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here i got this a while ago tell me what you think. I got a good laugh outta it.

Necromunda- A game involving neither Necros or Mundas. Task resolution is used by conflicting players eating bananas, the fastest devourer wins. This game is not very popular due to the homoerotic undertones inherent in the task resolution system.
GorkaMorka- A game about Mork & Mindy where players side up with either the alien Mork or his wife Mindy. Characters battle it out throwing frying pans at each other while yelling Shazbot.
Inquisitor- This game is played with one player tieing all the other players to chairs and turning a bright light in their face. Questioning usually involves why a certain player missed a game and whether there is the remote possibility one of the players might have touched a girl since the last session. Usually the games get ugly and the Police are called when the Inquisitor starts cutting off digits with a pair of garden shears.

If your general dies in the game, you die in real life.

Warhammer collectors are proven to have 40% better sex than those who do not. With Orks.

Hitler got his idea to invade Poland while reading a battle report in Whitedwarf magazine.

Warhammer models are made by hand in sweatshops.

Would make one fucking AWESOME movie...but this is virtually impossible.

God allegedly copy and pasted Warhammer 40K fan fiction from a PDA file, changing many of the names and renaming it the bible. +

Most races in the game are equiped with weapons that can go right through people and kill tanks in seconds, but like to beat each other up by slamming their guns at each other instead of shooting.

The Emperor's real name is Billbo.

The "models" created by Games Workshop are actually real people, but smaller.

Despite being "advanced" compared to Earth today, all races have lost the
technology needed to create nuclear weapons. Instead, they have to go out there and get their asses kicked
 

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God allegedly copy and pasted Warhammer 40K fan fiction from a PDA file, changing many of the names and renaming it the bible. +
That was funny as hell :D
 
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