[Ordo Xeno Commander]

Just last nite i was playing against necrons. he rolled 74 shots at 11 guys and managed to kill 1!!! that was so funny Orange_Light_Colorz_PDT_04

 

[Maximillion1]

Gork and Mork were with me

This weekend I played against Beakies with my orks. I assaulted his Venerable Dreadnought with my squad of grots. I know this seems like suicide, but there was a method behind my madness. The slaver had a Tankbusta bomb strapped to his back. Now the catch is when you assault a dread, you have to roll a 6 to hit. So, I roll and get the 6, but don't destroy the dread. His turn assault phase, he kills like 3 grots, then my slaver rolls again for the tankbusta and gets.....a 6 again!!!! That made him cringe, but again couldn't destroy the dread. My turn assault phase, again he kills like 3 grots, and my slaver rolls ........ A 6 AGAIN!!!!!!! This time, it really made my opponent moan, because he knew this was the end. Sure enough, I managed to penetrate this time and destroy it. GROT POWER!!!!!!!

Gork and Mork were definitely with that slaver!!!! WWWWAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

 

[LongBeard]

Go-go Grots! Always great when the little guys come to the fore.
I remember a good few weeks back having a tuned up Falcon downed by a scout with a sniper rifle, how many six's!

 

[royemunson]

We have all been there had two land speeders downed by a unit of three pathfinders a couple of weeks ago, i thought there be ok there he will never drop both of them and what do you know dead speeders, at times like that you should be allowed to flick other peoples models across the room!! :twisted: :twisted:

 

[dakari-mane]

6 path finders in a wood nicely clumped up.
First Skorcha kills 1.
Second Skorcha kills 0.
11 die & only 1 scored more than a 1.

:roll:

 

[DarastrixLeigon]

my deamon prince is in close combat with the eldar guardians and they rolled 27 wounds on him and i saved them all Orange_Light_Colorz_PDT_16

 

[Sei 'fir]

i was playing with the old harlequins codex against a friend with tyranids his HORDE surrounded my troupe master and scored somewhere in the lines of 51 attacks after saves etc. PDT_Armataz_01_09

 

[Larkin]

My grey knight being hit by a plasma gun missle launcher bolt pistol 4 bolters 2 laguns and he was still alive at the end of the turn.

 

[Jezlad]

The funniest i've seen was a Multi Laser Chimera with HB Hull killing a Glaived, Feel No Pain Daemon prince in a round of shooting.

My Guard Commander also killed a Infiltrated Speed Chaos Lieutenant in this game. I really had no right to win!

 

[The Wraithlord]

My saddest moment was rolling 148 combined shots from a Tau army, including Rail and Plasma guns and still not being able to kill 4 SM Bikes.

 

[Greyskullscrusade]

I saved 8 out of 10 invulnerable termie saves. Kinda boring i know, but still....the emperor protects.

 

[purerockfury]

Re: Gork and Mork were with me

This weekend I played against Beakies with my orks. I assaulted his Venerable Dreadnought with my squad of grots. I know this seems like suicide, but there was a method behind my madness. The slaver had a Tankbusta bomb strapped to his back. Now the catch is when you assault a dread, you have to roll a 6 to hit. So, I roll and get the 6, but don't destroy the dread. His turn assault phase, he kills like 3 grots, then my slaver rolls again for the tankbusta and gets.....a 6 again!!!! That made him cringe, but again couldn't destroy the dread. My turn assault phase, again he kills like 3 grots, and my slaver rolls ........ A 6 AGAIN!!!!!!! This time, it really made my opponent moan, because he knew this was the end. Sure enough, I managed to penetrate this time and destroy it. GROT POWER!!!!!!!

Gork and Mork were definitely with that slaver!!!! WWWWAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

does the out numbering rule work with grots? or were there not enough of them or are they too small?

anyway back onto topic. best rolls ever was my space wolves army against what i was told was the toughest player in one of the local gw stores by me. thanks to the mission roll and bad moves by my opponent i was able to wipe out all his units. you should never get within charge range of an assault army in your first turn. he actually put an assault squad just a couple of inches in front of my termie hq. and than his hq an inch behind them. he told me later that he was using the ass squad as a buffer for his hq. but, after the shooting phase all that was in my way was a few smoldering bodies with holes in them. that's what you get for parking a 6 man squad in front of 2 ass cannons and a few storm bolters. i don't think i ever rolled that good ever. and i never seen someone roll poor armour saves

i also in a gt last year baltimore i played an army i hardly knew the black templar. and went against an all grey knights army. it was over by the third turn. i lost one guy in the engagement.

 

[uberschveinen]

Outnumbering only works if they lose combat.

 

[The Truth]

editted

 

[Antioch]

Probably the most glorious 40k dice rolling experience I've ever bore witness to was an immob'd dreadnought planted with his back to a brood of Stealers. They march up, completely rend the thing to one thousand pieces. It explodes. It takes all the Stealers with it.


That was like a year ago and we're still laughing about it.

 

[Lord Sinkoran]

first time i used my necron. Rapid fire with warriors at a 5 man squad of space marnes. so 20 shots at 5 guys. i rolled, looked at the dice and saw nothing below a 5 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: . I ran around the romm chearring and yelling...then came the wounding rolled and not 1 bloody wound :wah: really annoyed

 

[The Wraithlord]

That's what you get when you celebrate early

 

[Ordo Xeno Commander]

lol ohh soo true. it almost always happens. you get a great hit roll and like nothing in your to wound roll. it is honestly so annoying

 

[Greyskullscrusade]

Just yesterday, I had my 7 seraphim lose all 7 armour saves from 7 bolt pistol rounds.

 

[cccp]

firing my entire guard army and not killing anything.