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Hello, I be lulzforthelulzgod and as you could guess I do enjoy my lulz. I also enjoy randomized lulz.

So here's the game, yes it's a bit silly but hey.

We've all had that discussion where we would love to be a space marine or an ork ect.

Instead of you choosing what you think you'd be, let the dice gods choose for you.


There will be 3 dice rolls.

These will decide what you are in the 40k universe.

1. Race
2. Job
3. Favoured Item



Race

1. Human
2. Space marine
3. Ork
4. Dark Eldar
5. Necron
6. Tau


Job
1. Grand general (equivalent for race, warboss ect)
2. Janitor
3. Special forces ( xv8s, kasrkin ect)
4. Retail advisor at Cho's fine dining chinese restaurant
5. Lone wolf (Think Marbo and that dark eldar guy)
6. Legendary tank commander


Your personal Item
1. Stealth camo (a small compact version like in metal gear solid)
2. A mop
3. Warp Generator (Warp spider jumpy-ness)
4. Adamantium Fist (strakens fist basically)
5. 2 inferno pistols
6. The Gore child (Kharns axe of death)


So let's see what you really are according to the tables. Good luck ;)

Also, Sorry if you're favourite race or job ect aren't up there. If people enjoy this perhaps suggestions to make a better one :)
 

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Hmmm

Dark Eldar Stealth Janitor for me.
 

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Dark Eldar stealth loner for me.

And rerolling I become: A Necron adamantium fisted janitor; prepare to be obliterated clogs!
 

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Stealthy space marine retail adviser. I'm interpreting this as "wanna buy a watch?"
 

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Human janitor with Gore Child......

It's like Good Will Hunting except I'm the Matt Damon of slaughter.
 

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6, 3, 5... Tau pathfinder with dual inferno pistols... sounds legit.
 

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Tau general with a mop. Clearly I long for the good old days where nobody would question the innocent love between a blue-skinned alien and his mop.
 

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We should team up and solve mysteries.
If by solve mysteries you mean "Hit things. Hard" the I'm totally for it!

"Grimzag And Grokfog in the Mystery of Da Missin' Choppa"
"Grimzag and Grokfog and the Mystery of Where'd all dat blud cum from?!"

I see a hit series coming on!
 
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