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My name is Kharn and I've been an alcoholic and mass murderer for the past 10,000 years.

My favourite drinks consist mainly of vodka. Usually straight vodka with a glass of water to wash it down. It helps ease the HEADACHES I get from the nails. Occasionally, if I'm feeling fancy, I'll butcher a girl named Mary and drink her blood. UGGHHH KILL!!! Usually they don't stop screaming long enough to tell me their name, so I just go ahead and assume that they're called Mary.

UGHHHH!!

Thankfully, my super human biology helps me avoid alcohol related illnesses such as cirrhosis and goat. I do, however, suffer from depression. I just feel so down that I need to bury my thumbs into someones eye sockets until their head explodes. Other times I play with my puppy. His name is Philip Schofield. He's so adorable. He's a Jack Russell. Gorak mocked me for having a puppy. UUUGGHHHHHH!!!!
He doesn't mock me anymore. Philip Schofield got some delicious Gorak flavoured doggy treats. Who's a good boy? You are! Yes, you are! UGGGHHHHHH!!! KIILLLLLLL!!!

I hope we can be friends. Or at least you will hopefully live long enough to amuse me before I pull your intestines out through your mouth.
 

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Good luck trying, I don't have an intestine.
 

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Har! :laugh:


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