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Forum: 40k Fluff   05-11-15, 03:54 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,451
Posted By Chompy Bits
Would love to see someone like Jim Butcher do an...

Would love to see someone like Jim Butcher do an Inquisition type novel. I love his writing, especially The Dresden Files, though he'd obviously need to tone down his usual bits of humour to work...
Forum: Off Topic   05-11-15, 03:47 PM
Replies: 6,056
  Sticky: Pointless VENTING
Views: 337,282
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Fucking hell, my current job is boring. Never get...

Fucking hell, my current job is boring. Never get into media database work. It's the entertainment industry equivalent of spending several hours a day sharpening pencils.
Forum: Off Topic   05-11-15, 03:43 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 8,205
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Been a while since I was around, but really glad...

Been a while since I was around, but really glad to hear that things still seem to be going well for you. Hope everything stays on course.:good:
Forum: Off Topic   05-11-15, 03:37 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,947
Posted By Chompy Bits
Worst real name I have ever heard for someone was...

Worst real name I have ever heard for someone was Kakebeenwania. Because a "kakebeenwa" is basically a medieval oxcart, in Afrikaans. So someone literally named their daughter after an oxcart.
Forum: 40k Fluff   03-22-15, 12:15 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,403
Posted By Chompy Bits
There are a number of universes that are more...

There are a number of universes that are more powerful than the 40k universe. The most obvious one is Marvel 616. People focus on races like the Kree, Skrulls etc. but forget that there are cosmic...
Forum: Off Topic   11-16-14, 10:11 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 8,205
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Haven't been around much so only saw this now,...

Haven't been around much so only saw this now, but just wanted to wish you (and Nacho, though it'd be silly to post the same message in 2 threads) the very best of luck. You seem like good people, so...
Forum: 40k Fluff   10-12-14, 06:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,546
Posted By Chompy Bits
Nykona Sharrowkyn beats them all. :P But in...

Nykona Sharrowkyn beats them all. :P

But in all seriousness, Abaddon is mentioned as one of the top guys in the one Dark Angels short story, but Little Horus recalls him getting his ass handed to...
Forum: 40k Fluff   10-12-14, 06:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,258
Posted By Chompy Bits
Good to see I wasn't the only one disappointed...

Good to see I wasn't the only one disappointed with this book. Everything from the Blood Angels portrayal, to the Emperor/Thousand Sons conversation, to Mortarion's apparent 180 about the warp, the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   09-23-14, 08:28 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 9,533
Posted By Chompy Bits
It happens in the Ravenor series, when he is...

It happens in the Ravenor series, when he is still just a drug addicted teenager.



Guess you missed the part in the books where prolonged exposure to his sheer raw psychic potential burned out...
Forum: 40k Fluff   09-22-14, 05:54 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 9,533
Posted By Chompy Bits
With regards to Hyperion, would just like to...

With regards to Hyperion, would just like to point out that as an untrained, virtually comatose teenager, his psychic power was enough to burn out a blank's null aura, effectively turning them into a...
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-01-14, 07:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,540
Posted By Chompy Bits
I'd start my own. Go to Ultramar and start a...

I'd start my own. Go to Ultramar and start a "Don't you think Guilliman's first name sounds a lot like 'rowboat'" cult. I would probably need to think up a better name though. Especially if the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   08-01-14, 07:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,791
Posted By Chompy Bits
Well, we learn a bit more about the Emperor and...

Well, we learn a bit more about the Emperor and how he came to be the Godlike being he was, in Vengeful Spirit.

It seems he was originally a regular perpetual, though already a powerful one...
Forum: 40k Fluff   04-25-14, 12:16 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,872
Posted By Chompy Bits
The only explicit feat I can think of for...

The only explicit feat I can think of for Malcador is when he did that psychic shout that could be heard by anyone in a 10km radius, in The First Heretic. And in Flight of the Eisenstein his presence...
Forum: Off Topic   04-03-14, 10:42 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,561
Posted By Chompy Bits
Someone once told me I have the walk of a horror...

Someone once told me I have the walk of a horror movie serial killer, or The Undertaker from WWE... not quite sure what to make of that. :dunno:
Forum: Off Topic   04-02-14, 05:22 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 7,470
Posted By Chompy Bits
A wet one? I wish. More like one of those wispy...

A wet one? I wish. More like one of those wispy farts that doesn't even smell like anything, so you can't even hope that it annoys your girlfriend for making you sit through the entire fucking...
Forum: Off Topic   04-02-14, 02:41 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 7,470
Posted By Chompy Bits
*Sticks a pen pointing out of each nostril* ...

*Sticks a pen pointing out of each nostril*

Ok... ready. :crazy:


Edit: I can't believe this ended up being my 1,500th post on Heresy. :laugh:
Forum: Off Topic   04-01-14, 09:19 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 6,985
Posted By Chompy Bits
Hey man, a t-rex is awesome. I want a skeleton of...

Hey man, a t-rex is awesome. I want a skeleton of one in my house one day. I think it'd make an awesome ice breaker when I throw parties. :laugh:



I feel violated just having read that.
Forum: Off Topic   04-01-14, 07:09 AM
Replies: 215
Views: 6,985
Posted By Chompy Bits
How about you embrace a room with soft, bouncy...

How about you embrace a room with soft, bouncy walls and a very snug, white jacket?
Forum: Off Topic   04-01-14, 05:24 AM
Replies: 215
Views: 6,985
Posted By Chompy Bits
There is feeding a troll, and then there is...

There is feeding a troll, and then there is buying it its own McDonalds...

BTW... does the official uniform/dress code of this movement involve the wearing of tinfoil hats by any chance?
Forum: Off Topic   03-29-14, 07:11 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 6,985
Posted By Chompy Bits
I come back after a few weeks away to......

I come back after a few weeks away to... actually, I'm not even sure what this is... though I am oddly reminded of Forum Formula. :laugh:
Forum: 40k Fluff   03-13-14, 05:02 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,222
Posted By Chompy Bits
Personally, rather than specific characters, I'd...

Personally, rather than specific characters, I'd actually like to see more, decently written, IG novels. The majority of what's been put out there so far has been shit IMO. Maybe get some of the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-11-14, 11:49 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,691
Posted By Chompy Bits
Damn, we've lost another one. How many more...

Damn, we've lost another one.

How many more will fall to this madness!?

*raises his hat in salute*

Time to restart Project: Serpion6 I guess... anyone remember what happened to the manual?...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-08-14, 03:30 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,618
Posted By Chompy Bits
I decided to stop wasting my time replying to...

I decided to stop wasting my time replying to Lux. You all know the nonsense she spews will never be backed up by references, because there are none to back it up. Whenever someone raises legitimate...
Forum: Off Topic   02-04-14, 05:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 598
Posted By Chompy Bits
Well, now that I have finished cleaning most of...

Well, now that I have finished cleaning most of the coffee off my keyboard...

nope, still can't think of anything to say to that. :scratchhead:
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-04-14, 05:23 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Thing is though with regards to all this, yes, I...

Thing is though with regards to all this, yes, I personally believe that some primarchs do in fact have an edge in combat over others. But, and as I and a few others have said before, the differences...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-04-14, 03:16 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
The codex Guilliman started to properly compile...

The codex Guilliman started to properly compile during the Heresy? The one detailing Legion warfare and tactics, not primarch fighting styles? The one, given the Khan's nature, he was probably...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-03-14, 07:07 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Surprise only counts for so much. And as for the...

Surprise only counts for so much. And as for the others all having "well documented and widely understood fighting styles", that is a massive assumption on your part. He simply states during an...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-03-14, 06:04 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Firstly, Corax never lost to Curze. They never...

Firstly, Corax never lost to Curze. They never fought. The extent of their physical interaction was Curze blocking a blow Corax meant for Lorgar. That's it.

Also, Corax says at one point he and...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-02-14, 06:02 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
I really don't mean to offend, but your argument...

I really don't mean to offend, but your argument baffles me. This is a thread debating who the best fighter is amongst the primarchs. You list a bunch of potentially relevant things about other...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-02-14, 03:21 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Yes, he beat a greater daemon. But as you...

Yes, he beat a greater daemon. But as you yourself pointed out, this is a fight between primarchs. And as things stand, even greater daemons have a piss poor record when it comes to fighting any of...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-01-14, 07:53 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 14,055
Posted By Chompy Bits
I also personally don't have an issue with that...

I also personally don't have an issue with that piece fluff. I think it's more a case of Ward hate making people biased towards any fluff he writes. The bit about Draigo and Mortarion is extremely...
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-01-14, 06:31 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Correct me if I'm wrong but, as far as I know,...

Correct me if I'm wrong but, as far as I know, the same can be said for Sanguinius quite frankly. Yet no one ever seems to question it when his name gets thrown out there.
Forum: 40k Fluff   02-01-14, 01:07 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
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Firstly, I find it almost laughable that you...

Firstly, I find it almost laughable that you demand others to show you displays from the fluff to back up their arguments, when you have never done anyone else the same courtesy. But ok, I'll bite......
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 06:49 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
So all the others would have been handicapped...

So all the others would have been handicapped while sparring him but he wouldn't have had the same restrictions? Riiiiiiight. Also, being vicious and brutal has absolutely nothing to do with martial...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 01:18 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Oh, I was very clear on your statement and the...

Oh, I was very clear on your statement and the tone of it (as well as this one). I think you were the one who actually missed my point. How about making an argument to back up your claims about...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 12:44 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Not to be pedantic, but it is Signus... Signus...

Not to be pedantic, but it is Signus... Signus Prime to be exact. I have Fear to Tread open in front of me right now.
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 10:19 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
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Actually, it's the opposite. Sanguinius was the...

Actually, it's the opposite. Sanguinius was the one who gave Ka'Bandha the back breaker during the Siege of Terra. Payback for when Ka'Bandha broke his legs on Signus.
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 10:07 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
My only issue with the Russ/Magnus fight is why...

My only issue with the Russ/Magnus fight is why on earth a back breaker should be so devastating, when we have seen primarchs recover from far worse. Hell, as far as we know, primarchs don't even...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 09:48 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
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Well, regardless of whether Magnus wasn't trying,...

Well, regardless of whether Magnus wasn't trying, Russ had help etc. it doesn't change the end result of the fight though. In the end, only one primarch got back-breakered out of the two...

So it...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 08:33 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,141
Posted By Chompy Bits
In False Gods when Horus is shown the scattering...

In False Gods when Horus is shown the scattering he sees spells/prayers written on the primarchs' incubation pods. It is mentioned a couple of times in The First Heretic if I recall correctly as...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 06:23 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
Wow... your debating skills are astounding... ...

Wow... your debating skills are astounding...

And just to be clear, that was sarcasm.
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 03:05 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
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Temba managed to connect him once with the...

Temba managed to connect him once with the anathame... the same Temba who had taken out a Luna Wolves captain effortlessly just before fighting Horus. And he only did so because Horus got within very...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-31-14, 02:50 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,598
Posted By Chompy Bits
Given how old Malcador apparently is, 30k Viagra...

Given how old Malcador apparently is, 30k Viagra had to be pretty potent then. :laugh:

Wait... how did we go from discussing geneseed to the other kind? :scratchhead:
Forum: Television and Movies   01-30-14, 03:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,883
Posted By Chompy Bits
Some of them look really off IMO. Warpath looks...

Some of them look really off IMO. Warpath looks like he could be a wolfboy extra from the Twilight movies. And I swear Bishop's look is ripped off from another scifi movie character, though I can't...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-30-14, 03:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,598
Posted By Chompy Bits
Now I have an image of Valdor standing there with...

Now I have an image of Valdor standing there with a dust buster, cleaning Malcador off the Golden Throne.



Rather some dandruff as opposed to some short and curlys... :puke:
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-29-14, 04:56 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,598
Posted By Chompy Bits
As long as you make sure you are so far over the...

As long as you make sure you are so far over the line so as to be beyond redemption. I'd rather take a bullet to the head than be turned into a Arco-flagellant or something. And judging from the...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-29-14, 04:47 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,598
Posted By Chompy Bits
I personally don't see sticking some psyker's DNA...

I personally don't see sticking some psyker's DNA into geneseed and somehow magically popping out a bunch of powerful librarians as particularly plausible (or even simply sticking human DNA into...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-29-14, 03:18 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 24,526
Posted By Chompy Bits
The bit about him holding back was with regards...

The bit about him holding back was with regards to his physical strength. It isn't necessarily reflective of actual combat prowess. That being said, from his recent showings, he does seem to be quite...
Forum: Off Topic   01-27-14, 01:41 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,669
Posted By Chompy Bits
Wow dude, way to generalise. And inaccurately...

Wow dude, way to generalise. And inaccurately too. If no one used either of those, mankind would still be exactly the same as it was millennia ago, and we wouldn't even be having this debate right...
Forum: 40k Fluff   01-27-14, 03:06 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,260
Posted By Chompy Bits
Ghazghkull achieved what he wanted to at...

Ghazghkull achieved what he wanted to at Armageddon, so he could move on to stir up more shit in other places. He wanted to plunge it into endless war. More and more Orks keep flocking to the area,...
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