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Son of the Mangled Moose.



The rules.

Please make your posts of some quality and think of it as a story telling thread where we all take turns.

No weapon can be taken on to the premises (this includes the beer garden and car park). It is physically impossible resulting in the MOOSE or its staff taking a direct action agaisnt the individual.
The Moose and staff will deal with rule breakers in this colour text. btw.

You may use anything that may be to hand in a normal pub or bar (stools etc) as a weapon.

This is not to the death its a laugh. Maul, kick, bite, scream and fight dirty but funny too!

No commitment required; if you don't post for a while you're knocked out by the last action against you, for however long until you post again.

Its a general melee so any one can get stuck in to anyone else.


The Mangled Moose
The Mangled Moose is a drinking house known throughout Time and Space, from the 41st millennium to the days of Bugmans famous brew.
After the last time it had been destroyed many magical sources had been used to render it impervious to flame or sorceries, advanced machines hummed as they powered the many systems that ran the pub.
Down in the cellar, next to the sounds of the fridges and beer lines was the steady throb of the source of the Moose's power.
The Rift was a gateway to any time or place thus enabling The Mangled Moose to procure large supplies of any drink known to anyone/it/thing known,
Also of course for the customers to reach the place in the, well, er the first place.
Fights are quite common in this cosmopolitan atmosphere and this is how the place has been destroyed seven times before.
Apart from that it looked like an average pub with all that you expect to find therein.......

........that was untill the latest refurbishment where the Moose bought by a trendy Pub chain and kitted out as some sort of wine bar with nice soft furnishings, staff uniforms and great hulking brutes of doormen.


Lets see how long that all lasts then.


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The barman looked around in a state of agitation.........

Every drink known to to the Multiverse was in stock, every concievable bar snack hung from cardboard sheets behind the bar with the promise of a saucy picture of some semi naked being or other to be revealed if the punters bought enough.

The place was sparkling, the new construction of Plasticrete and Adamantium looked solid enough to withstand most forms of destuction.
The staff had been on possibly the most strenious training programs available, many had not made the grade and were now in the care of various
intstitutions around time and space, but the ones that were left are the best, the very best.
Even the funny smells of the old Moose had been dispersed and the new upmarket premises was kitted out with mood lighting, fashionable artwork and working toilets.

The only problem was, he thought, was the fact that there was not much chance of the clients being in keeping with the new Moose

He couldn't delay much longer......

Nodding to the Door Trolls he rang the bell and the staff ran to their positions as the Trolls swung the doors open, The Mangled Moose was open again and the Nurgling was sure to hit the fan............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ....
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Thomas2 was surprised to find himself first here, and slightly disappointed there wouldn't already be a fight. Nevertheless he went in, sat down and ordered a bottle of tyranid blood,a bottle of the Emperors Finest and a glass. He mixed them up and quietly sipped the resulting drink, while keeping the half full bottle of 'nid blood close at hand for when someone tries to start a fight.
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Silar walked in and up to the bar, he ordered a starnge beverage from another univese, this should be interesting he thought to himself. His pet mini-daemonette thing wailed a him t give her/it a sip, he gave it a couple of small drops and went to sit down next to thomas2



kill 1 man you are a murderer
kill 10 men you are a mosnster
kill 100 you are a hero
kill 1000 you are a conquerer
kill 10000 you are a legend
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Sea dragon poked his head round the door.

"oh a new moose"

finding only thomas and Silar at the bar sea dragon desided to keep carm for a while till more pray turned up. walking to the bar he turned to the barman.

"hey budy you don't happen to have any Dragon demon snap do you"

taking up the rather large bottle of redish yellow liquid, sea dragon took a swig and settled down into a heated debate with thomas and silar about how orthodox the Ultra's are !!

bleeding from countless wounds he charged.... full speed in to the bathroom holding his breath. this could be it this will be the end of me. the young marine thought. alas brother Bag Fart had just been in here.
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Then Deadman came into the new and improved Mangled Moose and looked at the place
"seems better than the old one i suppose. NOW WHEN ARE SOME FIGHTS GOING TO START HAPPENING!"


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Silar was deep in his conversation with Sea Dragon when he was interrupted by a large shout from behind him. Deadman was the idiot who had annoyed him. If he wants a fight I'll give him one thought Silar, he casually chucked a glass bottle at deadman. Even so the object flew right on target and with power.



kill 1 man you are a murderer
kill 10 men you are a mosnster
kill 100 you are a hero
kill 1000 you are a conquerer
kill 10000 you are a legend
90% of teens today have one of these "90% of teens things" in their signature. If you are one of the 10% that don't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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Everyone in the bar paused as a large red Ork entered, blinking and shaking plaster from itself. Not from the door to the street, but from the toilets.

It seemed that the shonky decorators that the management had called in had failed to realise that one of the avant-guard conceptual art walls in the gents' was in fact a stunned Ork clutching a shoe, and had merely skimmed him with Polyfilla.

"Gizza looka cha feetah!" demanded the Ork, doing a passable impression of Mark E Smith. After all those months since the explosion, unconscious, then asleep, then sealed in calciumite, the only thought that burned in Orky's brain was 'find the git wot frew de shoe...'.

The hunt was on.


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Gotta war across the Milky Way - "
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librarian 40rending enters the establishment and upon seeing a bloody faced The Deadman(the bottle really was on target) standing in the doorway and a member of the dark eldar sitting at the bar with a girly coloured drink with an umbrella and smug look on his face descides on a fun course of action. after puting out a hand to steady the stuned 'The Deadman' and leaning down to whisper in his ear "have some fun" and the almost casually using his psycic power 'might of heroes' to empower the guardsman, picked him up by the back of his neck and pants and threw him across the entrance way aiming head hight for Silar

there is no 'overkil'l, there is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload'
It's an age old dilemma. You want to set everything on fire, but you can't steal stuff while it's burning. Don't let your passions run away with you! Do things in the correct order! Pillage, THEN burn!
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its all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then its fun and games without depth preception.

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ooc Silar is a dark elf sorry
Silar saw the liberian whisper in deadman's ear, So they're ganging up on me he thought, redying for the inevitable fight.



kill 1 man you are a murderer
kill 10 men you are a mosnster
kill 100 you are a hero
kill 1000 you are a conquerer
kill 10000 you are a legend
90% of teens today have one of these "90% of teens things" in their signature. If you are one of the 10% that don't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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