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Big Mek Bagonutz thought the boss had been drinking too much of the special fungus brew when he said that he wanted to capture one of the metal heads floating pyramids to use as the base for his new battle fortress. After fighting the metal heads many times and beating them but at the high cost of almost the entire destruction of the war band each time, Bagonutz knew this was not going to be an easy task. Especially since the metal heads disappear once they are destroyed.
Bagonutz scratched his head and could not figure out how to do it. A full on frontal attack might work but the Necrons would probably kill most of the orks and there was no guarantee that it would work. He did not have any ideas so he decided to go for a walk to clear his head and hoped that maybe Gork or Mork would speak to him. Shuffling through the desert sand outside the ork city Bagonutz found himself near the weirdboy tower. Maybe it was the chanting of the madboyz or Gork and Mork were speaking to him but an idea formed a plan was in his head. Simple and cunning was his plan that he was surprised that he thought of it before.
Bagonutz trotted back to his mek shop passing the boss “Iz off ta gitz one of dem floating forts boss so ready da boyz. Dem tin heads ain’t going to be ‘appy.” Da boss paused for a moment as Bogonutz did not want anyone to go with him but he had learned not to question the ways of the big mek and went to gather his Nobs for what was about to come. The crash of the big metal doors being kicked open echoed through the mek shop startling several young meks and sent grots scurrying for hiding spots in the tangled mess of parts that is the mek shop. “Where’z Zodsmoger?” bellowed Bagonutz as he entered. A pale green young mek stepped tentatively stepped forward as two days earlier he blew up one of Bagonutz creations and he feared the big meks wrath. “I’z wantz ya to gather all da big dakka bomb’s youz can and wait fer mey to return.” The mek scurried off. Bagonutz slung his teleporter pack along with his favorite burna and slung them on his back. Clicking on his teleporter device he turned to the rest of the mek “Clear some space, lads. I’z coming back wif someting big.” And with that he was teleported away.
In the blink of an eye Bagonutz found himself in the middle of large black obelisks with markings carved into them and pyramid structures. This is were the metal heads had their tomb. It took several hours for Bagonutz to make his way through the maze of tunnels and passage ways until he found what he was looking for. A large room that arched up into the darkness that even Bagonutz mechanical eye could not penetrate. He was not here to sight see he was on a mission and the soon he was out the better. Bagonutz made his way along one of the walls careful not to interfere with any of the small spider like creatures that were maintaining the rows of warriors that stood silently waiting to awaken and serve. The warriors were not what he was here for the large metallic floating forms towards the back was he wanted. As he made his way to the back of the room he found some that were brand new and others that were in a state of complete disrepair. Bagonutz found one that the spider creatures had not started repairs on and even though the front hatch was locked the large gapping hole that had been ripped into the side was large enough for him to squeeze his large frame though. He took out his slugga as he entered but inside he found no crew or warriors waiting for him. Dis one I’ll do Bagonutz thought to himself. After all the boss said get one, he didn’t say what condition it had to be in. So he quickly set about his work hooking up his teleporter pack to the monolith for a return trip to the mek shop. Just as he finished his work one of the small spider creatures crawled inside. With a hard stomp Bagonutz smashed the creature beneath his boot. The sound of crunching metal echoed through out the room. This caused several of the warriors that had previously been dormant to start jerkily move towards the ork big mek. He fired up his burna and turned the flame to a white hot jet. Bagonutz then hit the return button on his teleporter pack. For a few seconds the monolith shuddered and shock as the tomb fought against the teleporter but then before Bagonutz eyes the images of the tomb room and the mechanical warriors faded from his view and was replaced with the blurred images of his mek shop. Once he had materialized in his mek shop Bagonutz working quickly used his burna to cut through the top of the monolith slicing the homing beacon out and dropping it into his waiting hand. “Zodsmoger!” yelled as he leaped from the Necron construct. Zodsmoger lurched forward festooned with a large amount of super stick bombs and high explosives stuffed into every bag and pocket that would hold something. The dull green crystal was now starting to glow and turn a bright white color in Bagonutz hand he knew what that meant. Stuffing the crystal into Zodsmoger’s hands “Get dis outta ‘ere.” He ordered the young mek. As Zodsmoger turned to leave Bagonutz pulled the pins on several super stick bombs. “And dat is fur blowing up me device.” Then Zodsmoger disappeared from sight “Dat otta give dem Tin heads a surprise as well as Zodsmoger.” A large teeth filled grin appeared on his face then turning to his meks. “Alright lads get ta work da boss wants a battle fortress and dat’s what he gonna get.”
I have based this off the necron codex on page 56 of a space marine squad entering a necron repair tomb to gather information. I just replaced the space marines with the big mek. It think this sounds feasible to how orks could get their hands on a monolith. Plus on the Chaos defiler trophy racks there is a necron head so I guess either not all the parts fade out or a raid on a tomb would give trophies and lootable items. Comments?
Morfangdakka
Bagonutz scratched his head and could not figure out how to do it. A full on frontal attack might work but the Necrons would probably kill most of the orks and there was no guarantee that it would work. He did not have any ideas so he decided to go for a walk to clear his head and hoped that maybe Gork or Mork would speak to him. Shuffling through the desert sand outside the ork city Bagonutz found himself near the weirdboy tower. Maybe it was the chanting of the madboyz or Gork and Mork were speaking to him but an idea formed a plan was in his head. Simple and cunning was his plan that he was surprised that he thought of it before.
Bagonutz trotted back to his mek shop passing the boss “Iz off ta gitz one of dem floating forts boss so ready da boyz. Dem tin heads ain’t going to be ‘appy.” Da boss paused for a moment as Bogonutz did not want anyone to go with him but he had learned not to question the ways of the big mek and went to gather his Nobs for what was about to come. The crash of the big metal doors being kicked open echoed through the mek shop startling several young meks and sent grots scurrying for hiding spots in the tangled mess of parts that is the mek shop. “Where’z Zodsmoger?” bellowed Bagonutz as he entered. A pale green young mek stepped tentatively stepped forward as two days earlier he blew up one of Bagonutz creations and he feared the big meks wrath. “I’z wantz ya to gather all da big dakka bomb’s youz can and wait fer mey to return.” The mek scurried off. Bagonutz slung his teleporter pack along with his favorite burna and slung them on his back. Clicking on his teleporter device he turned to the rest of the mek “Clear some space, lads. I’z coming back wif someting big.” And with that he was teleported away.
In the blink of an eye Bagonutz found himself in the middle of large black obelisks with markings carved into them and pyramid structures. This is were the metal heads had their tomb. It took several hours for Bagonutz to make his way through the maze of tunnels and passage ways until he found what he was looking for. A large room that arched up into the darkness that even Bagonutz mechanical eye could not penetrate. He was not here to sight see he was on a mission and the soon he was out the better. Bagonutz made his way along one of the walls careful not to interfere with any of the small spider like creatures that were maintaining the rows of warriors that stood silently waiting to awaken and serve. The warriors were not what he was here for the large metallic floating forms towards the back was he wanted. As he made his way to the back of the room he found some that were brand new and others that were in a state of complete disrepair. Bagonutz found one that the spider creatures had not started repairs on and even though the front hatch was locked the large gapping hole that had been ripped into the side was large enough for him to squeeze his large frame though. He took out his slugga as he entered but inside he found no crew or warriors waiting for him. Dis one I’ll do Bagonutz thought to himself. After all the boss said get one, he didn’t say what condition it had to be in. So he quickly set about his work hooking up his teleporter pack to the monolith for a return trip to the mek shop. Just as he finished his work one of the small spider creatures crawled inside. With a hard stomp Bagonutz smashed the creature beneath his boot. The sound of crunching metal echoed through out the room. This caused several of the warriors that had previously been dormant to start jerkily move towards the ork big mek. He fired up his burna and turned the flame to a white hot jet. Bagonutz then hit the return button on his teleporter pack. For a few seconds the monolith shuddered and shock as the tomb fought against the teleporter but then before Bagonutz eyes the images of the tomb room and the mechanical warriors faded from his view and was replaced with the blurred images of his mek shop. Once he had materialized in his mek shop Bagonutz working quickly used his burna to cut through the top of the monolith slicing the homing beacon out and dropping it into his waiting hand. “Zodsmoger!” yelled as he leaped from the Necron construct. Zodsmoger lurched forward festooned with a large amount of super stick bombs and high explosives stuffed into every bag and pocket that would hold something. The dull green crystal was now starting to glow and turn a bright white color in Bagonutz hand he knew what that meant. Stuffing the crystal into Zodsmoger’s hands “Get dis outta ‘ere.” He ordered the young mek. As Zodsmoger turned to leave Bagonutz pulled the pins on several super stick bombs. “And dat is fur blowing up me device.” Then Zodsmoger disappeared from sight “Dat otta give dem Tin heads a surprise as well as Zodsmoger.” A large teeth filled grin appeared on his face then turning to his meks. “Alright lads get ta work da boss wants a battle fortress and dat’s what he gonna get.”
I have based this off the necron codex on page 56 of a space marine squad entering a necron repair tomb to gather information. I just replaced the space marines with the big mek. It think this sounds feasible to how orks could get their hands on a monolith. Plus on the Chaos defiler trophy racks there is a necron head so I guess either not all the parts fade out or a raid on a tomb would give trophies and lootable items. Comments?
Morfangdakka
