Though the legend was of a man who appeared young and acted old...
Oatmeal... the breakfast of champions... of the 1930s...
Say jack, oatmeal's just the finest meal you can eat!
Easy to grow! Easy to eat! Easy on your gut! Easy on your breath
! Easy to move (in more ways than one
)! Won't bust your belt, won't break the bank, won't break your teeth, won't make you sick, won't break your heart!
At 5c a tin it's the meal you can't afford not
to buy! Husbands love it, sons and daughters love it, babies love it, you can even feed it to the dog! Eat it plain, eat it with sugar, pad of butter, thank your mother! Takes no time to cook, takes no time to eat. You're a busybody, so take care of that busy body with a wholesome bowlsome of that grain everyone's clamoring about, oatmeal!