Welp... this thread is officially won, Good Game everyone, but we can go home.
I found this picture online a while ago and thought that the few quotes that had been attarched to it were pretty lame. Seemed like this was the perfect time for me to make my own demotivational poster.
Except the blind mentally traumatized astropath doesn't guide the ship (they have 3 eyed mutants where the 3rd eye both "sees" the warp and can instantly kill any normal mortal they look at it with, and they are "noble" families with power and wealth beyond imagination due to being these mutants) and the ship is probably older than that, like maybe 20,000+ years old.The plasma weapons one is my favorite.
And the obligatory warp travel poster: