I was enticed into my school club in year 7 thinking it was a computer game, when I found it's not, I was too polite to leave and had a go at a trial game where I was a non against a smerf
Fell in love as the club organiser picture every grim detail for me, as my nobs great knarled hand pounds into the smerfs helm, crushing it into a bloody pulp as blood, bone and adamantine spurt out every where
A trait I'm still proud of to share today, which binds to my flesh tearers much more than me tau, 'cos deep down I can tell I'm a homicidal maniac
Saved up and bought black reach, got my bros hooked some how, bought smerfs as they danced through reach, hated them, then friends convinced me tau where the bomb, I lived them till my homicidal tendencies brought me to flesh tearers a year or two ago
I think that's it, if not, tell me if you've read that block and lived please
