[black chaplain]

can you guys help me make a really cheesey 2000pt space marine list. at my local club we're have the annual "cheesecon" and i would like to impress everyone with the cheesey brilliance everyone on heresy online is going to come up with (no offence)

and uh yeh...

 

[Stella Cadente]

its not that hard to do, just go through the codex, and anything that has an assault cannon, you take

 

[Cadian81st]

lol

heh, yeah.

 

[Hespithe]

You can also take the 4 Land Raider Rush army using Black Templars and pack as many assault cannons into the list as possible.

 

[Jacobite]

And don't forget Las-Plas, can't be a cheesy list with out Las-Plas.

 

[The Wraithlord]

Do las/plas backed up by multiple asscannons.

 

[Engelus]

4 Vindicators with Power of the machine spirit and extra armor + as many plasmacannons as you can take.

 

[Stella Cadente]

4 Vindicators with Power of the machine spirit and extra armor + as many plasmacannons as you can take.

4???

 

[Jacobite]

Theres a Trait which allows you to take a extra HS I think.

 

[Engelus]

sorry, I accidentally spelled 3 wrong, I spelled it with a 4.

although there may be a trait that allows that, I'm not sure, I have not a Space marine Codex.

 

[Stella Cadente]

nope, there are none, otherwise EVERYONE would take it

 

[Jacobite]

My bad - don't know where I got that idea from.

Hmm I may be cracking up. Oh well it was bound to happen sometime

 

[Bloodhound]

make sure you take as many ass cans as you can and dont supress urges to load up with heavy bolters just for the sake of havimg a million shots at one squad.

 

[matty570]

Take 3 blood angels baal predators and max out speeders and terminators all wi tha assault cannons - that should do the trick!

Or go for the list with the 6 dreadnoughts or whatever it was?

 

[Red Orc]

My bad - don't know where I got that idea from.

Hmm I may be cracking up. Oh well it was bound to happen sometime

There is a trait that allows you to take dev squads as elites, so you can have 6 heavy slots... 3 have to be devs though obviously.

One of the Ork characters lets you take an extra HS I think.

And there's a drawback which means you have one less HS slot along with one less FA and Elite..

Put these all together and you get... a new Marine trait "a confusion of Jacobites":
due to a mix up at central stores, the marine army may field an extra HS slot instead of one FA or Elite choice. However, all Fast Attack and Elite units fielded must be led by Orks.

Do you think it'll catch on?

BTW, "I accidently spelled 3 wrong, I spelt it with a 4" is the best excuse for anything I've heard for ages.

:cyclops:

 

[Beamo]

play space wolves.

take 9 tornados w/ assault cannons

1 ven dread with assault cannon

2 standard dreads with assault cannons

2 retinues of wolfguard terminators with 2 assault cannons for each retinue. (4 termies to a retinue)

buy 2 min squads of grey hunters and 2 battle leaders for your termie squads.

take a squad of OBEL wolf scouts for the cries of cheese, and you're set to go.


and if you want to exclude other wargear, you might can scrounge together the points to drop pod your termies and dreadnoughts.