[Weirdboyz]

So a few funny situations arose last night at my FLGS. Some models were killed in absolutely ridiculous situations. So I got the idea to start this little thread to see what other absolutely hilarious situations people have been witness to.

Yes, I realize that it has probably been done already, but who cares?

So, last night:

My Dire Avengers beat Kharn to death. A 5man squad w/ no Exarch beat the Betrayer to death. He had one wound left, they dealt 4, and he failed 3 armor saves. They only lost 2 guys. This adds to Kharn to their already impressive tally of 1 Khornate Daemon Prince....in CC.

Same game also had 6 pathfinders generate 2 explodes results on a rhino in one round of shooting.

At the other table, a guy used Gift of Chaos on Ku'gath and turned that big mound of ugly into a Spawn.

As I said, ridiculous.

So what other 'Gretchin-beating-Abbadon-to-death' stories are floating around out there?

 

[foulacy]

The worst that has happened to me, is Typhus getting destroyed by a unit of 8 Tau, yes that is right. I think for my to wound rolls I rolled all 1's, then failed the phsycic test that would of allowed me to wound them anyway. Ridiculous it was.

Unfortunately this kind of lucky thing doesn't happen to me often.

 

[hippypancake]

The guy I was playing lost Abbadon, Greater Daemon of Khorne and a Daemon Prince...to one shot of JotWW

it's ok he was cheating anyway

 

[Izzleydill]

I had one ML space marine in a building with the enemy chapter master in artificer armour on the floor below with 2 wounds left. I dropped down and shot him with my BP, in which he failed his save roll. Then my guy was assualted, survived the 5 lightning claw attacks, and did the final wound by smacking him with the launcher.

 

[buckythefly]

I had a PK nob, whose entire unit had been destroyed in the shooting phase but he rolled insane heroism (double 1's on the check), and he single handedly killed a trygon prime in close combat.

 

[Vaz]

I love reading all these posts that people make about their in game characters making a 1 in
1400832 chances.

It sounds all so... Real.

 

[Dawnstar]

I killed a Leman Russ Annihilator with Tank Commander Pask, with an explode result, using a Chaos Lash Sorcerer using a krak grenade :laugh:

 

[Bubblematrix]

In an Apocalypse game I was unfortunate enough to have my Avatar (which had been walking towards some meaty armour all game) killed by a pot shot from a Nob bikers big shoot.
My brother had run out of things to throw at it that turn and it would have crippled one of his artillery next turn (maybe even his skullhamma) so he decided he had nothing to loose and shot the shoota, he rolled high, I rolled low.

End result - one dead avatar and one lucky set of artillery.

It wasn't game ending, but certainly a good slap to the face.

 

[fynn]

mine was lone guards men vet with a melta gun, who after his squad was wipped out by a dp, broke and ran (rolled a 1 and a 2 for distance ran), and the dp (down to one wound after haveing the crap shot of it by tanks and heavy weapons) failed to follow up (he rolled a 1 to add to int 5, and i rolled a 6 to add to my int 3), next turn my guardsmen, after moveing another 4 inche's, turned and fired a pot shot before running off, and hit and killed the DP, REVENGE...........lol

 

[shaantitus]

mine was lone guards men vet with a melta gun, who after his squad was wipped out by a dp, broke and ran (rolled a 1 and a 2 for distance ran), and the dp (down to one wound after haveing the crap shot of it by tanks and heavy weapons) failed to follow up (he rolled a 1 to add to int 5, and i rolled a 6 to add to my int 3), next turn my guardsmen, after moveing another 4 inche's, turned and fired a pot shot before running off, and hit and killed the DP, REVENGE...........lol

Awesomely cool. Had a couple of pleasing ones in my last game. My storm troopers finished off a dp in hand to hand. 3 men survived. Also in assault with the same dp with a squad of guardsmen. Got sloughtered in my own turn down to three men. Needed snake eyes to avoid running away..... and got it. Squad died the following turn leaving the dp open for shooting. Sure i would have lost far earlier without that one.
Another game. Hand to hand, sentinel squadron vs a lord with a pw and meltabombs. Combat was long and unfufilling. Bezerker champ with a pf joins in and gets trodden on by a sentinel before he can strike. Thought that was pretty funny too.

 

[jaws900]

just look at my sig withy all the "Gifts" i keep giving people

 

[hippypancake]

I have a larger kill count though xD

 

[Pssyche]

In the final turn of a 2v2 game of Apocalypse against a joint force of Imperial Guard/Space Marines, I had 17 Eldar Ulthwe Guardians with a Starcannon c/w a Warlock with Conceal contesting an objective and the game hinged on them surviving.
It took 4,500 points worth of shooting to finally dislodge them and it was literally the last possible shot of the game that finally saw off the very last Guardian who due to Insane Heroism and some shockingly bad dice rolling, had just stood laughing in the face of the Imperium Scum.
It was great to see the confidence of our two opponents slowly drain and desperation begin to set in. "You might as well start packing away, all we need to do is blow that little lot up and the game's over..." soon turned to "Come on! You must have SOMETHING in range!..." HA HA HA HA HA
I was gutted when the little fella finally succumbed.

 

[Khorne's Fist]

One that always stuck with me was from way back when in one of my very first games. A striking scorpion killed my terminator captain with his mandiblasters. It all went down hill from there.

 

[MidnightSun]

Does Snikrot and 5 Kommandos killing 4 Dark Reapers and Maugan Ra count?

Midnight

 

[Stephen_Newman]

I had a funny situation where Abaddon and a full squad of chosen terminator bodyguards deep struck behind my lines. A 10 inch scatter later and they landed directly on top of a wave serpent. Unfortunately for him the deep strike mishap table decided that they all died. Lol!

 

[the-ad-man]

guardsman vs hive tyrant

1 shot. 1 hit. 1 wound. 1 kill.

oh i let out a hearty laugh alrite

 

[unixknight]

Back in my early 40K games I killed an Eldar titan with a single Space Marine and his missile launcher. He had hit the ammo magazine and the chain reaction blasted the whole titan to chaff.

 

[jaws900]

My game today ended the worst possible way. I was tabled on turn 6 and only killed 1 modal in return and immoilised his Landraider. Deep Strike really screwed me over this time.

 

[Azezel]

A Daemon Prince charged my Canonness only to be sliced to ribbons in moments.

Daemon Prince dealt one wound to her, which she survived thanks to her Mantle of Ophelia, the rest of its attacks bouncing off her 2++ save. She gets three attacks with her Eviscerator, three hits, three wounds. DP is fearless, so takes extra hits for loosing the assault, one more unsaved and he falls.

I'd have loved to watch that fight play out

12 foot tall abomination of chaos bellows its soul-flaying warcry and charges one small mortal woman. But its blows are deflected as much by her faith as her armour. She hefts her two-handed chainsword and strikes again and again until nothing remains.