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Spasda mark II (open RP)

Hello and welcome back to a new season of mayhem!

it is still set in space, and it is still a supermarket and there is now a race track, a pit fighting arena, were you can challenge someone, and beat the snot out of them ( and yes you can use weapons here!)

have fun but remeber to not go too over the top!

RED WUNS GO FASTER!!!

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Ragnokk Coldblood walked into the 'store' looking for some SOULS TO DRINK! and also some booze..... and possibly some cheese, and some loo roll for the missus
OOC: HIYA heresy online!!! XD
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Karix walked pondorously into the store, his hoofs claking on the cold marble. He was angry for the hive fleet leaving him on this forbidden planet of worldly convience. As he looked round he saw and spindly elf gazing at a shopping list, looking for some stinky cheese. He plodded over to him, picked him up and whispered into his face " where semi organic life form wearing spandex, do you keep you're biomass?"

RED WUNS GO FASTER!!!
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"Well, 'niddy, can I call you niddy? I honestly dont know, I came in here for some cheese and SOULS!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!! and I havent seen any of the staff, poor service eh!" replied Ragnokk, thinking how disgusting this creatures breath was. Untangling himself from "niddys" claws he fell gracefuly to the floor adjusting his spiked gauntlets as he did so, drawing his stolen gauss cannon he added "Im gonna see if i can find someone..." As an added thought he absently tossed a pack of tictacs towards the hivetyrant and said "sort your dentistry out!!!"
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"Jeez my breath doesn't smell that bad does it??" he asked the skinny figure infront of him. picking up a can of squig meat he went over to the eldar and bopped him over the head with it. "haha, toughest stuff in the galaxy!" he said joyously and went to look for a box of rippers to suprise him with.

RED WUNS GO FASTER!!!
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Massaging the lump on his head the nid had given him he continued to prowl in a way that he thought was menacing and cool but to everyone else just looked like he had realy bad bunions he proceeded down the first aisle of the store, noticing his favourite flavour of SOUL he gobbled some down and licked his lips inadvertently smudging his lipstick in the process "Dang now my whole goth-eldar look is screwed" he said to no one in particular, as he got some purple lipstick from a nearby shelf and applied it to his pale face. Pulling some paper from within his cape he began sketching a map of the store noting the strange layout then cursing his own stupidity, it wasnt strange he was in the section labeled "FOR DARK ELDAR PEEPS"!!!! wow what an idiot...
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Deadman then walks in after a very long 2 year holiday in nowhere important looks for something that will cause a lot of damage and mayhem and finds Ragnokk looking up at a sign looking like an idiot. He decides that Ragnokk would be a very powerful friend that he could betray later and quite possibly hurt a lot and decides to buy him 10 more cans of souls.


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Guardsman Chrisman, knock kneed and fresh out of boot camp, entered the supermarket. His sergeant had given him a list of groceries to collect, items which were of "crucial importance to the Imperium's war machine." It was all rather weird. He hadn't heard of half the stuff on the list, so they had to be for some secret project thing.

Confused, Chrisman walked up to a bored looking shop attendant. "Err...hi mr..." Chris examined the name tag, "Phil, I've been sent to collect some stuff for the local Guard station. Do you have any tartan paint?"
The attendant scoff, "No, we don't have any tartan paint, nitwit."
"Oh, ok," replied Chris, slightly taken aback, "What about a long weight, do you sell them?"
The attendant sighed, "I'll see if I can get one."
The attendant left. Several minutes passed, and still the attendant didn't come back. In this time Chris made the connection between "long weight" and "long wait."
"Damn it..."

Chris noticed a bunch of people gazing at the bright signs of the shop. Well, people was an overly precise term. One was a giant bug, one was buying tonnes of souls, and one was evidently a fan of spandex. He suddenly recognized Deadman, someone who he'd often bumped into in barfights. Remembering this, he kicked him in the arse. Deadman had always had the drop on him, and he was allowing that this time.

"Take that you dishonourable rat!"


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Deadman, now in serious pain, turned around to see who had kicked him up the arse and saw his old "buddy" Chris. Deadman didn't have a good memory but had a philosophy that he thought was suited for this situation, "Just shut up and fight", he turned around and picked Ragnokk up with ease, confused by this he had been stupid enough to take too long not concentrating on his "buddy" so when he turned around Chris was gone.
Deadman then rolled back his eyes into his head and a mysterious sign appeared above Chris saying "IDIOTIC GUARDSMAN" Deadman walked over to where the sign was and threw Ragnokk, forgetting how light he was, and sent them both flying across the room (OOC: God mode?).
Now proud of his work he thought he deserved a treat so he walked out and took a random passer-by straight to Hell with no second thought, or care, of who it was.


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Turning teh corner, mumbling "me hungy" he saw the spandex light human yell at the other human who was new to his highly advanced senses. he flashed his claws at teh group and snarled in his alien tongue and charged. he knocked teh humans down and stood over the elf his tentacles lashing in the face of his food.

RED WUNS GO FASTER!!!

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