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· Entropy Fetishist
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You know that irreparable flaw in the Golden Throne that the AdMech found recently?

Well, I just might think that it's the Y40k bug. The Emperor forgot to account in the programming for 10,000 years, and the AdMech is so bass-ackwards that it can't figure out how to fix it.

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· Death Before Dishonour
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Do they even have buttocks? They're mostly made of metal...

Anywho, the flaw is probably just some Xeno rodent chewing on some very important wires, inside the throne.

Grish
 

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now what happened, was they got pissed one night and tripped on a wire, unplugging the throne, the just can't find the plug socket it went into.
 

· The Apathetic Sociopath
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now what happened, was they got pissed one night and tripped on a wire, unplugging the throne, the just can't find the plug socket it went into.
Close, but what actually happened was that the housekeeper couldn't find a plug for the vacuum, unplugged the THRONE and forgot to plug it back in.

Actually happened in reality at a hospital which will remain unnamed. :shok:

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I thought the Golden Throne, after countless millenia of collecting psychic poop from the Almighty Emperor's bottom, finally got clogged and backed up, (figures the Admech forgot to flush the toilet every once in a while...) leaving psychic crap flowing and malfunctioning the rest of the undamaged circuits. That or the Emperor's finally constipated and the Golden Toilet needs his waste as fuel to power the psychic shield against the semen daemons.
 

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Although if you could get Vista onto the Necrons it would solve a lot of problems.
I can picture that:
Necron spots an enemy.
Necron takes aim.
Are you sure you want to flay this enemy?
Yes.
Are you absolutely sure you want to flay this enemy?
Yes already.
Are you absolutely, positively, 100 percent sure you want to flay this enemy?
Dammit, just shoot already.
Flaying protocol starts.
Software crashes.
Necron gets blown up.
 

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I can picture that:
Necron spots an enemy.
Necron takes aim.
Are you sure you want to flay this enemy?
Yes.
Are you absolutely sure you want to flay this enemy?
Yes already.
Are you absolutely, positively, 100 percent sure you want to flay this enemy?
Dammit, just shoot already.
Flaying protocol starts.
Software crashes.
Necron gets blown up.
Lol, that's about how that would go.
 

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no, it's seceretly horus and they only realised after 10'00o years and unplugged him on purpose
 
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