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Another night at the Mangled Moose.

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Malochus said:
The Mangled Moose famous for cheap drink, cheap food and cheaper women. A place of violence and suffering, its the ideal hang out for the worlds drop outs. Famed for massive brawls...DUCK it's all going off again!

The Rules

-Nothing can be used that wouldn't normally be found in a traditional bar. i.e. No lasers, guns or such like.
-This is not a 'kill the above poster' topic. If someone did somthing to you a page back.. feel free to have your sweet revenge.

Lets get it started

This was a great idea, so I am going to try and start it afresh. But remember credit to Malocus for the original.

The revised rules.

Please make your posts of some quality and think of it as a story telling thread where we all take turns.

No weapon can be taken on to the premises (this includes the beer garden and car park). It is physically impossible resulting in the MOOSE taking a direct action agaisnt the individual.
The Moose will deal with rule breakers in this colour text. btw.

You may use anything that may be to hand in a normal pub or bar (stools etc) as a weapon.

This is not to the death it?s a laugh. Maul, kick, bite, scream and fight dirty but funny too!

No commitment required; if you don't post for a while you're knocked out by the action against you, for however long until you post again.

Its a general melee so any one can get stuck in to anyone else.

The Mangled Moose
The Mangled Moose is a drinking house known throughout Time and Space, from the 41st millennium to the days of Bugmans famous brew.
After the last time it had been destroyed many magical sources had been used to render it impervious to flame or sorceries, advanced machines hummed as they powered the many systems that ran the pub.
Down in the cellar, next to the sounds of the fridges and beer lines was the steady throb of the source of the Moose's power.
The Rift was a gateway to any time or place thus enabling The Mangled Moose to procure large supplies of any drink known to anyone/it/thing known,
Also of course for the customers to reach the place in the, well, er the first place.
Fights are quite common in this cosmopolitan atmosphere and this is how the place has been destroyed seven times before.
Apart from that it looks like an average pub with all that you expect to find therein.
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cccp, armed with fake ID, walks up to the dusty bar, and orders the strongest russian vodka there was.

he sits down on a dusty, beer stained bar stool and drinks....
cccp stopped his drinking for a second, and looked around the bar. the place was shabby to say the least. his eyes came to rest on the pink haired stranger sitting across the bar from him. he continued to stare, whist muttering to the barman odd comments about the Viscount's orientation....
cccp ducked as he saw a large brown bottle flying towards him, knocking off his wooly russian hat. filled with rage, shakily stood up off the stool, picked up his hat, and marched up to the viscount.

picking him up by the scruff of his slaneshi neck, he threw him acros the bar, into the dishwasher, and shut the dishwasher door.

he started the wash cycle with a grin....
cccp grabs an awful painting of a cat off the wall and slams it over the head of elchipmster, who falls off his stool, and os now constricted by the frame of the painting. he them pops the booze bag....
cccp bites off one of vash's fingers... then calls upon the dubious powers of the moose to change him back, and punish elchimpster for using a non barfight weapon!
*continues to be fluffy*

crawls down the neck of els power armour and begins gouging flesh out of his back.
cccp bursts out of the front of the armour, lutching elchimpesers spleen in one furry hand. (like in that seen form aliens.)

cccp throws spleen at anphicar
using newly aquired gerbil skillz, cccp sneaks into the kitchen past the waiting jacobite. he then leaps on to an unsuspecting jacos face, giving him suck a shock he releases a burts of psyker energy and turns cccp back into a human, although hes still a little furry.

he then hits jaco with a fierce uppercut and runs away merrily.
cccp rusn back into the moose and sees pyro being knocked down. he runs up to him, drinks the vodka, and then breaks the bottle over pyros head.
cccp looks around tha bar, which by now is spinning. he thinks that the vox mobile wertypop has just got out of his pocket is his russian hat. he staggers up to him, punches him, and puts the vox on his head.
cccp sits up, walks to the bathroom, and washed his face. now covered in watery black ink, he staggers back into the bar, narrowly missing the flying snooker ball.

he walks up to the barman and orders a strong pick-me-up, then turns around and jumps back into the fray.
cccp staggers over to the ppol table, picking up a long cue. he then swipes at the blurry pink outline in front of him, hearing a sufficient crack as a pink head hits the cue, he sits down on one of the bar sofas, and tries feebly to recover from a mega hangover.
cccp crawls from beneath the hulking form of elchimpster, back through the pub door, and yet again, falls unconsious.
cccp stirs, and opens his eyes, finding sei firs boots resting on his face.
he tries to get up, however it appears he is paralysed from the waist down.
enraged by the terrible singing going on in the bar, cccp regains feelings in his legs and shakily stands up. he stumbles over to the wraithlord and smashes his beer glass into his face. then, pulls out his stool from under him, and kicks him a few times.

'you shouldnt hit a man when hes unconsious WL!'
at last, cccp stands up, stumbles over to pyro, and punches hm hard in the face!

you arent a dragon! now, care for a beer?
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