Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Toronto, Canada
"And so it was that Abaddon the Despoiler launched his largest assault on Terra and began the culmination of the prophesized 13th Black Crusade. Countless Chaos Space Marines, Daemon Engines and the combined might of all the traitor legions assaulted Terra in one fell swoop that would see the planet conquered once and for all and do what Horus never could; Bring the Golden Throne to its knees.
The Ultramarines look up at the legions assaulting through the skies. A sergeant put out his cigar, turned around to his squad and said "Time to put up the gravcannons."
And thus ended the 13th Black Crusade - The Ultramarines even made it to lunch. Today was meatloaf. It was a good day.
Calgar: "You guys want some meatloaf? TIGURIUS THE MEATLOAF!!!!! @&%$!!!!!. I never know what he is doing back there..."
I just envisioned the Will Ferrell in power armour yelling for meatloaf......oh god
"Pain is an illusion of the senses, fear an illusion of the mind, beyond these only death waits as silent judge o'er all."
— Primarch Mortarion