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Forum: Off Topic   12-05-10, 08:29 PM
Replies: 63
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Posted By Imperious
Signed, Imperious

Signed,
Imperious
Forum: General 40k   12-05-10, 07:44 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,501
Posted By Imperious
That makes no sense.

That makes no sense.
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-04-10, 06:45 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 796
Posted By Imperious
Well first things first IW and AL are traitor...

Well first things first IW and AL are traitor legions. The Soul Warriors are not. They are renegades and not traitors. They still serve the Emperor and Terra. Buy they were declared "traitor" by the...
Forum: General 40k   12-04-10, 01:06 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 589
Posted By Imperious
Let's go waaay back to 1991. My memory is hazy...

Let's go waaay back to 1991. My memory is hazy but I remember playing Zoats.
Forum: General 40k   12-04-10, 12:49 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,614
Posted By Imperious
Oh no you didn't... ...

Oh no you didn't...

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x116/darthagni/three.jpg?t=1192724859

1) Goku SSJ3
2) Why wouldn't you?
3) He would defeat chaos. Period.
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 12:20 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,330
Posted By Imperious
Generally speaking tournaments have their own...

Generally speaking tournaments have their own rules concerning painted models, minimum number of paints on the model, etc.

I was merely referring to pick up games.
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 04:29 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,330
Posted By Imperious
I agree 100%. I don't think anyone would or can...

I agree 100%. I don't think anyone would or can ever deny that. But to turn down a game based just on that decision is... Wow. Douchebaggery at it's finest.
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   12-04-10, 03:41 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,516
Posted By Imperious
By that premise, Creed should have EW. He...

By that premise, Creed should have EW. He definitely has plot armor. His mini is smoking a cigar for fucks sake! He is the baddest imperial commander around right now. Yarrick is definitely more...
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 03:30 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,330
Posted By Imperious
The wargamer's "Are you a douchebag?" test.

Have you ever or would you ever refuse to play a game with someone just because their army is unpainted?

If you have or you would {cue Jeff Foxworthy} "then you might be a douchebag..."

Just...
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 03:12 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,187
Posted By Imperious
I've been in quite a few actually. I'd almost...

I've been in quite a few actually. I'd almost think a better question might be "who's never been in a car crash?"
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 02:56 AM
Replies: 21
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Posted By Imperious
Keep in mind that some people combine 40k with...

Keep in mind that some people combine 40k with drugs and alcohol.
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 02:46 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,218
Posted By Imperious
Railgun on one arm and demolisher cannon on the...

Railgun on one arm and demolisher cannon on the other!
Forum: General 40k   12-04-10, 02:38 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,376
Posted By Imperious
40k what? Pounds, dollars, Euros? Ok. But what...

40k what? Pounds, dollars, Euros? Ok. But what about 40k Yen, Rupees, or {gulp} pesos? Not so ok.
Forum: 40k Expansions   12-04-10, 02:26 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 944
Posted By Imperious
Honestly. Baneblades, Hammerheads and (if I can...

Honestly. Baneblades, Hammerheads and (if I can borrow them) some Ork Stompas!
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   12-04-10, 02:22 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,516
Posted By Imperious
That should be it's own thread brother. ;)

That should be it's own thread brother. ;)
Forum: Television and Movies   12-04-10, 02:01 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 785
Posted By Imperious
Used to be just the Christmas Story. Now it's...

Used to be just the Christmas Story. Now it's that and Bad Santa!
Forum: 40k Expansions   12-04-10, 01:55 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 944
Posted By Imperious
The real answer here... Anything I want....

The real answer here...

Anything I want. That's what makes apocalypse awesome.

"Why yes, that's my Baneblade and my Hammerhead firing at you!"
Forum: Music Discussion   12-04-10, 01:48 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,124
Posted By Imperious
Nothing else get my blood more pumped up, nothing...

Nothing else get my blood more pumped up, nothing else makes me want to get right up and burn the heretic, kill the alien, and purge the unclean then when I listen to Celene Dion's song from the...
Forum: General 40k   12-04-10, 01:36 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,325
Posted By Imperious
Saddam Hussein had one. It didn't help his...

Saddam Hussein had one. It didn't help his longevity at all...
Forum: General 40k   12-04-10, 01:03 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,858
Posted By Imperious
Da Soul Drinkers! I despise traitors but I have a...

Da Soul Drinkers! I despise traitors but I have a thing for loyal renegades! They fight for the Emperor and Terra, they just hate the Imperium.

(kind of like the Farsight Enclaves. They don't...
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 12:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 680
Posted By Imperious
Vast quantities of Scotch or Bourbon. Yes I know...

Vast quantities of Scotch or Bourbon. Yes I know it doesn't solve anything but it helps ease the misery. :(
Forum: Off Topic   12-04-10, 12:47 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 5,171
Posted By Imperious
Basic FOC. One HQ and 2 Troops at a minimum. ...

Basic FOC. One HQ and 2 Troops at a minimum.

1. Troop - Basic Hygiene. If you don't know what this means then you are reading the wrong codex. Please refer to Codex: Masturbation and/or Codex:...
Forum: General 40k   12-04-10, 12:03 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 706
Posted By Imperious
Let's put this into perspective. Yes Vendettas...

Let's put this into perspective. Yes Vendettas are awesome for their points cost. But other things in the IG codex are horrible for their points cost, i.e. ogryn. Consider that you can have a full...
Forum: General 40k   12-03-10, 04:50 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 706
Posted By Imperious
Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't ruin it! ...

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Don't ruin it!

Ah nevermind. Go for it. GW doesn't pay attention to boards unless there is a copyright violation somewhere. Now if this was the privateer press forum...
Forum: General 40k   12-03-10, 04:39 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,501
Posted By Imperious
I agree with this 100%. I'm really not sure...

I agree with this 100%.

I'm really not sure how it could be declining. In fact if anything I'll say they're on the incline. With a movie and various video games in the works it's only going to...
Forum: Off Topic   12-03-10, 04:19 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 928
Posted By Imperious
So the name is French and German. The company...

So the name is French and German. The company that produces the board is American. The board is made in Taiwan. Sounds like an international conspiracy to me.
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   12-03-10, 03:42 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,516
Posted By Imperious
GW has official chapter approved rules for...

GW has official chapter approved rules for Macharius. There's a PDF floating around somewhere.
Forum: Off Topic   12-03-10, 03:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 928
Posted By Imperious
Umm? *For the same reason that C-A-T doesn't...

Umm? *For the same reason that C-A-T doesn't spell dog.

*Reference the movie revenge of the nerds part 2 for clarification.

Back to OP, I seriously don't believe that Parker Brothers is...
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-03-10, 03:49 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,043
Posted By Imperious
Plot top secret. Warning GW is watching...

Plot top secret. Warning GW is watching...
Forum: Off Topic   12-03-10, 03:44 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 928
Posted By Imperious
Can somebody please fucking explain why it's...

Can somebody please fucking explain why it's spelled ouija and pronounced "weegie"???
Forum: Off Topic   12-03-10, 03:40 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,437
Posted By Imperious
Free internet porn without the fear of spyboys...

Free internet porn without the fear of spyboys and viruses. :wink:
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-03-10, 03:33 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,415
Posted By Imperious
To answer the the original question... No. They...

To answer the the original question... No. They are not immortal. Powerfists and railgun shots kill them just the same. However they are probably ageless due to the nature of the warp.
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-03-10, 03:24 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,403
Posted By Imperious
This is easy. Malcador. Thread over. Why?...

This is easy. Malcador. Thread over.

Why? Too many reasons. But I'll go with saving humanity until the Emperor was able to take over the golden throne.
Forum: General 40k   12-03-10, 03:12 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,422
Posted By Imperious
I think the only "help" the IG needs is with...

I think the only "help" the IG needs is with Rough Riders and Ogyrn. Otherwise I'm happy with my guard...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   12-03-10, 03:01 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,516
Posted By Imperious
Correction. He's dead. He still exists. Unless GW...

Correction. He's dead. He still exists. Unless GW retconned him out of existence recently. But that would be pretty hard to seeing as how he was the Imperium's most bestest and awesomest general evar...
Forum: General 40k   12-03-10, 02:50 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,501
Posted By Imperious
Hmm. How does one so positive possibly get...

Hmm. How does one so positive possibly get banned? Lolz
Forum: General 40k   11-29-10, 11:33 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,422
Posted By Imperious
I've had my IG list called a lot of things but...

I've had my IG list called a lot of things but underpowered isn't one of them.

Blind hint #1 - drop the ogryn if you want to win...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   11-29-10, 05:09 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,944
Posted By Imperious
First things first, Cadian Blood kicked ass! ...

First things first, Cadian Blood kicked ass! That being said I'm a sucker for zombie action.

As far as swearing goes, yes it has a time and place. IMO the 40k verse is a fertile breeding ground...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   11-29-10, 04:52 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,516
Posted By Imperious
As we all know the IG has only one eternal...

As we all know the IG has only one eternal warrior. Yarrick. He's the fucking man. For his points cost, yes he does deserve it. By his fluff he absolutley deserves it. Need I say more?
Forum: Imperial Guard Army Lists   11-28-10, 03:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 701
Posted By Imperious
I personally prefer missiles over bolters for the...

I personally prefer missiles over bolters for the HWS but it looks solid. Run with it!
Forum: Warhammer Fluff   11-28-10, 02:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,920
Posted By Imperious
Constantly ask themselves... "Why oh why...

Constantly ask themselves...

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"
Forum: General 40k   11-28-10, 02:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 871
Posted By Imperious
Playing sober is a little weird. Edit; it's...

Playing sober is a little weird.

Edit; it's kind of like being at a party and everyone's hammered and you've just arrived sober.
Forum: Warmachine, Hordes & Other Privateer Press Discussion   11-27-10, 11:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,799
Posted By Imperious
Agreed. Ratlings are 40k hobbits, not dwarves....

Agreed. Ratlings are 40k hobbits, not dwarves. Warmachine actually has real dwarves. If 40k brought back true dwarves that would be the one thing that would make me sell my IG!
Forum: Off Topic   11-27-10, 10:06 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,218
Posted By Imperious
ROT the tiger part made me piss myself a little....

ROT the tiger part made me piss myself a little. Lol. Off to change my boxers.
Forum: General 40k   11-27-10, 10:02 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,814
Posted By Imperious
Yup. I'm probably the only guy who wouldn't mind...

Yup. I'm probably the only guy who wouldn't mind buying prepainted models.
Forum: Warmachine, Hordes & Other Privateer Press Discussion   11-27-10, 08:49 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,799
Posted By Imperious
I know I couldn't resist. I'm on an iPhone now...

I know I couldn't resist. I'm on an iPhone now also.

The fact that warmachine has dwarves is what really makes me want to try it out. 40k just can't do space dwarves.
Forum: Off Topic   11-27-10, 08:46 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,218
Posted By Imperious
What did you use to be?

What did you use to be?
Forum: Warmachine, Hordes & Other Privateer Press Discussion   11-27-10, 08:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,799
Posted By Imperious
Do you mean they sweat a lot? Like perspiration?

Do you mean they sweat a lot? Like perspiration?
Forum: Warmachine, Hordes & Other Privateer Press Discussion   11-27-10, 07:03 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,799
Posted By Imperious
Haven't bought anything yet either. But as of...

Haven't bought anything yet either. But as of right now I'm between Khador and Mercs.
Forum: Music Discussion   11-27-10, 05:01 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,649
Posted By Imperious
I always thought Alien Ant Farms cover of Michael...

I always thought Alien Ant Farms cover of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal was fucking awesome!

P.S. I'm on the mobile now so no linky. Maybe someone could throw it in for me.
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