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Forum: 40k Fluff   06-28-12, 06:31 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,363
Posted By Smokes
Neither. Darth Vader is a Inquisitorial agent....

Neither. Darth Vader is a Inquisitorial agent. Disappears at the right time and the entire sector is exterminated.
Forum: 40k Fluff   06-16-12, 08:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,218
Posted By Smokes
Yeah but that Inquisitor obviously isn't a sexual...

Yeah but that Inquisitor obviously isn't a sexual tyrannosaurus rex.
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-03-12, 08:56 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 12,562
Posted By Smokes
Obviously the Inquisition couldn't allow the...

Obviously the Inquisition couldn't allow the sheer badass and balls of Pius to go unchecked so they suppressed everything about him. Or simply the absolute level of badassery that was achieved in...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-11-12, 06:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,548
Posted By Smokes
Hives. Screw all this fancy technological crap...

Hives. Screw all this fancy technological crap and "Oh look at me I can blow up stars" or "Oh look at me I can turn stars into giant balls of doom because I am some kind of angry hellbeast that looks...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-11-12, 06:27 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 494
Posted By Smokes
Pathfinders & Rangers. How do they travel?

Do they use the Webway and or ships? I'm guessing it's a mixture of both even though I haven't read anything that shows how they get around. Even with stealth technology wouldn't it be better to use...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-02-12, 07:20 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 791
Posted By Smokes
Wait so if the Emperor's poop is mentioned does...

Wait so if the Emperor's poop is mentioned does that not mean that the Golden Throne is literally a giant toilet? It sucks that they would have such a badass cover and the badassery turns out to be...
Forum: 40k Fluff   12-07-11, 11:48 AM
Replies: 178
Views: 11,445
Posted By Smokes
I, Inquisitor +CLASSIFIED+ of the Ordo Hereticus...

I, Inquisitor +CLASSIFIED+ of the Ordo Hereticus officially support this theory. It all makes sense.
Forum: 40k Fluff   11-16-11, 09:24 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,687
Posted By Smokes
The Inquisition's primary color is black and red....

The Inquisition's primary color is black and red. So they move through the shadows fasta. The circle of fasta continues....
Forum: 40k Fluff   11-07-11, 07:19 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,932
Posted By Smokes
MEANWHILE, AT A INQUISITORIAL FORTRESS ...

MEANWHILE, AT A INQUISITORIAL FORTRESS


Xanthites. Phaenonites, Horusians, Istvaanians and all of the different radical factions use Chaos defectors and or Chaos agents all the time. People...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   10-22-11, 03:57 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,647
Posted By Smokes
I haven't had an orgasm that powerful in a long...

I haven't had an orgasm that powerful in a long time. I've been waiting for someone to write something about Macharius since he's the Alexander and Patton of 40k. All I know is that it's going to be...
Forum: 40k Fluff   10-22-11, 05:02 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,643
Posted By Smokes
It mostly depends on the situation and philosophy...

It mostly depends on the situation and philosophy of the Inquisitor. Monodominants and Istvaanians would relish at the chance. Militant and bombastic Inquisitors love it as that suits their beliefs....
Forum: Original Works   10-18-11, 02:07 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 525
Posted By Smokes
TRANSCRIPT OF MEETING BETWEEN INQUISITOR LORD'S...

TRANSCRIPT OF MEETING BETWEEN INQUISITOR LORD'S GREND, K'NAEL, AND A REPRESENTATIVE OF CAIDIN, DIOZ

AUTHORIZED BY LORD +++REDACTED+++ ORDO SICARIUS
+++VOX FLY OPERATIONAL+++
DATE: 507.M41...
Forum: Original Works   10-17-11, 06:29 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 525
Posted By Smokes
Hounds, Witches and the Hunt

I'm currently working on a series of novels taking place in the Calixis Sector. I've been working on them for some time but I want to do a few short stories, etc. to add to the background fluff...
Forum: 40k Fluff   10-16-11, 05:14 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 31,023
Posted By Smokes
That Flayed One over there just wants to cuddle...

That Flayed One over there just wants to cuddle...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   10-10-11, 05:06 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,054
Posted By Smokes
Sisters for the reasons above. Tell me the Ordo...

Sisters for the reasons above. Tell me the Ordo Hereticus will be involved in the form of a Monodominant Witch-Hunter...I want a fire breathing bombastic zealot.
Forum: 40k Fluff   10-07-11, 03:11 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,144
Posted By Smokes
Inquisitors would get discounts on gas since...

Inquisitors would get discounts on gas since right now the space fuel industry is absolutely killing us. Do you know how many people we have to torture just to pay for a trip across a sector?
Forum: 40k Fluff   10-04-11, 05:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,873
Posted By Smokes
I'm imagining hundreds of drop pods with these...

I'm imagining hundreds of drop pods with these extremely powerful speakers attached to each one playing Thunderstruck by AC/DC with Khornate Berserkers doing the vocals and Khornate Champions...
Forum: 40k Fluff   09-30-11, 05:53 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,397
Posted By Smokes
I think that Chaos Worshipers can be insane or...

I think that Chaos Worshipers can be insane or perfectly sane but it just depends on the follower in question. A renegade Xanthite who spent too much time around cultists and began worshiping the...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   09-28-11, 04:47 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 9,273
Posted By Smokes
I've been working on this project for two years...

I've been working on this project for two years now. I'll work on it occasionally and stop writing but it's always on my mind. I am nowhere near finished but one of these days I'll submit it. I have...
Forum: 40k Fluff   09-28-11, 04:38 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,015
Posted By Smokes
From here I can either say something about the...

From here I can either say something about the Alpha Legion being behind this and all of that. Or bring in the tactical genius of Creed. But I won't. Spez Muhreenz fan boys will scream for the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   09-16-11, 08:16 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,970
Posted By Smokes
The Inquisition could make even the most deadly...

The Inquisition could make even the most deadly Dark Eldar talk by simply tying him up in a room colored pink, surround him with adorable puppies and kittens, and have him listen to the soothing...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   09-08-11, 07:23 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,359
Posted By Smokes
Twilight. Need I say more?

Twilight. Need I say more?
Forum: 40k Fluff   09-07-11, 07:52 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 10,059
Posted By Smokes
It's obvious that Picard is just an Alpha Legion...

It's obvious that Picard is just an Alpha Legion agent...
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-28-11, 09:14 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,319
Posted By Smokes
I thought I wasn't the only one who knew that...

I thought I wasn't the only one who knew that Draigo is actually a Alpha Legionnaire enacting some kind of super-duper extremely covert uber sneaky CIA x 1000 plot to destroy the Imperium and the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-23-11, 12:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,175
Posted By Smokes
I haven't slept in 41 hours and I swear that is...

I haven't slept in 41 hours and I swear that is the greatest thing I've heard in a while. You just made my day.
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-22-11, 01:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,375
Posted By Smokes
Obviously the Holy Ordos are involved here...I'm...

Obviously the Holy Ordos are involved here...I'm expecting this to be pasted all over Lexicanum's main page.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/Rickjj/InquisitorialRedaction.jpg
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-18-11, 06:01 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 5,183
Posted By Smokes
There is a quote somewhere in the Deathwatch...

There is a quote somewhere in the Deathwatch books that pretty much sums up what I think of the Tau. They are a arrogant and misguided race that foolishly clings on to a space hippie system of belief...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   08-13-11, 06:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 8,410
Posted By Smokes
Yeah he looks undivided. But obviously his name...

Yeah he looks undivided. But obviously his name is Badassgiantballs EatyourfaceoffAwesomeness also known as the feared KilleverythingIhavenoneedforadentist and the great "Big Mean Guy".
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-05-11, 06:53 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 9,238
Posted By Smokes
Superman vs. Every Tyranid hive fleet ever except...

Superman vs. Every Tyranid hive fleet ever except they are made of kryptonite


Let's see Mr. I fly around in a really gay outfit and I'm completely imba survive against the wrath of the glowing...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   08-03-11, 12:25 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,701
Posted By Smokes
Goosebumps Grim-Dark...

Goosebumps Grim-Dark...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-30-11, 12:56 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,123
Posted By Smokes
A Inquisitor, with enough evidence, could deal...

A Inquisitor, with enough evidence, could deal with a corrupt High Lord or the entire Senatorum Imperialis but the problem is that it wouldn't just take extreme amounts of political maneuvering or...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   07-29-11, 07:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,630
Posted By Smokes
Hah nobody excepts the Holy Ordos.

Hah nobody excepts the Holy Ordos.
Forum: Black Library Fiction   07-29-11, 07:19 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,831
Posted By Smokes
I'm really looking forward to this. The cover art...

I'm really looking forward to this. The cover art is so epic that the sheer badassery of what is going on can't be described. Obviously the balls of the Legion of the Damned are so massive that the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-29-11, 08:40 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,123
Posted By Smokes
I remember reading that assassinations had to be...

I remember reading that assassinations had to be approved by the high lords but the rosette can theoretically requisition anything. The sheer amount of time and politicking involved to just get in...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-29-11, 07:27 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,123
Posted By Smokes
Monodominants and the Officio Assassinorum

Would a bombastic Monodominant of the Ordo Hereticus use assassins when operating against targets that couldn't be reached via the normal pogroms and purges? Sure they are all about holy justice,...
Forum: Original Works   07-28-11, 04:22 AM
Replies: 2
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Views: 438
Posted By Smokes
Yeah I always use Microsoft Word and copying over...

Yeah I always use Microsoft Word and copying over text to the site always ends up getting messed up when it comes to spacing. You aren't really supposed to know the name of the character since I...
Forum: Original Works   07-27-11, 09:22 PM
Replies: 2
  Time
Views: 438
Posted By Smokes
Time

The question of right, wrong and faith entered her mind. It wasn't just about that; it was also about the ambiguity that she found herself in. She had believed in the Imperial Cult and the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-27-11, 04:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 7,135
Posted By Smokes
Pontius Glaw's soul was trapped inside that...

Pontius Glaw's soul was trapped inside that casket but it was of ancient xenos / heretical design if I remember correctly. His family collected bits and pieces of his soul or something like that and...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   07-24-11, 05:15 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 999
Posted By Smokes
Not sure where you heard that but the Blood...

Not sure where you heard that but the Blood Gorgons is a great read. Instead of the usual mindless and boring archetypes of villians you get interesting characters, a unique chapter and struggle, and...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-18-11, 02:59 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,097
Posted By Smokes
Naturally I would want to avoid Slaanesh and the...

Naturally I would want to avoid Slaanesh and the Dark Eldar but either way you are screwed. The Inquisition are masters of torture and interrogation. I agree with Chompy Bits that they should get...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-16-11, 11:40 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,231
Posted By Smokes
Inquisitor Kravin / Kraven or however you spell...

Inquisitor Kravin / Kraven or however you spell his name. Almost all if not all of the information about the Alpha Legion came from him. Once another Inquisitor requested to see the documents,...
Forum: Black Library Book Reviews   07-11-11, 08:43 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,956
Posted By Smokes
You broke my heart with this review Bane of...

You broke my heart with this review Bane of Kings. When I read this I went one a long walk to "Dust in the Wind" while doing this epic sad montage thing.
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-08-11, 06:35 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,553
Posted By Smokes
I think his name was Tantalid. I can't remember...

I think his name was Tantalid. I can't remember whether he was an actual Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor or just an Ecclesiarchy sanctioned Witch-Hunter / Finder. A lot of times the Church will give one of...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-07-11, 07:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,553
Posted By Smokes
Inquisitors probably spend more time fighting,...

Inquisitors probably spend more time fighting, bickering and trying to deceive each other than actually combating the foes of the Imperium. Some factions like the Libricars, Seculos Attendous and...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-07-11, 06:09 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,553
Posted By Smokes
1) Like I said in another thread it would depend...

1) Like I said in another thread it would depend on the Inquisitor. Regardless of the type of threat and the membership of the Inquisitor they will deal with the threat whether it's a heretic, xenos...
Forum: Black Library Fiction   07-07-11, 02:02 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,523
Posted By Smokes
1) Inquisitor Quixos Omnibus 2) Abnett since...

1) Inquisitor Quixos Omnibus
2) Abnett since Quixos was in the Eisenhorn series
3) You could probably cover Quixos' rise, corruption and downfall in at least two books and best case scenario three....
Forum: Black Library Book Reviews   07-07-11, 01:52 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,956
Posted By Smokes
Great review. As a big Ordos fan I was really...

Great review. As a big Ordos fan I was really looking forward to Atlas Infernal. I remember reading tidbits about Czevak in various codexes / books but nothing very big. His story is brilliant though...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-07-11, 01:46 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 863
Posted By Smokes
It would also depend on the Inquisitor. If he is...

It would also depend on the Inquisitor. If he is a Xenos Hybris he would probably keep it under wraps and try to study the necrons without waking them up or alerting the Holy Ordos as a whole. A...
Forum: 40k Fluff   07-04-11, 05:19 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,533
Posted By Smokes
Tzeentch got a hold of his iPod and removed all...

Tzeentch got a hold of his iPod and removed all songs except for this one. This is what he has been listening to since he was first interred on the throne and he must be pissed off right now.
...
Forum: 40k Fluff   06-29-11, 11:31 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,886
Posted By Smokes
I'd hit that.

I'd hit that.
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