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Forum: Off Topic   03-28-11, 05:59 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,773
Posted By lawrence96
So i shouldn't fill in the census (and risk...

So i shouldn't fill in the census (and risk prosecution) because the goverments paying lockheed martin to collate the results?

What difference does it make who collates the information? i'm fairly...
Forum: 40k Fluff   03-19-11, 07:01 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,625
Posted By lawrence96
The Nids have been part of the game since the...

The Nids have been part of the game since the first edition. Or at least that's what my 1990 Rogue Trader rulebook tells me.

only being a player for the past 3/4 years i can't say i miss...
Forum: Off Topic   03-19-11, 01:00 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,023
Posted By lawrence96
The future of Libya

Morning/Afternoon/Evening, depending upon time zones and when you actually view this page, with the UNs decision to back a No-Fly zone over Libya what do you believe will happen to the country...
Forum: Off Topic   03-19-11, 12:54 AM
Replies: 6,056
  Sticky: Pointless VENTING
Views: 337,307
Posted By lawrence96
My dipstick dad broke the multiplug i use for my...

My dipstick dad broke the multiplug i use for my phone charger, so when i went to charge my phone up this morning it wouldn't work. I tried my sisters charger (same brand phone) and when that...
Forum: Off Topic   03-16-11, 02:39 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,264
Posted By lawrence96
It is unfortuate that the large kidhad to resort...

It is unfortuate that the large kidhad to resort to violence to solve this issue, unfortunately 90% of the time it is the only way to stop the bullies.

Problem is with schools getting softer by...
Forum: Off Topic   02-18-11, 02:09 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Best case result for this plan: The zombie flesh...

Best case result for this plan: The zombie flesh is toxic and it will kill you

Worst case result: The zombie flesh isn't toxic, but the virus which is in the blood infects you and you becoma a...
Forum: Off Topic   02-18-11, 01:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 664
Posted By lawrence96
Yes i did, although having jusr re-read it i...

Yes i did, although having jusr re-read it i realised montreal is in canada, not france :suicide: :fool:. It was the french names that threw me.

Lawrence96= FAILED HORRIFICALLY!
Forum: Off Topic   02-18-11, 08:33 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Correcting an aussie, how fun. Anyway, not all...

Correcting an aussie, how fun. Anyway, not all boomerangs come back to you. It might of been a hunting boomerang. Which is just a big stick thrown at your preys head.
Forum: Off Topic   02-18-11, 08:28 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 664
Posted By lawrence96
Wow, a man in france was moving towards the man...

Wow, a man in france was moving towards the man with a gun? Strangest thing i've heard all year:P
Forum: Off Topic   02-13-11, 08:15 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Aren't claymores AP mines? how likely would they...

Aren't claymores AP mines? how likely would they be to destroy the zombies brain with thier balst radius?. Blowing a leg off of a normal is a big deal, but it would just slow a zombie down.

As for...
Forum: Imperial Guard Army Lists   02-13-11, 07:58 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,062
Posted By lawrence96
Even better considering each hydra is armed with...

Even better considering each hydra is armed with two hydra autocannons. This means that you're infact getting 12 re-rollable autocannons shots (3 tanks, 4 shots per tank)!
Forum: Off Topic   02-13-11, 12:55 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Wasn;t trying to be sarcastic, no point to it...

Wasn;t trying to be sarcastic, no point to it when typing a message as half the sarcasm comes from your tone of voice.

And whilst zombies are undead, that doesn't mean they're alive, although i...
Forum: Off Topic   02-12-11, 11:49 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Not all of us will be so lucky during a...

Not all of us will be so lucky during a Zapocalypse:laugh:



Well of course that has never been confirmed! the hasn't been a zombie outbreak outside of fiction yet!

And since a Zombie is dead...
Forum: Off Topic   02-12-11, 09:26 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Because this thread is based on zombies, judging...

Because this thread is based on zombies, judging by the OP which appears to be in parts a vertabim copy of max brooks ZSG- zombie survival guide- and as such centre of mass won't do shit other then...
Forum: Imperial Guard Army Lists   02-12-11, 09:08 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,062
Posted By lawrence96
Or maybe replace Leman Russ with a couple of...

Or maybe replace Leman Russ with a couple of armoured sentinels

you could fit in 2X scout sentinels with lascannons and an armoured sentinel with plasma cannon.

Use the sentinels to snipe...
Forum: Modelling and Painting   02-12-11, 08:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 373
Posted By lawrence96
No scenery to speak of, some random buildings and...

No scenery to speak of, some random buildings and a bastion, all unbased. as of this moment my Realms of battleboard is basecoated brown so i have total freedom to do what i want



That's what...
Forum: Off Topic   02-12-11, 08:02 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
Nah let me join! I'm slower than a rotting sloth...

Nah let me join! I'm slower than a rotting sloth so if zombies do get in you have a bloke to leave behind to get horrendously mauled to death!

And you'll need some civvies to do unskilled work...
Forum: Off Topic   02-12-11, 04:18 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 7,091
Posted By lawrence96
I wouldn't use an assault weapon at all. It's too...

I wouldn't use an assault weapon at all. It's too flashy, If people think "That's a nice gun, i could use that" then they're more likely to try and take it meaning you waste shots fighting back. If...
Forum: Off Topic   02-12-11, 02:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,077
Posted By lawrence96
Omid Djalili (SP?) is iaranian, and in the...

Omid Djalili (SP?) is iaranian, and in the bartering world he is extremely powerful. Does that mean all iranians are masters of battering, extremely funny and able to turn on/off thier accents at...
Forum: Modelling and Painting   02-12-11, 09:12 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 373
Posted By lawrence96
Which colour to use?

Which colour sand should i use for my game board/bases?

http://rista.co.uk/imperial/purplesand.jpg PURPLE

http://rista.co.uk/pics/KMcollection/KMbluesand.jpg LIGHT BLUE
...
Forum: Original Works   02-11-11, 06:51 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,542
Posted By lawrence96
First off, sorry i haven't posted in awhile....

First off, sorry i haven't posted in awhile. Laptop this was on went kaphlooey:ireful2: so i've had to pik this up more then a year after i started it

I hope you enjoy it, and look out for the...
Forum: Off Topic   02-10-11, 08:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,003
Posted By lawrence96
And less chance of the police shooting first,...

And less chance of the police shooting first, planting evidence second.
:laugh:
Nice too see some robbers woth manners. On the plus side he'll probably get a reduced sentence due to his manners and...
Forum: Video Games & Software   02-10-11, 08:33 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 825
Posted By lawrence96
Good points: AP Based actions, every move...

Good points:

AP Based actions, every move you make detracts from the amount of points to spend on shooting

Individual units have thier own AP count

AP is affected by whatyou take, a unit...
Forum: Off Topic   02-09-11, 06:29 PM
Replies: 2,280
Views: 71,628
Posted By lawrence96
granted you are now the god of impotency I...

granted you are now the god of impotency

I wish the next poster catches syphylis:victory:
Forum: General 40k   02-09-11, 04:43 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,716
Posted By lawrence96
Another plus, ending rules debates with Codex...

Another plus, ending rules debates with Codex Force, should someone be a dick and argue about a rule, and you prove them in the wrong, and they still continue to argue you can slap 'em with the codex.
Forum: Off Topic   02-09-11, 03:40 PM
Replies: 2,280
Views: 71,628
Posted By lawrence96
It turns up, but is eaten by a gremlin I...

It turns up, but is eaten by a gremlin

I wish for a job, where i get paid 1,000,000 a month just to talk to people, and only havce to work 5 hrs a day

Oh and no income tax on said earnings
Forum: Off Topic   02-09-11, 03:36 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 571
Posted By lawrence96
Wasn't quite aiming at that point humakt, i was...

Wasn't quite aiming at that point humakt, i was more aiming for the fact that many of the labour are MPs a rich in their own right


And so because i'm too young i can't a valid opinion on the...
Forum: Off Topic   02-09-11, 02:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 571
Posted By lawrence96
Meh, The banks are angry at them, The army is...

Meh, The banks are angry at them, The army is angry at them, the unions are angry, the public is angry. Hell some of their own parties are angry at them.

I wonder if the saying "If both sides are...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-09-11, 12:45 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,118
Posted By lawrence96
IG Codex,PG.68 The guns called a boltgun...

IG Codex,PG.68


The guns called a boltgun because it fires bolts. so the real question should be why are they called bolts?
Forum: Off Topic   02-09-11, 10:49 AM
Replies: 2,280
Views: 71,628
Posted By lawrence96
Granted, you fall asleep for 12yrs I wish...

Granted, you fall asleep for 12yrs

I wish for my own working spaceship, preferably the enterprise NCC-1701-E
Forum: 40k Tactics   02-08-11, 03:49 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 746
Posted By lawrence96
Okay i just put my list up here...

Okay i just put my list up here https://www.heresy-online.net/forums/showthread.php?p=872258#post872258

Have a gander and feel free to leave feedback.

Cheers for all the help guys:)
Forum: Imperial Guard Army Lists   02-08-11, 03:33 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 380
Posted By lawrence96
1800pts Umerian 21st Expeditionary Army, 2nd Section

1800pt list for use against Tyranids in a planetstrike game, i will be playing attack.
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HQ
CCS
+Boltgun
+Medi-Kit
+Vox...
Forum: Off Topic   02-07-11, 10:50 AM
Replies: 2,280
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Posted By lawrence96
Granted officer kerky, but you end upusing all of...

Granted officer kerky, but you end upusing all of your money to pay for them, thus leading to homelessness, meaning you have to sell them all to buy yourself the latest cardboard box to live in.

I...
Forum: Off Topic   02-04-11, 06:04 PM
Replies: 2,280
Views: 71,628
Posted By lawrence96
They do, but they have to remove the Tau, Eldar...

They do, but they have to remove the Tau, Eldar and necrons as playable races to pay for it.

I wish i made a video game that made me 3 million pounds sterling.
Forum: 40k Tactics   02-04-11, 01:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 746
Posted By lawrence96
ANy thoughts on what leman russ to use, if any? ...

ANy thoughts on what leman russ to use, if any?

I was planning on getting a punisher, and giving it H.Bolter sponsons and Pask for a total of 20 S5 shots, 9 S5 AP4 shots all at BS4 with a chance...
Forum: 40k Tactics   02-03-11, 05:52 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 746
Posted By lawrence96
Lt. Ripley needs advice

Hey heretics, and loyalists,

I've got a 1750pt game against Nids coming up, i don't know what he has, or favours and i've never played Nids before So any advice would be grand.

What should i...
Forum: Imperial Guard Army Lists   01-29-11, 04:27 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 557
Posted By lawrence96
Personally i would reconsider straken, he's...

Personally i would reconsider straken, he's always seemed like a assaulty option rather than a gunline optoin to me, and putting him in a stationary squad seems like a waste to me.

I would also...
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   01-26-11, 06:33 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 915
Posted By lawrence96
Cool all, thanks for the time taken to reply

Cool all, thanks for the time taken to reply
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   01-26-11, 11:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 915
Posted By lawrence96
This is exactly my dilemma, by RAW it's fine i...

This is exactly my dilemma, by RAW it's fine i can vox myself. But obviously RAI (and common sense) says you can't vox yourself.

and the FAQ/Errata on the GW site makes no mention of this issue
Forum: 40k Rules Discussion   01-26-11, 10:28 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 915
Posted By lawrence96
IG Officers oredering their own unit and getting benefit from Vox caster

If i wanted my Company commander to order his own squad, and i have a vox caster in said squad, would i get the re-roll should i fail the test?

I've checked my codex and all it says is if the...
Forum: Off Topic   12-26-10, 05:17 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,569
Posted By lawrence96
NK will invade SK, China will invade NK from the...

NK will invade SK, China will invade NK from the north whilst the UN arrive to "keep the peace" and a mecenary (either a swedish man, a British/Chinese woman or a African American/South Korean man)...
Forum: Imperial Guard Army Lists   11-28-10, 06:46 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 513
Posted By lawrence96
TBH i would think carefully about having a...

TBH i would think carefully about having a guard/marine hybrid, especially at lower points levels. I tried the same thing myself a little while back (to make use of the black reach marines) and found...
Forum: Off Topic   08-11-10, 11:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,589
Posted By lawrence96
An American talking about stopping a terrorist...

An American talking about stopping a terrorist funding superpower doing what they want... I think that's the pot calling the kettle black.:P

As for the topic at hand, being called Anti-semitic by...
Forum: Project Logs   07-16-10, 11:40 PM
Replies: 1
  IG army
Views: 600
Posted By lawrence96
IG army

Hey you guys, thought i'd show case my army, no real style or plan to it, just what i want/like when i like. Trying Sniper Rifles out too see if they can pull their weight so expect to see a few.
...
Forum: Off Topic   06-30-10, 10:52 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,745
Posted By lawrence96
depending on infection type you could go...

depending on infection type you could go something like

remnant (or remnants), as in the remnants of society/humanity

hubris, as in humantity in it's hubris brought this upon itself by creating...
Forum: Off Topic   06-20-10, 04:12 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,031
Posted By lawrence96
So Koppo, remember to leave the coldstream guards...

So Koppo, remember to leave the coldstream guards uniform at home :laugh:
Forum: Off Topic   06-20-10, 01:50 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,031
Posted By lawrence96
Don't put your middle and fore fingers together,...

Don't put your middle and fore fingers together, point them at a cop and shout "down on the ground" followed by making some POW POW POW noises.

Check what the local wildlife is, specifically check...
Forum: Off Topic   06-18-10, 08:06 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,010
Posted By lawrence96
Okay guys the "your country has lost wars" "yeah,...

Okay guys the "your country has lost wars" "yeah, well your country s too cowardly too fight" argument should be left for a different time.

McMuffin- yes i am biased against ireland, i can't see...
Forum: Off Topic   06-17-10, 03:01 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,010
Posted By lawrence96
I personally don't trust the report- it was...

I personally don't trust the report- it was ordered by Bliar, and was politically motivated to appease the IRA and other terrorist groups. It was never going to come back and say "well sorry old...
Forum: Off Topic   06-11-10, 01:02 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,160
Posted By lawrence96
Hang on, have i missed a day here. I thought the...

Hang on, have i missed a day here. I thought the cause of the explosion and spill was still unknown.

I think Obam's doing nothing but inflaming and damaging an already sore topic with his "Britain...
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