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That's right kids. It's time for 40k and Yo Mamma.

Yo Mamma is so:

nasty Nurgle has tried to recruit her.

fat she has two deployment zones.

fat she could plug the eye of terror with her finger.

fat and stupid she thinks a "Pie Plate" refers to apple crumb.

stupid she thiks oop means your sorry.

stupid she thinks "gets Hot" weapons are good for a wild night out.
 

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Yo momma is so fat she is a stunt double for a squiggoth.

DoW Style--
Yo momma is so fat a thousand mouths cry out in pain.
 

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Yo mamma so fat she makes Slaneesh question the value of excess. (Which would have to be pretty damn fat. ^^)
 

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Yo mamma is so huge that Khorne couldn't handle all that blood.
 

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I like the "two deployment zones" and the "squiggoth" ones. Nice.

Yo momma's so dirty... her coworkers call her the Great Unclean One.

Yo momma's so fat... the Eye of Terror is the rupture in her ass-space.

Yo momma's so old... Khorne was a busboy at her 30th birthday.


Yo momma's so ugly... nurglings gag and hide their faces when she passes by.

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Yo momma's so easy that she don't got crabs-- she gots nurglings!

Yo momma's got mo' fat rolls than the most anatomically-incorrect daemonette has titties!

Yo momma's such an abusive bitch that commissars will back off in an argument with her.
 

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Yo Momma's so fat, she wanted to enter the Eye of Terror and got stuck...

Yo Momma's so stupid, she spells Ork with a "c"...

Yo Momma's so fat, she could outlast a hivefleet in an eating contest...

Yo Momma's so ugly, Nightbringer wouldn't touch her with a ten foot scythe...
 

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Yo momma's so dumb, she won an orky spelling bee.

Yo momma's so ugly, even Tzeentch couldn't fix her.

Yo momma's so ugly, the Emperor won't even talk to her.

Yo momma's so dumb, she pronounces it "layz-gun."

Yo momma's so boring, she makes the Ultramarines look exciting.
 

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Nice ones.

Yo mama is so fat she only has to wiggle one toe to pile in.
 

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.....that last one was great.
 

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Rofl, that is great. Definitely could see that on a big girl's shirt. She'd have to be pretty massive though, and many cottonfields would die in it's unholy forging. Rofl again.


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