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I just heard a great joke from one of my gaming buddies yesterday and was thinking that others out there must have good Warhammer orintated jokes.
So I shall start with my friends one
"A farseer, guardian and the avatar walk into a bar ...

And the farseer says - hey, bet I can drink you under the table ! Guardian says your on !

At the end of the contest the farseer says why did you bother ? You know I can see the future ! You knew I was going to win ...

And the guardian said yeah, but the Avatar makes me fearless !" :biggrin:
-Taekada


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2 space marines are talking while killing orks one says

spacemarine 1: look at that ugly ork over there
spacemarince 2: where?
space marine 1 : over there
*points*
spacemarine 2: thats no ork thats my primarch!
 
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