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So, @Tawa and @morfangdakka, Melissa was curious to know that if "we made those two apart of the wedding party, where they would walk a bridesmaid down the aisle and then stand around with you during the ceremony, would it be offensive to thank them for participating with a small gift basket with a couple boxes of Viagra, a half gallon of lube, and card keys to all the bridesmaids' hotel rooms?"
Wow Melissa is an awesome woman does she have a single sister??:biggrin: I would gladly walk the brides maid down the aisle especially if she is short and has lots of cleavage :good: I will stand up there with you during the ceremony and support my buddy. I will try not to take any of the Viagra before the ceremony starts but the gift basket sounds like a great idea to me.

Yes! Jace you will get in trouble but oh man is it worth it. :nono:
 

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I'm going to get in trouble for even repeating this, but, I laughed so hard when she said it. :biggrin::laugh:

So, @Tawa and @morfangdakka, Melissa was curious to know that if "we made those two apart of the wedding party, where they would walk a bridesmaid down the aisle and then stand around with you during the ceremony, would it be offensive to thank them for participating with a small gift basket with a couple boxes of Viagra, a half gallon of lube, and card keys to all the bridesmaids' hotel rooms?"
I would be rather made up with that. *whistles!* Whoo! Whoo!
 

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Yup, I was talked to concerning that and it was to the tune of "Seriously? That's it? That's doable!"

To which I followed up with "Apparently, so are the bridesmaids."
 

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Yup, I was talked to concerning that and it was to the tune of "Seriously? That's it? That's doable!"

To which I followed up with "Apparently, so are the bridesmaids."
 

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Yup, I was talked to concerning that and it was to the tune of "Seriously? That's it? That's doable!"

To which I followed up with "Apparently, so are the bridesmaids."
Well yeah :yahoo::rofl: Otherwise we would not have a reason to go. :crazy:
 

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Oh, I know. I'm just wondering... if this happens, then how many bridesmaids will there be?
Undefiled by me and Tawa? Zero.

as to how many will be there that is kind of up to Melissa and how much does she hate these women. :biggrin:
 

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Swap at half-time? I'm wondering if you two think these women are, all, going to be in the same room?

Of course they are I am told I can be very persuasive.

"I have Belgium chocolates and Russian vodka in my room who wants some?" BOOM! 6-7 bridesmaids in my room. I am a chef I know how to get several women into one room.

As long as Tawa talks with an English accent oh yeah it is on. Hell after a few shots I will even look cute.

So yeah swap at half time is going to happen.

Oh and we have to get a conductors hate for Jace to wear on his special night as well. :good: Just if you wear it and Melissa gets mad. Tawa and me have no knowledge of how you got the hat. We advised you against wearing the hat, making the choo choo noise and screaming "All aboard!" and if needed we will go in a point our fingers at you and say "Bad Jace" smack you with a rolled up newspaper and then run back to our room and hop on the sushi express!! :biggrin:
 

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Oh dear.... :laugh:
 

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