Malekith the Doucher
I'm 61 pages into Malektih: A Tale of the Sundering and already I hate this guy with a passion of a thousand suns. This guy is seriously a grade-A jackass; totally stuck up, cares little for the lives of his own men and even less for the lives of others. I know elves are famous for being a bunch of bastards, but Malekith takes that up to 11; if I was an elf back in the day, I'd want to punch this jerk in the face with spiked knuckles. Seriously, this guy's head is stuck so far up his own ass that he should have collapsed into a singularity and consumed the entire universe already.
Then there's the part where he first meets the Dwarves, and they invite him to travel with them back to Karaz-a-Karak, and he doubts whether or not it will be worth his time. SERIOUSLY? The Dwarves' idea of a political ice-breaker is to get piss-assed drunk, so you can only imagine what they do for fun. Probably rock and roll all night, and party every day, if famous scholars/rockers KISS are to be believed.
Anyway, I wanted to get other people's opinions on this one, because my hatred of the Dark Elves is no secret here at Heresy, but even you Dark Elf players have to admit this guy is a total jerkass. Cast your vote!
Last edited by Captain Galus; 03-12-09 at 09:22 PM.