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Have you guys any quotes from when you've been gaming that were funny or just plain weird?

Not a great example here but when playing a guy with necrons he kept going on about how his lord had never died and was so lucky. He hadn't attached him to a squad so i positioned my demolisher blast so it got him and it splatted him, failed his wbb[i didn't think it would get one but he said it was in the faq so i let him roll anyway] and his mate look at him and laughed then said "asta la vista baby"
 

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"Motherfucker!" - General, random, often used just because. Curse your bad luck or his good, your own blunders or his genius. Said fast, one word.

"Alright, but if you win it's only because..." Usually whenever a rules question is decided, or a questionable die result is kept

"Noooo, not Lasty!" Lasty is the straggler with a boltgun who's the first to go from enemy fire. Called Lasty because he's usually in the back of the group. His cousin Firsty usually heads up the team and is there to absorb range-snipes, but in most cases, it;s Lasty who goes first.
 

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"I'll be back...": My Necron Lord Khamuun Ra, who has never, ever, ever been dead at the end of a game. He's almost beyond rationality in his ability to make Phase Shifter saves and WBB rolls. His current record is seven successful, and almost successive, WBB rolls in the one nine-turn game. He also holds the mighty honour of being the only miniature I have ever seen to make an opponent break down without ever actually doing anything proactive. Then again, a five and two sixes in three consecutive WBB attempts with a Phylactery would do that to most people. Or, it could be my habit of humming the Terminator theme music each and every time he gets back up.
 

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How could i forget--

When someone is focusing on looking up a rule or checking range or line of sight just get behind them and yell "WAAAGH!"
 

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I find that when something critical happens to my army, I tend to yell out "Oh Bitch-Bastard!"

And if I'm playing a rules lawyer or plain asshat, and I make a critical kill or penetration roll, I usually blurt "Right in that Anus, Yeah!"


-Khaine-
 

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"ha ha fuck you" from me to spooky and vice versa whenever we play each other drunk and something fails to hit/wound/turn up. you get the picture 8)
 

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uberschveinen said:
Or, it could be my habit of humming the Terminator theme music each and every time he gets back up.
Lol, that is f'in classic Uber! :lol: :lol:


The only thing I have a tendency to mutter in games is when the dice are completely against me. My opponents always find it hysterical whenver they hear me say "for fuck's sake" or the always classic "fuck me pink"

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"WHAT THE FUCK!!!! HOW DOES MY TANK ALWAYS DIE!?!?!!?"
-attributed to Daemons R Us whenever his ill-fated tank dies yet again to a carnifex,zoa or lascannon.....without the tank firing a shot :twisted:
i love zoanthropes and lascannons :)
 

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*falls to the ground on knees and raises hands to the air* "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............."

Cry of "god damnit" for NecronNidMarine
 

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I usually wish people face/shin/mind cancer when they roll well. Or tell them I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
 

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I generally try to get Warhammer rules in 40k and 40k rules in Warhammer to be annoying.

"You can't see, their 3" into woods."
"Your Knight needs a Last Man Standing test"
"My Huntsmen are Infiltrating."

In general my luck is terrible against all the better players of the club, and great against the not so good players.
Aha, got to remember that one. So you'll be in the middle ground then.
 

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A buddy of mine had been losing for over 3 months and then in the middle of yet another slaughterfest he quietly stepped out of the store, screamed his longs out and kicked the **** out of a garbage can....only to break his anckle in 3 places and lose the game.


Another real funny quote, tough to translate but here goes
'Man I wish my girlfriend could have seen that move, I'm sure see would really dig 40K then'
 

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"aw Bugger it" seems to come up a lot when im playing

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'ha ha ha take that you load of metal shit" as the necron lord goes down

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"hahaha powned" as the monolith leaves the table after being shot down by a scout with rocket launcher.

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"ah fuk it" as the necron lord gets back up with 3 wounds, again.

or

"he go BOOM" as mi predater annihilator kills something juicy!!
 
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