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...a space marine urinate?
...a space marine eat?
...a space marine could wait on hold on the customer service phone line?
 

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16 fl oz

A shit load(2 metric crap loads)

15 mins
 

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No idea but I think the marine would probably leave to blow the operators head off with his boltgun after waiting 2 minutes due to lack of faith in the emperor.

A marine probably goes into dominoes and order at least 4 large pizzas for himself.
 

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...a space marine urinate?
...a space marine eat?
...a space marine could wait on hold on the customer service phone line?
1) maybe a two gallon keg of John Smiths?

2) dominos and KFC with a side dish of macdonalds adn burger king

3 thirty seconds before using the tech marine to blow the mind numbing music off the line.
 

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...a space marine urinate?
...a space marine eat?
...a space marine could wait on hold on the customer service phone line?
Probably like 2 oz or water seeing how they don't really need bladder control in their power armor.

They don't eat they absorb nutrients by osmosis.

A life time and a half.
 

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...Seventeen point four litres.

...Seven pizzas, four Big Macs, eight Whoppers and a diet coke.

...Seventy two hours, before a three hour sleep break would be required.
 

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...a space marine could wait on hold on the customer service phone line?
the emporer is atleast 5 times worse than customer service people, and they've stuck with him for 10,000 years, so I'm thinking roughly 50,000 years!:biggrin:
 

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...so much is he could burn the Imperial Pledge of Allegiance into granite.
...ridiculous, everyone knows Spess Mehrens do not poop.
...42.
 

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LoL. Well on extended combat missions i think their armor recycles their waste so they don't dehydrate. So sometimes they drink the pee too.

I think they can wait on hold for as long as it takes to get to the customer service office, slam some secretaries through walls and demand a supervisor.

"THIS SLAP CHOP BROKE AFTER ONE SLAP!!!!! DEATH TO THE HERETIC DESIGNERS!!!!!"
 

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A single space marine could urinate enough to fully contaminate an entire ocean.

A single space marine could eat forever. they would eat and then it would filter through their enhanced organs and it would be produced as nutritous food and therefore could continually eat forever.

They would not wait one minute for they have no patience for mortals. Thats why they shop at IMPERIAL WALMART where psykers know what they want hours before they arrive.
 
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