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If you could make a funny unit or race like chaos gingerbread men what would it be.
 

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Cheesemen of mars. They fire str D candy meltas and and have the physic power of turning an entire squad (regardless of type) into cheesemen. funky.
 

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Space Dwarves! We could call them Squats! How hilarious would that be?
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fairies...and we could call them Eldar..we could even have evil pransing gay elves who live to be gay called "dark Elves" as we are right wing and gay=dark.
 

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could do like weed hmm stormtroopers painted in dark green and then like paint those old worldwar II american bomb faces on the basilisks, call'em hmm harvest patrol yar
 

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red buttons. You press it and everything slowly explodes in a ball of flame.
 

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How about an army of stereotypical american politicians? They could have George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Richard Nixon as their special characters. Or maybe an army of books come to life led by my english teacher. With one of his english quizes as his wargear, he could probably make every unit on the board fail a morale test. Some of the questions on those quizes are literally all but impossible to answer.


I just thought of the stats for cheney:
Points: 200
Weapons and Wargear: Hunting Rifle and Diplomatic immunity shield (2+ invulnerable save)
UNIT STATS:
WS: 3
BS: 5
S: 3
T: 5
W: 3
I: 6
A: 2
Sv: 2+
Hunting Rifle Stats
RANGE: 60"
STR: 9
AP: 2
Type: Heavy 3, Pinning
SPECIAL RULES:
Hunting Rifle Incident:
If Cheney successfuly makes 3 hits with his rifle on any enemy unit, have your opponent choose one of your infantry squads. One model in that unit must take an armor save and the rest of the unit must take a morale test with -1 to their leadership.

Vice President:
If you have George W. Bush or any President as one of your HQ choices, and he is killed, you may remove Cheney from the table in order to bring Bush or the other president back exactly where Cheney was standing.

War in Iraq: Any of your units are allowed to deep strike if you start the game with Cheney on the table.
 

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How about An army of genetically modified potatoes and call them the mr and mrs potatoes head army??
 
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