[aboytervigon]

What names do you call other armies when your playing them. Like orks(dorks)
imperial guard(imps) or space wolves (space puppies). Even though I own alot of orks I still call them dorks when I fight them so what do you smack call armies you fight?

 

[mcmuffin]

Smeldar (Eldar) with Eldrad Ulthuank. Ultrafaggots ( any brand of vanilla marines except raven guard, white scars and other deviant chapters). Blood Angels would be Space vampires

 

[DestroyerHive]

Whenever I play Tyranids, every army is known as "Prey". When I play Tau, I reconise them as "poor religious b*&^%$^*s".

 

[LuLzForTheLuLzGoD]

(Eldar) Gaydar
(Blood angels) Fuck angels
(ultra marines) ultra ****
(imperial guard) riot control
(tau) *laugh*

 

[AAAAAAAAARRRGGHH]

Ultramarines: Smurfs or easy prey
Blood Angels: Twilight.army
Space Wolves: Puppies
Eldar: Pansies
Orks: Not much really. Don't call them anything.
Dark Eldar: Since i'm the only one around who plays them I don't call them much. Well, that's not true. I frequently refer to them as Porn Elves.
Chaos Daemons: Once again, only guy who plays them. Don't call them anything really.
Chaos Marines: Unorganised sailors. Get it? Well, don't worry, it aint that funny anyway.
Witchhunters: Space nuns. With a serious case of PMS!
Daemonhunters: Losers
Tyranids: I usually just say something along the lines of "Bugs I see. Lieutenant, fetch me my pesticide!"
Various marine chapters: Usually sailors. And yet, not really. Because it's not that funny.
Tau: Space communists or quarterpounders. They have hooves for gods sake! They are cattle. Stop playing them, start eating them!
Necrons: I usually just make bad Terminator references and ask how my opponent feels that they are now the guvenor of california. Then proceed to call them govenators.
Guard: Imps, cowards, weaklings, inferiors, meatshields or some other reference to their uselessness. Or Nazis! Definitely Nazis! But not the jew burning kind, oh no! The lederhosen-wearing, sausage-loving, 99 luftballons-singing, nationalistic freaks kinda nazis.

Have I left someone out?

 

[ROT]

Just the obvious one;

Ultramarines - Smurfs.

Then my own one for Slaanesh-

Fucking lame, annoying, pink perverted, moronic, lame, rapists.

:3

 

[crisissuitguy]

marines: target practice

 

[Holmstrom]

Tau: Squishies. Because of the sound they make when I send in my Assault Squad.
Orks: Greenskins. Because they're, uh... They're green.
Eldar: Cone-heads.

 

[hungryugolino]

Who can forget the classic:

"Smurfs".

 

[hippypancake]

Space Marines = SPESS MAHEENS! (Don't even give them the R)
Any Form of Chaos = Mehtal Bawkse Theefs
Tau = Space Communists, Space Lizards...with hooves
Space Wolves = Teenage Werewolves (I do not condole the use of any smack-name against the SW I usually retort with a "Pull the stick out of your ass and grow a pair")
Dark Eldar = New to the Bandwagon
Eldar = *leave room*
Inquisition = just laugh
Necrons = comment with a "Aw nice shiny green flashlights"

I actually don't use smack names other than the first two they are just ones I have heard

 

[gen.ahab]

Necrons: Austrians
Eldar: Elves
Dark Eldar: Dark Eldar
Ultramarines: Smurfs
Blood Angels: Pretty marines, butt fucking ass holes from the land of emo ass fuckery.... take your pick.
Tau: The bastard children of WOW.
Sisters of Battle: Bolter Bitches. I fully expect someone to post a certain pic. (self fulfilling prophecy)

 

[Vaz]

Vulkan - Cunt
Space Marines - Marines
Imperial Guard - Guard
Eldar - Eldar
Dark Eldar - Dark Eldar
Orks - Orks
Tyranids - Tyranids.

It's real easy to call them by their name without insulting the army, and consequently the collector. You just make yourself look an idiot - especially if you lost. I'd feel free to smile while I dropped my 8th Edition Rulebook on your face.

You're free to insult Vulkan though - as someone who plays Vulkan, despite hating the bastard, I can't deny his usefulness. Aside from his fluff being boring as hell, and suddenly making Salamanders the flavour of GW's Glory hole, he's a completely bone character with rules that are so good you're foolish not to take him. (Because, who doesn't run a Captain with SS+RB).

 

[ROT]

You REALLY hate Vulkan don't you...

Heh.

 

[Vaz]

Eh. I just use He'Stan like a cheap whore all night, then in the morning leave a tip on the dresser before fucking off for a scrub down and disinfectant shower.

 

[gen.ahab]

It's real easy to call them by their name without insulting the army, and consequently the collector. You just make yourself look an idiot - especially if you lost. I'd feel free to smile while I dropped my 8th Edition Rulebook on your face.

Oh come on now, a little light hearted humor his good for you. Lol unless your just trying to make the other person feel like crap. If that is the case, swing away.

 

[OrkByTheGraceOfGork]

Space Marines: Imperial Eunuchs
Imperial Guard: Pink Squshies
Eldar: Gaydar, 40k Fudge Packers, Nut To Butt Brigade, Pecker Heads
Tyranids: Ankle Biters, Bugs, Cocka-Roaches, Squeeters, Pests

 

[Hired Goon]

I call mine
The Emperor's kidz
Emperor's kiddies
Emperor's bastards

 

[Agemo]

Space Wolves: Team Jacob
Blood Angels: Team Edward

And yeah, I just thought of that while reading this thread.

I usually just call my opponents army based on what army I'm playing, ex. Humies if I'm Ork, Loyalist Dogs if Im Chaos, etc etc