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The Mangled Moose famous for cheap drink, cheap food and cheaper women. A place of violence and suffering, its the ideal hang out for the worlds drop outs. Famed for massive brawls...DUCK it's all going off again!

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-Nothing can be used that wouldn't normally be found in a traditional bar. i.e. No lasers, guns or such like.
-This is not a 'kill the above poster' topic. If someone did somthing to you a page back.. feel free to have your sweet revenge.

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*Grabs a seat next to a rather large lass sitting next to a pretty boy*

"Hi hunny, fancy a f..."
 

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I'm sat watchin the game when a fight breaks out behind, I take a glance and notice a pretty boy pulling some fancy moves. Not a problem I think knock the top of my Newcastle brown ale and ram the broken top through Jezlads exposed spine (men shouldn't wear boob tubes).
 

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I spit out broken teeth fragments, grin wickedly, pull the poker off the mantlepiece and skewer the ball throwing fairy Ravensoul through the neck. He gargles blood for a few seconds then begins to cackle.

I run...
 

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Next to the roaring fireplace, Snugums the cat sleeps fitfully, dreaming of chasing mice through and sunny field. Jigplums spots his chance and grabs her tail, and comes up swinging. MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
 

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Nearing the bar I see my opportunity, climb aboard a Coyote's back cover her eyes and begin enthusiastically whipping her ass. She sprints off skitting around the pool table like a frightened horse. I snatch up a pool que - one of the big ones with an extended handle - spur her on and lance the cat molester through the gut!
 

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Anphicar sits in the back of the bar sipping his Diet Mt. Dew calmy watching the morons engage in squabbling fisticuffs.

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...the doors burst open suddenly with loaud clatter, the wind and snow starts howling in from the fozen tundra outside. A large hairy being can be seen silouetted by the firelight agasint the malestrom outside.

A hush desends the crowed bar and skcuzzlebumm clumps his way into the room, with an hair that only those who truley don't give a fuck can exude. He approches the barkeep, grabs him my the collar and growls something into his ear.

The bar keeps shaking hands place 2 large bottle of wiskey on the bar and a large dirty steel tankard beside it.

Skcuzzlebumm fills the tankard and turns to observe the now resuming fight with his drink in on mighty paw and one of the bottles in the other....
 

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The cat flies through the air, narrowly missing skcuzzlebumm it lands on the bar apparently unscathed. It looks around, slowly turning its head in a catty, don't have a care in the world way. Suddenly he lerches forwards, grabbing the nearest of skcuzzlebumms whiskey bottle and smashes it against the bar, brandishing the broken shards in front of it, it advances with an evil look in its eye.
 

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Riled up by the general frenzy, The Wraithlord is enraged by Anphicars laid back attitude. Deciding something must be done he grabs a corkscrew, takes a fistfull of Anphicars hair, and shoves the corkscrew straight into his right ear laughing maniacallly the entire time.
 

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Anphicar reels away in surprised shock and pain.

Suddenly fueled by pain and irritation, Anphicar lunges at The Wraithlord, sending him and himself sprawling, blood leaking from the ragged hole in his ear.

Anphicar manages to come out on top, pinning the Wraithlord's arms down with his knees. Anphicar makes a fist...
 

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Skcuzzlebumm reaches into his back pocket and in one motion flicks a zippo lighter out and tosses it into the pool of hardliquor the cat is walking in, the pool and the legs of the cat go up with a palitable wooosha dn the screams of the Cat. These are quickly smothered as skcuzzlebumm takes a long swig of his wiskey and sprays it all over the Cat, completing his transition into a living torch.
The engarged and burning cat makes to move of Skcuzzlebumm who with one lazy flick of his heel round houses the cat onto the pile that is Anphicar and Wraithlord.

He cracks his kncukles and moves to break some skulls...
 

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Wraithlord, thinking fast, brings his knees up and smashes the back of Anphicars head, knocking him off and into the bar. Grabbing a barstool, he throws it at Anphicar only to see it sail of his head and smash into the face of someone ridind a Coyote...
 

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After deftly dodging the flying chair, Anphicar roundhouse kicks The Wraithlord in the face, setting him in a momentary bout of spluttering.
 

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a small chinese man of late years walks into the bar, he has a long grey beard a mustasche that trail to the floor. The bar falls quite, except for the screaching of the flaming cat, and a few muffled sob's form the ridden coyote. The chinese man looks slowly around at the "theres nothing going on here faces" of the bars occupants and then turns, heading back towards the doors.
 
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