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We can all beard. We can all come up with the ZOMGWTFBBQ PEWPEW list of death.

45x Lootaz, Double Lash etc etc.

However, how good are you..... at being rubbish.

The rules:

+ You have to make the WORST! army list you can come up with.
+ You MUST spend 500 points. Never more. Slightly less is acceptable given the nature of points values however you must strive to spend as close to 500 points as possible.
+ Your army MUST conform to all the standard force organisation rules.
NEW RULE
+ You MUST be able to deploy your entire army onto the table (no cheating by keeping 300 points of unsummonable Daemons)

NOW GO.. UNLEASH THE ANTI-BEARD WITHIN! Show us how crap you can really be.

Open discussion on all lists submitted is encouraged, as game theory to try and prove something is too useful.
 

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Shas'o:
-Flamer
-Advanced Stablization System
-Command & Control Node
-Bonding Knife
-HW Blacksun Filter
-HW Multi-Tracker
-HW Target Lock
Cost = 117pts

Tau Ethereal:
-Honour Blade
-EMP Grenades
-Bonding knife
-HW Blacksun Filter
-HW Multi-Tracker
-HW Target Lock
Cost = 81pts

Firewarriors:
-12 (Carbines & Photon Grenades)
-Shas'ui (Markerlight, HW Blacksun Filter)
Cost = 155pts

Firewarriors:
-12 (Carbines & Photon Grenades)
-Shas'ui (HW Blacksun Filter)
Cost = 145pts

Total: 498pts

I feel dirty...
 

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I'm thinking

Necron Lord
+ Solar Pulse (pretty useless item)
+ Chronometron (Again, very limited tactical use)
+ Disruption Field (Staying with the theme of very situtational, redundant items)

10 Warriors

10 Warriors

Total 495 points.

No phylactery means the lord goes down and stays down. No warscythe removes any hop he has of being useful.

20 Warriors - they don't come much more basic than this.

Phase out on 16 deaths. So you don't even need to kill the entire army to beat it. We'll be back seems quite strong in this environment though. However the codex says Necron units MAY self repair so you could in theory just not bother.
 

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2 sets of 5 assault marines with a powerfist in a razorback with twin lascannon and dozer blades and 2 Sanguinary priests with Lightening claw
500 exact-Hope that's mean ^^;;
 

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Let's try this with IG...

HQ:
CCS

Troops:
2x Penal Squads

Infantry Platoon:
Command Squad
2x Infantry squads

Heavy:
Deathstrike Missile

That's 500 exactly I believe.

So, we've got 40 troops with nothing but las-weapons (which is all well and good, until someone fields a rhino, lol), and a deathstrike. If the deathstrike fires it could probably do some damage, but that's a big if there...
 

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Chaos Lord -100
Dreadnought w/ Plasma Cannon and Missile Launcher-105
5 Chaos Marines -75
5 Chaos Marines -75
11 Lesser Daemons

This list makes me lol :laugh:
 

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1x space marine captain
3x five scouts with shotguns and bolt pistols, sarge has teleport homer
1x eight scouts with shotguns and bolt pistols, sarge has teleport homer.

499 points. What a gem.

It would actually be hilarious to get people to do a tournament like this, but you had to use someone else's list, so you actually were trying to do your best with what you had.

As for the army I just listed, I guess you would want to try to just gob them all together and hope you had some guys left when you finally got those awesome shotguns in range. Or cower in cover. That works too.
 

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Wolf guard battle leader: 70

Lone Wolf 45
termie armor

blood claw pack x 5 75

blood claw pack x 5 75

Fenrisian wolf pack x5 40

Fenrisian wolf pack x5 40

Fenrisian wolf pack x5 40

Long Fangs pack 5 115
Melta Gun 3

500 points exactly.
 

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500pt Eldar horrible existance team

HQ - Autarch with Scorp Chain Sword and Deathspinner - 80pts
Troop 1 - 14 Guardians with Bright Lance - 142pts
Troop 2 - 14 Guardians with Bright Lance - 142pts
Troop 3 - 13 Guardians with Bright Lance - 134pts
498pts / 500pts

The bright lances might seem strong for a supposed to be horrible list, but the guardians weak BS means only 50% chance of hitting with each shot. Their regular weapons are only range 12 and their weak toughness and only 5+ save make them easy work against anything. The Autarch is geared with the weakest sword option and a gun with short range and ap '-'. If played properly, this list would still loose to anything.
 

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Captain - 100

5 Scouts with Shotguns - 75pts
5 Scouts with Shotguns, Teleport Homor - 90pts

Land Speeder - 50pts
Land Speeder - 50pts
Land Speeder - 50pts

Whirlwind - 85pts
 

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Captain - 100

5 Scouts with Shotguns - 75pts
5 Scouts with Shotguns, Teleport Homor - 90pts

Land Speeder - 50pts
Land Speeder - 50pts
Land Speeder - 50pts

Whirlwind - 85pts
I would love to go up against this list with the Eldar, Guardian swarm list I made. I would pack all of them so tight that if the Whirlwind hit, he would decimate all the squads :D:D:D.
 

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What about this list for Eldar

HQ
Autarch (Warp Jump, Chainsword, lasblaster) 101
( Don't roll double lot, you'll be lost in the warp!)

Troops
12 Guardians Shuriken Cannon 101
12 Guardians Shuriken Cannon 101

Fast
Vyper (Shuriken Cannon, Vectored Engines, Star Engines, Spirit Stones) 95
Vyper (Shuriken Cannon, Vectored Engines, Star Engines, Spirit Stones) 95
(Expensive sheets of paper)
 

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Orks

HQ
Weirdboy-55 pts

Troops
3 x 30 grots w/3 runtherds w/grot prods-405 pts

Heavy Support
1 Looted Wagon w/boarding plank-40 pts

To be honest this has to be one of the worst set ups, 3 troops that sucks both in combat and shooting, a very weak and unpredictable psyker HQ that has little to no protection and an almost useless vehicle w/paper thin armour, no weapons, is open-topped and has a chance of doing nothing on a roll of a 1. It even has almost no possibility of handling any type of vehicle.
 
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