Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: The Omnis Arcanum
I say damn you you naysayers, even a company of stupid people can wise up eventually.
Besides, picture this;
There is a man, standing on a hill, the bodies of the dead surrounding him, he clutches his lasgun to his chest. panting with fear.
Slowly, rising behind him, a gigantic and horrifying form, black as night and terrible to behold.
It screams an exhultation to the dark gods, raising it's weapon to cleave the poor guardsman in two.
Then, it screams, collapses, it's head snapping back as a blast of light shoots it's faceplate. The guardsman turns and sees a chimera behind him and runs to it whooping.
Camera pans out, we see the guardsman and dead Chaos lord as two minis on a table, beautifully painted by the 'Eavy Metal Boyz, one guy curses, looking down at a failed armor save of 1.
The GW logo comes up, voiceover "Warhammer 40,000, where in the grim dark future of the 41st Millenium, there is only WAR!"
"Check out your local Games Workshop store for more."
Voila. GW tv spot ads that don't suck balls.
Do you ever go into a fight thinking there's no point giving my best, I'll get another chance later? We only ever get one shot, Marlin. Life is one shot. Making it count is all that matters.
+++ Skold Greypelt of the Space Wolves on Shadrac to Sergeant Marlin of the Xth Slavok Regiment +++
Show me a fortress and I'll show you a ruin.
+++ Captain Eddan Bourne, No. 2 Assault Company, Silver Skulls +++