[Vaz]

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU PREFER MILKY WAY OVER GALAXY EINHERJAR667 you motherfucker you!

You can only account for your personal tastes with empirically tested reasoning and quantum thermodynamism sporting awards as voted by peers in the field of the strawberry candyfloss flavoured anal bum cream.

 

[Vaz]

Am I the only one who only cares for the next book? After the way the first one ended I can't wait to see what Nagash does next. I expect MORE dead special characters as well as more interaction from certain races (yes I'm looking at you Ogre Kingdoms, Lizardmen, Orcs and Goblins (who don't count since neither Grimgor nor Skarsnik have got stuck in) and Beastmen).

Although with these rules I fully expect a legions of Chaos list in the next book combining Warriors of Chaos, Daemons and Beastmen all under one ridiculous family.

If Chaos Dwarves don't get involved with a Warhammer Forge update, I'll be annoyed. One big chaos gangbang please.

 

[Vaz]

"Bilespurter's... unsettling... bulging sac..."

I like how there is also a combined statline for him Unit Type; Monster (Special Character). I actually can't wait to see the rules for making your own. You can make some proper broken stuff with them.

 

[Vaz]

Note sure exactly why you'd need to.

Just say you're going to play with 50% Lord allowance. It's what the next edition is clearly going to be. Very few other changes are brought in - a few unique options for scenery, the big use of the Lore of Undeath accessible by everyone, the 50% lord allowance, and the combined profiles.

The rest of the options don't affect you other than provide a new army for you to play against. It's slightly annoying that for most armies, the Nagash End Times book basically means "hey here's a new lore of magic and 50% lords, now, gimme £50". These rules should have been released free and would quite frankly drag people back into the game. While it's seen a slight revival, if people are going to drop that amount of money into something they'll choose the superior 30K game system.

Still, that said, it's rarely been easier to get into the game as a result of the 50% points limit (people can actually afford to buy the model, and then play with them without needing to play 3K games), as well as taking a competitive option.

 

[Vaz]

I love that antler headed blightking.

However, got to say, I'm disappoint that GW went the typical way for undeath, ooh nurgle. Should have done Slaanesh, people trying deserately for love and the threat of death putting people together or something.

 

[Vaz]

Why is it that people with 63 million mega pixel camera iphones exist, and yet we're left with something that looks like it was it was taken by something which doubles up as a potato stunt double at weekends?