboss stompa!
 

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I wanted George W Bush but he wasn't an option, but i'll nominate him anyway.
 

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I was going to say hannibal lector but "I kill you, I eat you" has been covered by the Nids for ages. So yeah orks want to be tinkerbell. I fly around and shoot with my fairy dust. I lift your tank up I drop it on your head and laugh when it makes that squish sound. Then sing a happy song.
 
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