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For when Warpfire has you down, and you've contracted a nasty case of Nurgle Rot(tm), turn to our savior, the God Emperor, with The Emperor Protects!

Moisturize your skin, while protecting yourself from the forces of Chaos, Traitorous flashlights fired in anger, and deviant wytches alike, with The Emperor Protects. (Now with 50% more Ultramarines)

 

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am i missing a vital part of this that makes it funny lol.
 

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I imagine it is the colourant in whatever the stuff in the bottle is. However still funny.

And the word ultramarine exists in its own right, not just a space marine chapter.


\ul-tra-ma-rine\, [From Medieval Latin ultrmarnus, from beyond the sea : Latin ultr, ultra- + Latin marnus, of the sea (from mare, sea. See mori- in Indo-European Roots).]

n

A blue pigment made from powdered lapis lazuli.
A similar pigment made synthetically by heating clay, sodium carbonate, and sulfur together.
A vivid or strong blue to purplish blue.
adj.
Of the color ultramarine.
Of or from a place beyond the sea.
 

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Holy shit Fluff'ead I blew Coke out of my nose at that one!!
 

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Hahaha! So you've seen the picture that inspired the thread name too, I see. :p

I know that the colour, Ultramarine, is a colour. But I still thought it was kind've funny.
 

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It's people! It's people!
 

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How To Serve Ultramarines It's a COOKBOOK!!!!!
 
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