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Forum: Television and Movies   08-05-11, 12:43 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 8,911
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Case 39: If I'm honest it looked a bit shit,...

Case 39:

If I'm honest it looked a bit shit, and it seemed shit when it went all soppy and saved the girl from an evil family, until the crazy bitch turned into a demon and tried to kill her carer...
Forum: General 40k   12-26-10, 05:48 PM
Replies: 363
Views: 15,073
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I have been hated by the luck gods it seems. 50?!...

I have been hated by the luck gods it seems. 50?! 50! 6 V 50 didn't give me much hope, but alas, I shall return in the next game with a new squad! "Returns to his evil labatory to plot."
Forum: Video Games & Software   12-17-10, 08:52 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 243
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Dawn of War II guide

I'll be uploading it in parts, so I'll try and update it every day until I've finished all the parts.


Dawn of War II: Guide
Part 1: Squads
It really goes without saying, but you need a good...
Forum: Original Works   12-17-10, 06:09 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,540
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Just a strange, and possibly insane idea, but...

Just a strange, and possibly insane idea, but could we for the first month, write a Christmas themed story? Maybe Santa Claus goes crazy, ends up in the 40k universe, and tries to kill everyone? Or...
Forum: Original Works   12-13-10, 07:56 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,540
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I'm sure as hell interested, should give me...

I'm sure as hell interested, should give me something to write once I finish my "The Heretic" submission.
Forum: General 40k   12-12-10, 03:15 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,711
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Flesh Tearers, what's not to love about a bunch...

Flesh Tearers, what's not to love about a bunch of mental marines?
Forum: General 40k   12-12-10, 03:12 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 4,737
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I'm pretty sure you've all seen in it, but...

I'm pretty sure you've all seen in it, but Chaplain Cassius is ugly as hell. Link (http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod1570031&rootCatGameStyle=)
Forum: Off Topic   12-12-10, 02:55 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 701
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Flat cherry coke and Fanta Lemon. Yummy yum.

Flat cherry coke and Fanta Lemon. Yummy yum.
Forum: Off Topic   12-12-10, 02:53 PM
Replies: 909
Views: 28,968
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
your.....,.

your.....,.
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-12-10, 01:58 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,070
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
A rage chip sounds like one of those times when...

A rage chip sounds like one of those times when the person in the chip shop pours heaps of salt and vinegar on one chip, and you go crazy after eating it.
Forum: Off Topic   12-12-10, 01:55 PM
Replies: 2,282
  Sticky: Pointless Boasting
Views: 140,094
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Apparently it's 1 million Zimbabwe dollars,...

Apparently it's 1 million Zimbabwe dollars, that's an equivalent of like £20, and they put me in a work camp! But I still have Heresy to annoy!
Forum: Roleplay Threads   12-12-10, 01:53 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 5,829
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Urgh! I missed the chance to sign up because I am...

Urgh! I missed the chance to sign up because I am a fool! I was too busy writing to join in, so I guess I'll just have to watch from the sidelines.
Forum: Original Works   12-12-10, 01:51 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,048
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Hehe, I was going to start with a Day 0...

Hehe, I was going to start with a Day 0 explaining who he was, but I couldn't think of how to portray that, but your sort of formal way to explain it is pretty good. :biggrin:
Forum: Television and Movies   12-12-10, 01:48 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 427
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Best: The Grinch Worst: The Nightmare before...

Best: The Grinch

Worst: The Nightmare before Christmas (what an utter pile of $£Y%)
Forum: Original Works   12-12-10, 01:44 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,048
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
It does tell you who is writing the diary in Day...

It does tell you who is writing the diary in Day 15 "Say hello to Corporal Robert", but I understand your comments on the description of the planet. It's probably because this guy's kind of informal,...
Forum: New Member Introductions   12-12-10, 01:41 PM
Replies: 4
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Views: 321
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Hey jack, good to see you on the forums, do you...

Hey jack, good to see you on the forums, do you have any pics of your models to share with us?
Forum: Off Topic   12-12-10, 01:40 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 963
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Ouch, I'm sure if you contact technical support...

Ouch, I'm sure if you contact technical support they can give you a refund, or try and make your iPod compatible. I've had that feeling once, downloaded TomTom world maps for £35, and it wasn't...
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-12-10, 01:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,070
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Indeed, the Primarch's were clearly flawed,...

Indeed, the Primarch's were clearly flawed, Angron had nothing but a huge lust for blood, and the Emperor wasn't going to allow him to go ape-shit. The Space Wolves were ferocious as well, but their...
Forum: Video Games & Software   12-12-10, 01:29 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 678
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Can't go wrong with Star Wars Battlefront. Mixes...

Can't go wrong with Star Wars Battlefront. Mixes action with careful planning, to create a pretty great game you can play for ages, and still come back to. But get Battlefront 2, because you can't be...
Forum: Off Topic   12-12-10, 01:26 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,440
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Good to see I'm not the only one waiting for the...

Good to see I'm not the only one waiting for the new GK's. Hopefully they can come out sometime soon, lest I spend my money on my addiction to video games! Perhaps you can do a presentation on the...
Forum: Television and Movies   12-12-10, 01:20 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,895
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Those two scrubs moments are sad, but the end of...

Those two scrubs moments are sad, but the end of "My Butterfly" was pretty emotional where Turk loses his patient.
Forum: General 40k   12-12-10, 01:17 PM
Replies: 203
Views: 9,804
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I'll send you a PM later today, not got my codex...

I'll send you a PM later today, not got my codex on me right now.
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-12-10, 03:39 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,070
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I don't think they were flawed, I mean look at...

I don't think they were flawed, I mean look at the Flesh Tearers, an incredibly flawed gene-seed, but still loyal to the Emperor. It's the Chaos Gods tempting them really, promising them untold...
Forum: Original Works   12-12-10, 03:10 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,048
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Updated with Days 11-20 seeing as I not got much...

Updated with Days 11-20 seeing as I not got much to do!
Forum: Project Logs   12-12-10, 12:25 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 9,624
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
That bloke is scary! Evil silver face of doom! If...

That bloke is scary! Evil silver face of doom! If the Silver Surfer was this guy, I don't think the Fantastic Four would have won! Great job on the banner, seeing as I'm absolutely terrible at...
Forum: Original Works   12-11-10, 11:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,048
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
The Diary of a Guardsmen (Continuous Project)

(This will be updated as much as possible, and I'll be adding to it regularly.)

Name: Robert McKall
Rank upon landing: Private
Age: 22

Mission: Secure Scelus, and search the surrounding area...
Forum: Off Topic   12-11-10, 10:49 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,440
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Huzzah for Doelago, who I have now promoted to...

Huzzah for Doelago, who I have now promoted to the rank of "Chief Advertiser"! You should branch out to a larger community by doing the next presentation naked!
Forum: Warhammer Rules Discussion   12-11-10, 10:37 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,121
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
If you want to poison them, take a piss in an oil...

If you want to poison them, take a piss in an oil can then apply the oil. Oh you meant in a game? Yeah, GW failed yet again in the land of super mega retarded stuff!
Forum: Off Topic   12-11-10, 10:29 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 571
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
It is indeed very annoying, as I barely see my...

It is indeed very annoying, as I barely see my brother, and I had ordered an extra PS3 controller along with some new games for me and him to play together, and nothing comes so we couldn't play...
Forum: Off Topic   12-11-10, 10:26 PM
Replies: 2,282
  Sticky: Pointless Boasting
Views: 140,094
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Woohoo for you! I have no idea what SW:...

Woohoo for you! I have no idea what SW: Battlefront II is, but still woohoo! TO claim my money I need to go to Zimbabwe and collect it at a work camp, so I'll keep you updated!
Forum: Television and Movies   12-11-10, 10:12 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,315
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I loved Toy Story, it's one of those films that...

I loved Toy Story, it's one of those films that adults want to see when it's obviously based for children. Luckily, they didn't butcher a good young movie like they did with the...
Forum: Sketches and Warhammer 40k Art   12-11-10, 09:57 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,295
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Fucking hell, that's like grade A shit! You ever...

Fucking hell, that's like grade A shit! You ever considered drawing for The Heretic? +rep for an amazing drawing, that with your permission, I will use as my background image.
Forum: Television and Movies   12-11-10, 09:54 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,201
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
So that was why there was a burnt at the head man...

So that was why there was a burnt at the head man next to me. I should be fearful lest I become one of Ploss' characters in a story that will be told by the news entitled "Man Escapes Sex Dungeon...
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-11-10, 09:47 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,979
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
In order to maintain that healthy and strong...

In order to maintain that healthy and strong physique that the Adeptus Astartes have, they obey very strictly to the Adepta Sorortis clan known as "Weightwatchers"
Forum: Television and Movies   12-11-10, 09:44 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,201
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Luckily, I have reconstructed myself with parts...

Luckily, I have reconstructed myself with parts of the littered bodies in the cellar Jez dragged me to. I have a feeling it's Ploss' dungeon, but I don't see much bondage...
Forum: General 40k   12-11-10, 09:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,119
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
If you want to get your brother into it, there is...

If you want to get your brother into it, there is always a sure-fire way of getting him into it. Convert his less video game addicted friends into 40k, and once he gets a perspective from a friend,...
Forum: General 40k   12-11-10, 09:26 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 6,302
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Grats to Lord Sven, with a unit I thought would...

Grats to Lord Sven, with a unit I thought would go out in the first round! Anyways, I shall be entering the 3rd game if you make one KoC.
Forum: Off Topic   12-11-10, 08:58 PM
Replies: 2,282
  Sticky: Pointless Boasting
Views: 140,094
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I'm a winner! I'm leaving Heresy to claim £1...

I'm a winner! I'm leaving Heresy to claim £1 million pounds after becoming the 160,326,543,768,942,542nd person to see a lucky banner! I'll write to you guys! Woohoo!
Forum: Television and Movies   12-11-10, 08:37 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,201
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Lee Jerrum... that guy's a total prick. (Is...

Lee Jerrum... that guy's a total prick. (Is brutally murdered by Jez for da lies!)
Forum: Wargaming News and 40k Rumors   12-11-10, 08:32 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,454
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Duke_Leto had better have an amazing post, seeing...

Duke_Leto had better have an amazing post, seeing as he has a post count of 1 and a rep of 101...
Forum: Original Works   12-11-10, 01:03 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 757
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Ilail's Revenge (Short Story)

Ilail lay on the ground struggling to remain alive. As the hulking figure walked towards him menacingly, he blacked out.

:24 HOURS AGO:

"Read to move onto the battle barge sir?" asked Ilail...
Forum: Off Topic   12-11-10, 11:08 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 5,642
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Some of these videos made me laugh so much I...

Some of these videos made me laugh so much I think I pissed myself.

Anyways, I was reading a few jokes today, thought I'd share them:

Cheer up Prince Charles! They only vandalised your car with...
Forum: Off Topic   12-11-10, 10:51 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,445
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Fred! Fred! God-damn aboytervigon for drawing the...

Fred! Fred! God-damn aboytervigon for drawing the incredible annoyingness of Fred to my mind! Death to Fred!
Forum: Off Topic   12-10-10, 11:21 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,039
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
To answer it seriously: If it was for me I'd...

To answer it seriously:

If it was for me I'd bring back my father.

For the world however, I'd bring back Gandhi!
Forum: Original Works   12-08-10, 05:35 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 496
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I actually didn't think it was bad, and it's...

I actually didn't think it was bad, and it's always nice to see a story that isn't set in our plastic world. I'm hoping to see more along these lines from you, as you can write some great stories....
Forum: Video Games & Software   12-05-10, 05:35 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 911
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Im back! Good to see you again Doelago... oh....

Im back! Good to see you again Doelago... oh. Well, you're not going to know waht's in hell!
Forum: Video Games & Software   12-05-10, 01:47 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 911
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
How did I forget the Segas?! NO! "Hey, the...

How did I forget the Segas?! NO!

"Hey, the devil's here. I just sent that guy to hell for not including the Segas."
Forum: Off Topic   12-05-10, 01:10 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,991
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Will do mate. Professor Pumpkin, Lord of all...

Will do mate.

Professor Pumpkin, Lord of all Pumpkins.
Forum: Video Games & Software   12-05-10, 01:03 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 911
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
Your favourite games console

For me, it's the PS1, as it had some games that were way ahead of it's time, quite like the Nintendo 64 did. It also had my favourite game series ever for a while, Crash Bandicoot :D
Forum: Off Topic   12-05-10, 12:22 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 907
Posted By Professor Pumpkin
I voted 40k, but BFG almost got my vote.

I voted 40k, but BFG almost got my vote.
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