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A tired and true topic, but hey, who couldn't like yo mama jokes? (I am in a goofy mood right now.)
Please post your own as well!

Yo mama so fat that when the Inquisition declared her a heretic, they had to execute her with an ordo exterminatus.

Yo mama so ugly the Inquisition uses her to train Grey Knights on how to fight Great Unclean Ones.

(To a gue'vesa) Yo mama so useless, when she asked an Ethereal how she could help out in the Greater Good, he pointed at a ship and told her she could help by returning to the Imperium.

Yo mama so poor her house makes the bottom hives of Necromunda look like luxury condos.

Yo mama so ugly that even Nurgle said "Damn, your hideous."

Yo mama so stupid, Ogryns see her and feel good about their intelligence.

yo mama so old that she signed the Emperor's yearbook.

Yo mama so mean & nasty, when Aun'Va of the Tau Empire said "It saddens me greatly that we must take arms against the peoples of the galaxy," he then added "unless it's yo mama."
 

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yo mama so fat, she was floatin in space and the crusade conquered her in the name of the emperor
 

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"Yo mama so ugly the Inquisition uses her to train Grey Knights on how to fight Great Unclean Ones."

Class.
 

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Yo mama so old, she calls the eldar "the young `uns."

Your mama so fat, she ate the other splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan.

Yo mama so stupid, orks beat her at chess.

Yo mama so angry, berzerkers run the other way.

Yo mama so hot, Slaanesh feels unattractive. (one for the plus side)
 

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Yo mama so old, she calls the eldar "the young `uns."

Your mama so fat, she ate the other splinter of Hive Fleet Leviathan.

Yo mama so stupid, orks beat her at chess.

Yo mama so angry, berzerkers run the other way.

Yo mama so hot, Slaanesh feels unattractive. (one for the plus side)
3rd one is great.

Yo mama so fat & ugly genestealers mistake her for a patriarch.
 

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Your mamma's so fat the imperium's thinking about plugging up the eye of terror with her arse...

...Your mamma's so ugly that when she spreads her legs you know the true meaning of the eye of terror

Your mother is so uncouth she married a mon-keigh (for the eldar fans)

Your progenitor circuit board is so primitive it runs off a 9 volt battery (necron insults, you gotta luagh)

Your spawning pool is so mutated it actually came out with some orks
 

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Yo mama so hairy, she uses an eviscerator to shave!

Yo mama so ugly the dark eldar use her to torture people.

Yo mama so hot she melted an avatar! (plus side)

Yo mama so stupid she thought a lasgun was lethal. (double burn)

Yo mama so stupid they use her presence to mindlock servitors.

Yo mama so big you need a str 11 weapon to hurt her.

Yo mama so small she got stepped on by a snotling.
 

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Yo mama's like a hellhound tank: Push one button and she's red hot.
Yo mama's so slutty she got kicked out of the Sisterhood for having an affair with an Ogryn.
Yo mama's so stupid that unplugged the Golden Throne to make room for her blowdryer.
Yo mama's so stupid she doesn't register on the Warp.
Yo mama's so fat that if she got hit by a bolter, it woudn't make it past the beer belly.
 

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Yo momma's what made Kreig a radioactive death world.
Yo momma's so scary Yarrick shot himself instead!
Yo momma's Abbaddon. A bad one.
Yo momma's so soulless, she makes Culexus assassins nervous.
Yo momma's so ugly, Nurgle said "No."
Yo momma's like a zombie plague (Abbaddon's 13th?), should be dead, but she's comin over for dinner!
Yo momma's so slutty, Slaanesh needs protection.
Yo momma's so dirty, Orks fart to freshen her up.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks a High Marshal needs rehab.
Yo momma's so pretty since that Leman Russ ran her over.
Yo momma's so hot since I handed her an armed Meltabomb.
Yo momma's so nice since the Inquisition put a null ring on her head.
Yo momma's looks so good since Kharn gave her face a lift.
Yo momma's the Keeper of Secrets that failed.
Yo momma's cookin keeps me on the golden throne.
Yo momma's cookin makes me wish I was a Space Marine, so I could digest dirt and ash.
Yo momma's so hateful, Space Marines fear her.
Yo momma's so strange, an astropathic choir has to sing her to sleep.
Yo momma's like a Chaos Dreadnought. Sleeps for a hundred years, then wakes only to scream unintelligible nonsense while punching everything in reach.

Ok. I'm spent. Too many? Not funny?
 

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One i came up with a few months ago.
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Yo momma's so slutty that at precisely 9pm each night she will tear her pants off and scream "Somebody Power Fist my Pink Horror"... regardless of where she is and who she is with.
Your existence only came about because the dude that was Power Fisting her Pink Horror was playing with his Old One Eye at the same time, and changing hands.



Too harsh???:laugh:
 

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Your mamma has more chins than Tzeentch has faces.

Your mamma's like a Space Hulk; Huge, infested with hostile creatures and should be destroyed on sight.

It wasn't the Tyranids that eat all the bio-mass on Tyran, it was your mamma.

Your mamma's been back to the all you can eat buffet over 5 times. The Imperium has come to call the occurrences, Hive Fleets.

Your mamma's smell is deadlier than a Black Cube.

It wasn't warp storms that separated the Imperium in the Age of Strife, it was your mamma's rolls.

Your mamma's like the Emperor; need to be feed a thousand bodies a day to live.

Ok, I think I'm done now :grin:
 

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Yo Mamma's so fat, she's called the 'Momma Class'
Yo Mamma's so fat, she sleeps in a Titan dock!
Yo Mamma's so fat, she was mistaken for a Dyson Sphere!
Yo Mamma's so dirty, they named a Greater Demon after her!
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she gave the Ogryns snipers!
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she gave the Ratlings ripper guns!

Midnight
 
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