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This got me thinking in the How open are you about your hobby thread.

I really don't see why it was even brought up in the first place about pulling girls and not telling them your involved in wargaming because if you only want a shag mate then it wouldnt even enter the conversation in that one night unless you were pulling at a wargaming convention lol.
After chuckling a bit I got to thinking about Gaming chat up lines you might hear if such things happened at gaming conventions.

Heres a few that popped into my head but there must be more.

[Space Wolf Player] 'Hello little girl wanna come and see my puppies?'

[Ork Player] Wanna play with my big Nob?
 

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"Excuse me mam, but have you ever been powerfisted with a penetrating result?"

Sure, it's rude, explicit and not likely to yield anything but it is the most common 40k innuendo you'll ever encounter.

But hey, Dark Eldar players like me got it easy. Just introduce them as porn elves and ask if they wanna play. Then maybe we can have a game afterwards :laugh:
 

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If you wanna be really kinky you can penetrate with a chainfist :shok:
 

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Eldar players have it easy all they have to say is "you may as well sleep with me, Eldrad has already forseen it!"

Also for CSM: Have you seen the size of my...tentacle?
 

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has anyone noticed that the Tau PR looks like... nevermind.

I'm making an '8 with one on his crotch XD
 

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hey baby are you a slanneshi Daemon?

me: "wanna go out?"
her: "not untill your pods drop"

ummm... vauge referances to power swords? (Power sword scores a penetrating hit to the rear armour... there are so many references there it's not funny)
 

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"Hey, my converted Tentacles Dread could work well with your Sisters..."
 
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