This november will be like every november before it.
This november, we present to you...
ANOTHER CALL OF DUTY.
WIth more grey and bloom than you've ever seen before, with even more facepalming dialogue, uninteresting characters, and plot holes! THe single player will be a callback to the first call of duty, and will mix in all the elements that have existed in every call of duty ever made since: Enemies that shoot you out of nowhere, dying in two shots, hanging back and letting the AI allies do all the work, and grueling exercises in frustration where you're the only person on the map with a thousand enemies! We guarantee you'll crank the difficulty down to the lowest level in just a couple hours to make this game fun instead of frustrating!
THe multiplayer will boast a similar playstyle to the previous Call of Duties as well! Hiding in windows, hiding behind walls, hiding behind cars, and hiding on top of buildings are all key elements of gameplay, along with using grenade launchers or high-ROF SMGs. All in all, an experience that, by the end of just a couple matches, will have you wondering why the fuck you spent sixty bucks on this piece of shit!
So come on down today and buy Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3: We Can't Believe Youre Still Buying These Rehashes! We guarantee you'll saw your own dick off!