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Assuming one could change species at a whim, wouldn`t it be interesting to choose which race you fight for, rather than having the choice made for you by birth?

With that in mind, I am proud to bring you:


Serpion5`s Recruitment Slogans!

nb: Feel free to add your own if you can come up with any.


IMPERIAL GUARD:

We`ve got Big Guns!

Join the guard, see new places, meet interesting aliens, kill them.

SPACE MARINES:

We`ve got Bigger Guns!

Join the Angels of Death, or we`ll kill you.

ELDAR:

Winning with Style and Grace.

Join the Eldar, look good while you win.

TAU:

We will pacify the living shit out of you!

Join the Tau, our guns don`t get hot!

NECRON:

Who wants to live forever?

Join the Necrons, because it won`t make the slightest bit of difference in the end!

CHAOS:

When nothing else matters anymore.

Join Chaos, come on, it`s sooo eeaasy!

ORKS:

Eat, drink and fight. What more do you want?

Join da orks! Or else we`ze gunna thump ya, hur hur hur...

TYRANID:

Live for the Swarm!

Join the Tyranids, it`s that or get eaten.





Next up, sledging.
 

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DARK ELDAR:

Sexy time all day long!
Need we say more?
 

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Cult Mechanicus:

We have all the best toys in the imperium.

Oh and if you're lucky you'll help us find MORE.

Did I forget to mention we have Titans?
 

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Guard: Will you be missed when you die?

Eldar:Live on after death and maybe you'll get made into a huge monster! Or maybe a smaller one.

Chaos:Kill, Maim, Burn!
 

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Tau:

Russia is nothing, Tau are the ultimate communists
Join Us, Or Die

Nids:
Either eat the food or be the food
We have giant ass monsters that burst from the ground!
No one is ever unique

Marines:
Join...FOR THE EMPEROR!
Sure you get the living shit beaten out of you, but you live for centuries!
 

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Squats:
Join up or we'll bite your fucking ankles off.....

Tau:
Railguns, a big gun covers all your other inscurities

Grey Knights: We fight on tea alone...

Astartes: The emperor protects
(Note this protection does not include invulnerability to stabbing shooting and general melee actions. Applications are made at your own risk, terms and conditions apply.)

Dark Eldar:
A sword...standard issue
A power sword... Promotion to captain
Being whipped into a blood lust frenzy by a slaaneshi maiden with boobs the size of basketballs... priceless
There are some things the imperium can provide, for everything else theres slaanesh

Daemons: When you join us if you die you really do respawn
 

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Dark Eldar:
A sword...standard issue
A power sword... Promotion to captain
Being whipped into a blood lust frenzy by a slaaneshi maiden with boobs the size of basketballs... priceless
There are some things the imperium can provide, for everything else theres slaanesh
I`m sure I`ve seen that on DeviantArt before.... :shok:

I preffer for Imperial Guard:

We`ve got big guns and we cannot lie,
You other races can`t deny,
When you have 20 Lascannons at 2000 points,
.... Ugh.... yeah.... what ryhmes with points...
 

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Joints. Annoints... loins?

EDIT:We got - big - guns and we cannot lie.
You other races can't deny
When the guard rolls up with two thousand points
With our lasers, we'll annoint
Your face. 'Cause we're bad like that.
Can't best our massive gats.
Gonna pound the ground
Make an aweful sound
While our tanks drive round and round!
Empy got back!

That's all I got...
 

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"Astartes: The emperor protects
(Note this protection does not include invulnerability to stabbing shooting and general melee actions. Applications are made at your own risk, terms and conditions apply.)"

I like that one, its always good to read the fine print.
 

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Sledging in M41

What would a good battle be without a good taunting of your enemies?

I proudly present:

Serpion5`s Guide to Sledging


General Principle: To those of you unaware, sledging basically consists of taunting your rival or adversary, typically taking advantage of a particular weakness that said rival is particularly sensitive about.

Race specific examples follow:

HUMAN:

"Speed, precision and endurance. And then there`s you."

"Are you sure the Emperor protects?"

ASTARTES:

"You may be stronger, faster and tougher, but I`ve had sex!"

"...Smurf..." (ultramarines only)

ELDAR:

"If your species will continue, raise your hand! Awww..."

"I bet your banshees are fun in bed."

DARK ELDAR:

"Ever heard of an armour save?"

ORK:

"I have the best taunt, but you`re too stupid to understand it."

TAU:

"God like firepower, but you can`t build a decent sword?"

TYRANID:

"I think you need to diet. Seriously, all you do is eat."

"Break out the Mortein and kill Louie the Flyrant."

NECRON:

"Did we wake you up?"

"Wow, look at all the rust!"



Add to these as you see fit. Some are easier to sledge than others.
 

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chaos ever thought about killing mindlessly well youve already joined us get your armour now
(your identity is now added the heretic roster)
 

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+ rep for death bringer and belthazur/Bobss

for tau

aw look at all your shiny new weapons...oh whats that? I think I hear a assault-oriented army coming
 

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Dark Eldar:
Being tied up and spanked just not good enough?
If so, join us in Commorragh for the thrill of a lifetime.
 

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Guard:
Tired of being bossed around,
Sick of the crampt enviroments,
Feed up of a life with little sex,
Can't Stand being shot at anymore,
Then join the Imperial Guard and get all of that, but get paid for it
(limited offer only, pay only availible to lifeforms who are not in the Guard, Death almost certian!)
 

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Join the Imperial Guard, and be a statistic your mum can be proud of.

Space Wolves - It's a dog's life in the Astartes.

Necs - Tired of fighting? Shut down for a millenia until the next race arrives.

Harlequins - Our kiss says we're not panzies.

Join the Waaagh! Or we'll knock your teeth out... and spend them.
 
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