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Great Unclean One
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Legolas: Final count, forty-two.
Gimli: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-three.
*Legolas quickly nocks an arrow and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on*
Legolas: Forty-three.
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching.
Gimli: He was 'twitching' because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!
* Gimli moves his axe back and forth; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch*
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