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Forum: General 40k   01-15-14, 03:27 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,237
Posted By returnoftheclown
My apologies! As I say I haven't played with nids...

My apologies! As I say I haven't played with nids since 6th had dropped and didn't really look at how it affected them properly.



Please don't think I'm arguing against zones. I think they...
Forum: General 40k   01-15-14, 03:00 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,237
Posted By returnoftheclown
My issue with a single zoan though is the loss of...

My issue with a single zoan though is the loss of an elite slot. This slot is been fought (mainly) between Hive guard, Zoans and venomthropes. This edition might also see an increase in Lictor use...
Forum: General 40k   01-15-14, 02:44 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 5,237
Posted By returnoftheclown
Well, the choices as I see are quite limited...

Well, the choices as I see are quite limited really to the main usual suspects:

Zoans
Prime
Warriors

The price increase of primes makes this very difficult to justify, except that it does...
Forum: Roleplay Threads   01-14-14, 04:20 PM
Replies: 14
  [Action] Trials of the 15th
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Posted By returnoftheclown
‘Another Vox!’ thought San. ‘This is unnatural’ ...

‘Another Vox!’ thought San. ‘This is unnatural’

He could tell he wasn’t the only one who thought this. He knew there had to be something they were missing. And then it him. He moved back to...
Forum: Roleplay Threads   01-07-14, 07:50 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
Apologies for the lateness of my post! ...

Apologies for the lateness of my post!

Happy new year all!
Forum: Roleplay Threads   01-07-14, 07:50 PM
Replies: 14
  [Action] Trials of the 15th
Views: 1,031
Posted By returnoftheclown
‘And so the curtain moves ever so slightly’...

‘And so the curtain moves ever so slightly’ thought San as he listened to the Commisars instructions. ‘There is far more to this than meets the eye. Who is exactly in charge of this operation?’
...
Forum: Roleplay Threads   12-27-13, 05:15 PM
Replies: 14
  [Action] Trials of the 15th
Views: 1,031
Posted By returnoftheclown
San looked at ‘Tincan’ and smiled. “With...

San looked at ‘Tincan’ and smiled.
“With pleasure” he whispered, drawing his dagger from his belt.
He moved along the wall and glanced round the corner. The heretic was facing towards the...
Forum: Roleplay Threads   12-27-13, 02:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
Quick question! When you say "one post max",...

Quick question!
When you say "one post max", does that mean we need to have completed the mission by the third post (one post each)?
Forum: Roleplay Threads   12-24-13, 07:49 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
Sounds good to me! Can't wait to start! ...

Sounds good to me! Can't wait to start!

Happy holidays to all!
Forum: Wargaming News and 40k Rumors   12-22-13, 09:50 PM
Replies: 403
Views: 36,776
Posted By returnoftheclown
Mr flibbles says that on Saturday it will be...

Mr flibbles says that on Saturday it will be "game over boys"
Forum: Wargaming News and 40k Rumors   12-18-13, 08:06 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,534
Posted By returnoftheclown
Invasion! events were where people from different...

Invasion! events were where people from different GW Hobby centres could come together and fight it out to be the best of the region!

What people would do is buy a ticket from their local GW shop...
Forum: Space Marine Army Lists   12-17-13, 06:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 307
Posted By returnoftheclown
1,500pts From the Shadows!

And so I find myself here, this time as an actual space marine rather than an on-looker. So been playing against my Space marine friend for a while and I've ended up succumbing to the side of good...
Forum: Space Marine Army Lists   12-17-13, 05:50 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 741
Posted By returnoftheclown
Right, I've got to ask what chapter tactics is...

Right, I've got to ask what chapter tactics is your friend taking for any/all of these lists? Difficult to tell from the lists and by knowing we can tailor our suggestions.

But taking the lists as...
Forum: Roleplay Threads   12-09-13, 09:45 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
I'd be interested in joining if you'd have me?...

I'd be interested in joining if you'd have me? I'll cook something up.

Here we Go:
San “Shadow” Yolfan

Standing at 5 foot 9 inches, San is of average height and build for a man. His cheekbones...
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-13, 09:37 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 376
Posted By returnoftheclown
Very odd request: The Nativity

Ok...this is perhaps one of the weirdest requests I have ever made on a forum...that is warhammer related...

Moving swiftly on, I'm a scout leader and one night after a long day we decided to go...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   11-17-13, 08:28 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,003
Posted By returnoftheclown
Inquisition and transports

Hey all!
So I've been perusing the "new" inquisition mini dex and was curious about something.

So, the Inquisition can either be primary or an add-on to an army that still allows you to take...
Forum: Wargaming News and 40k Rumors   11-15-13, 10:06 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,479
Posted By returnoftheclown
And so the inquisition will soon be knocking on...

And so the inquisition will soon be knocking on our doors!
Let us hope they bring gifts of good tidings and jo...oh wait...sorry getting them mixed up with something else I'm sure...wasn't there a...
Forum: General 40k   11-09-13, 10:29 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,565
Posted By returnoftheclown
"THE FLESH IS WEAK!!!" "Yea, but can yoose...

"THE FLESH IS WEAK!!!"

"Yea, but can yoose go in the water hummie?"

*The Ork splashes the marine, who backs away quickly from the waters edge*

"Grrr...curse you foul greenskin! Get back here...
Forum: Space Marine Army Lists   11-09-13, 10:24 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 324
Posted By returnoftheclown
Cheers pal! Ah, well. Holofields give the...

Cheers pal!

Ah, well. Holofields give the prism +1 to cover save. Stick it in a bolstered piece of terrain (3+ if it was a building) and suddenly you have a tank which is pretty much dug in for...
Forum: General 40k   11-07-13, 10:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,565
Posted By returnoftheclown
Back in the days of 3rd edition I would reckon,...

Back in the days of 3rd edition I would reckon, but didn't actually buy the rule book until the rather short lasted 4th edition came out.
I went round to a friends house who happened to have a...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   11-07-13, 09:14 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,933
Posted By returnoftheclown
"Can has gun with boom boom?" "No mongo, your...

"Can has gun with boom boom?"
"No mongo, your intellect is too...err...specialised for that, here take the heavy flamer"
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   11-07-13, 08:24 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,933
Posted By returnoftheclown
"Tyranids! Should we arm the men with hellfire...

"Tyranids! Should we arm the men with hellfire shells?"

"No, send in the scouts!"

"SIR?"

"Well, they have to learn how to fight somehow, might as well send them out with our last stock of...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   11-06-13, 09:38 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,933
Posted By returnoftheclown
Some what sad really as Heavy bolters might have...

Some what sad really as Heavy bolters might have made a bit more of an appearance then
Forum: Space Marine Army Lists   11-06-13, 09:36 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 324
Posted By returnoftheclown
1,500pts Doubles Space marines and Eldar

*Shuffles through crowd*
Space marine...space marine...space marine...Oh sorry was that your foot? Space marine...

Hello there, long time no post for me!

So me and an old mate decided its time...
Forum: Space Marine Army Lists   09-15-13, 08:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 714
Posted By returnoftheclown
Dreadnoughts gonna get ya 1,500pts FUN(ish)!!!

So my friend calls me up the other week and says:
"Hey dude, got the new Space Marine codex, got an idea I want to try, fancy a game?"

So, I turn up at his house, have a few drinks and then we...
Forum: Chaos Marines Army Lists   09-07-13, 07:57 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,454
Posted By returnoftheclown
Despairtek with Veil of Darkness and 3-4...

Despairtek with Veil of Darkness and 3-4 Stormteks usually means the spectacular death of a vehicle. That is the issue of course...just the one of them each turn if you are lucky with your deepstrike...
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   08-31-13, 02:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 705
Posted By returnoftheclown
I don't doubt they were useful. Just saying that...

I don't doubt they were useful. Just saying that outside of friendly games if you arent playing proper allies rules, chaos and eldar can't ally.
Forum: General 40k   08-31-13, 10:13 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
CURSES!!!!!!!!!! :ireful2: Well done Pandora...

CURSES!!!!!!!!!! :ireful2:

Well done Pandora and everyone else moving on.

I'm just going to punish the failures of my team by spraying them with dettol! Its a good thing I ain't a slaaneshy...
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   08-31-13, 08:48 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 705
Posted By returnoftheclown
Chaos? Unless I'm mistaken Eldar and Chaos are...

Chaos? Unless I'm mistaken Eldar and Chaos are "Come the Apocalypse", which is as it should be.
As it has been said, they can stand on their own two feet but if you need to kill a gap DE and Tau are...
Forum: General 40k   08-31-13, 08:25 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 601
Posted By returnoftheclown
Well, that depends on what exactly you want your...

Well, that depends on what exactly you want your HQ unit to do.

Is it a support character or do you aim to throw him into the thick of it?
You say that it is a wraith based army, so it that an...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   08-30-13, 03:11 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 426
Posted By returnoftheclown
Both of the above are right. They are Jetpack,...

Both of the above are right. They are Jetpack, not jump pack.

So,
Movement Phase
Move either 6"
OR
6" + 2D6" (losing a random model on a double)

Shooting Phase
Due to battle focus they can:
Forum: General 40k   08-30-13, 10:35 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
Don't let some little git get to you. As everyone...

Don't let some little git get to you. As everyone is saying, you're doing a fantastic job. The internet is filled with angry people who have nothing better to do than shout at people. I know it must...
Forum: General 40k   08-28-13, 10:52 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
Good luck to you Pandora! Just have to see if...

Good luck to you Pandora!
Just have to see if I can kill enough in the overwatch to get a good enough run up, but reckon you have a better chance than me!
Forum: Project Logs   08-27-13, 12:15 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 956
Posted By returnoftheclown
We clowns get around! However, I think you'll...

We clowns get around! However, I think you'll find me more of a Death Jester :)



Thank you very much my friend. Yes, the fluff is a little shoe horned in but I reckon I can smooth it out a bit...
Forum: Project Logs   08-26-13, 03:51 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 956
Posted By returnoftheclown
A New Craftworld is Born

Hello all!
My name is Returnoftheclown, but most people just call me ROTC. I have been an avid 40k player for around 10 years. In that period I have had around 7 different armies, some no more than...
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   08-25-13, 09:50 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 885
Posted By returnoftheclown
Curious to know if he is suggesting to put the...

Curious to know if he is suggesting to put the warlocks with the Farseer or split them up and put them in a guardian squad each?

The 1k list seems fair, a little light on feet on the ground but...
Forum: Wargaming News and 40k Rumors   08-19-13, 11:30 AM
Replies: 977
Views: 114,002
Posted By returnoftheclown
So, with the mention of no interceptor, curious...

So, with the mention of no interceptor, curious to know does this mean they are purely anti-flyer with just skyfire or that they will have a skyfire mode or none of the above?
Forum: General 40k   08-09-13, 03:22 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 6,254
Posted By returnoftheclown
Sign me up please!

Sign me up please!
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   07-16-13, 09:40 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 692
Posted By returnoftheclown
Adapted from BRB P42 'Sniper' Each to hit roll...

Adapted from BRB P42 'Sniper'
Each to hit roll of 6 is a precision shot
Always wounds on a 4+ and has rending and pinning

To hit is the firers BS.

But some armies have additional rules too...
Forum: General 40k   07-14-13, 10:12 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 428
Posted By returnoftheclown
Well, it depends on what you want the book for. ...

Well, it depends on what you want the book for.
If you're wanting to start up a campaign with friends or at your local but need some ideas then it is a wise investment. Has some really nice ideas,...
Forum: General 40k   07-12-13, 07:57 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 812
Posted By returnoftheclown
Soul blaze. I always remember it at the end of...

Soul blaze. I always remember it at the end of the game and never during. Its not exactly a game changer though so meh.
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   07-09-13, 08:17 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,315
Posted By returnoftheclown
Yeah, thinking I'm getting hung up on something...

Yeah, thinking I'm getting hung up on something that doesn't matter too much. I know spiders could just jump up the board, but I prefer the deepstrike option. Able to appear, shoot and run or vice...
Forum: Heresy Online Competitions   07-09-13, 07:02 AM
Replies: 169
Views: 9,278
Posted By returnoftheclown
Good game Midnight, Well done! Not much you can...

Good game Midnight, Well done! Not much you can do against that many Orks :blackeye:
Forum: Heresy Online Competitions   07-08-13, 02:08 PM
Replies: 169
Views: 9,278
Posted By returnoftheclown
:headbutt: Knew there was too many boyz to deal...

:headbutt:
Knew there was too many boyz to deal with!!!
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   07-08-13, 02:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,315
Posted By returnoftheclown
Thanks guys! So the first list seems to be...

Thanks guys!
So the first list seems to be getting some good reviews. Hopefully having a game on Saturday so I'll see how it goes. I agree on the holofield front so made the change.

Second list...
Forum: Heresy Online Competitions   07-08-13, 12:49 PM
Replies: 169
Views: 9,278
Posted By returnoftheclown
I would be more concerned about you not making it...

I would be more concerned about you not making it Seraph. Do not fret though, I'll be sure to crush your pathetic minions if we meet! :grin:



Ah yes, forgot about that! Its going to be a game...
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   07-05-13, 09:15 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,315
Posted By returnoftheclown
Cheers. Yes, the autarch is a bit of a risk,...

Cheers.
Yes, the autarch is a bit of a risk, but the idea of a lone warrior surging off into the distance has always appealed. But yeah, he is meant to finish off a fight, not start one. By charging...
Forum: Chaos Daemon Army Lists   07-05-13, 08:35 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,105
Posted By returnoftheclown
:shok: :threaten: Blasphemy! True we...

:shok: :threaten:

Blasphemy!

True we are talking about daemons here, but still!!!

I had to re-read your introduction to the list a few times. I have never heard someone remark upon the...
Forum: Eldar Army Lists   07-03-13, 04:23 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,315
Posted By returnoftheclown
1,500pts Retry (competitive)

ROUND 2! FIGHT!!!

I'm back again! Two ideas floating round my head, the first is self explanatory really, basic zoom up the board and kill stuff. The second was an odd idea I wanted to run past...
Forum: Heresy Online Competitions   07-03-13, 02:59 PM
Replies: 169
Views: 9,278
Posted By returnoftheclown
Magpie_Oz - Inquisitorial Warband -> 2 Jokearo...

Magpie_Oz - Inquisitorial Warband
-> 2 Jokearo Weaponsmiths
-> 4 Warrior Acolytes (Carapace Armour, Laspistol, Stormbolter)
-> 3 Warrior Acolytes (Carapace armour, Laspistol, Plasma Gun)
-> 2...
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