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“ I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.”
“I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.”
“I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.”
“I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!”
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These were the words that the Great Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, Prophet of the Ork gods, graffitied onto the side of a Imperial Battle Titan that his boy had managed to bring down. Also their that day was a little known ork Warboss named Borzkin Grubgutz, observing the events that would become legend for all orkdom. Eventually, the Great Thraka grew bored of the repetitous fighting on Armageddon, and left the planet to go conquer other worlds in the name of his great WWWAAGGHHHHH!!!
Before he left, he gave instructions to all his ork commanders to continue fighting the “hummiez” until they were crushed. What few know is that he also ordered his ork fleet commanders, a mix of warbosses, pirates, and suicide gretchin legions, to disperse and conquer new planets for “Da Orks.” Borzkin was one of those commanders that day, having risen to command a small priate fleet. He had joined Ghazghkull’s WWAAAAGGHHH!! In hopes of good fighting and plunder. Now, with the backing of Thraka, Prophet of the Ork Gods Gork and Mork, Borzkin and his crew set out to attack new worlds, plunder new gun, and continue the great WWWAAAGGHHH!!!
Our story begins on a small backwater planet of the Imperium in the Segmentum Pacificus. Borzkin and his boy have launched a WWAAAGGHHH!! on the small planet of Tilvyrus. Having arrived in system with his even larger fleet, Borzkin had deployed his boy to the surface immediately, gunning for a shock attack strategy to take the major Hummie’z cities. There are 4 main cities, with numerous outlying settlements surrounding them(like scattered suburbs). One city has already been wiped out when one of Borzkin’s ships smashed into the planet. Having transitioned into real space to close to the planet, the stricken orks had made a suicide run on the city; practically nuking it. Now the ork forces close on the remaining cities, intent on the fight’in and slaughter that is soon to come.
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(All: Ok, wow that was a lot. Alright, here we go. You are all standing around Borzkin as you view the city of New Vestroia. The city burns as the ork in their thousands have overrun the first line of defense. This is downright awesome for Borzkin to watch, but what about yourselves? In addition, you look around at your fellow orks, the elite command squad that fights with Borzkin himself. What do you think of each other?)