[LJT_123]

There are some pretty awesome quotes in the 40k universe, which one is your favourite?

Mine is 'Give me enough meat, and I can clog the grinder.' - said by an anonymous Imperial Guard general.

 

[Iron Angel]

CREEEEEEEED!
-Chaos

 

[aquatic_foible]

"if all else fails: duck! as a defensive stratagem it's unreliable, but incredibly reassuring for a moment or two" - lord corvis of petrax

 

[Fire Lord]

Kill, Maim, Burn! Kill, Maim, Burn! Kill, Maim, Burn! -Kharn the Betrayer
Gotta love the mans' focus.

 

[Holmstrom]

"Look...Rhino's! Our enemies hide in metal boxes!"
- Firaeveus Carron of the Alpha Legion moments before devising a plan to take away their metal boxes.

 

[Unforgiven302]

"A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt."
-Tactica Imperium-

"I murdered thousands for the Emperor and he gave me nothing except his damning silence. Now his lapdogs yap for every life I take, while the Gods promise me the galaxy."
-Svane Vulfbad-

 

[wombat_tree]

I think that this should be in General 40K but none the less.

'If a Million Guardsmen die, that's a statistic. If one marine dies, that's a tragedy.'
- Unknown


'To fight the Tyranids by traditional means is to foolishly move a beach one grain at a time'
- Inquisitor Kryptmann


'Get 'em boyz! Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH!"
- Rotgob, Ork strategist

Who told you to die? Keep fighting!
— Commissar Otto Xavier

Incoming fire has the right of way.
— Old artilleryman's maxim The Traitor's Hand (Novel)

'It's never too late to panic.'
- Popular Valhallan folk saying

 

[jaws900]

Not a 40k quote but a funny war quote all the same.

*spoken by the highest ranked general to die in the American cival war*
"Why are you ducking? They couldn't his the broad side of an Eleph......."
*At that point a bullet hit him square in the eye.*

 

[Davidicus 40k]

"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks." - Osric the Loopy, ex-planetary governor of Corania.

 

[FatBoyFat]

That's my favourite quote!

 

[bobss]

Ferrus Manus: I. Am. Iron. Wang *rest of the song...*

Played and created upon the Chat yourself LJT!

Remember?

... Now perform! *whip crackles*

Metal Boxes is a classic. Good times...

 

[Broguts]

I remember that bobss.

 

[666JasonDark666]

BREAK THEIR BACKS-random World Eater chaos spess marine

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU...-Commisar Fuklaw

SSSSIIIINNNNDDDDRRRRRIIIIIII-Lord Bale

Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, the cowards! THE FEWLS!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!-Lord Carron

 

[LJT_123]

Ha, old times in the chat

 

[Durzod]

"Innocence proves nothing."

 

[Serpion5]

"Who said anything about escape?"

-Warsmith Honsou.

 

[arturslv]

BREAK THEIR BACKS-random World Eater chaos spess marine

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU...-Commisar Fuklaw

SSSSIIIINNNNDDDDRRRRRIIIIIII-Lord Bale

Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, the cowards! THE FEWLS!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!-Lord Carron

You forgot something. It goes like this:Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, the cowards! THE FEWLS!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

 

[Holmstrom]

"A small mind is easily filled with faith."

 

[LJT_123]

"Innocence proves nothing."

Haha I always thought that sounded a bit rapey. >.<

 

[ThatOtherGuy]

WAAAGH!!!
~Teh Orks