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Default Another night at the Mangled Moose.

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The Mangled Moose famous for cheap drink, cheap food and cheaper women. A place of violence and suffering, its the ideal hang out for the worlds drop outs. Famed for massive brawls...DUCK it's all going off again!

The Rules

-Nothing can be used that wouldn't normally be found in a traditional bar. i.e. No lasers, guns or such like.
-This is not a 'kill the above poster' topic. If someone did somthing to you a page back.. feel free to have your sweet revenge.

Lets get it started

This was a great idea, so I am going to try and start it afresh. But remember credit to Malocus for the original.

The revised rules.

Please make your posts of some quality and think of it as a story telling thread where we all take turns.

No weapon can be taken on to the premises (this includes the beer garden and car park). It is physically impossible resulting in the MOOSE taking a direct action agaisnt the individual.
The Moose will deal with rule breakers in this colour text. btw.

You may use anything that may be to hand in a normal pub or bar (stools etc) as a weapon.

This is not to the death it?s a laugh. Maul, kick, bite, scream and fight dirty but funny too!

No commitment required; if you don't post for a while you're knocked out by the action against you, for however long until you post again.

Its a general melee so any one can get stuck in to anyone else.


The Mangled Moose
The Mangled Moose is a drinking house known throughout Time and Space, from the 41st millennium to the days of Bugmans famous brew.
After the last time it had been destroyed many magical sources had been used to render it impervious to flame or sorceries, advanced machines hummed as they powered the many systems that ran the pub.
Down in the cellar, next to the sounds of the fridges and beer lines was the steady throb of the source of the Moose's power.
The Rift was a gateway to any time or place thus enabling The Mangled Moose to procure large supplies of any drink known to anyone/it/thing known,
Also of course for the customers to reach the place in the, well, er the first place.
Fights are quite common in this cosmopolitan atmosphere and this is how the place has been destroyed seven times before.
Apart from that it looks like an average pub with all that you expect to find therein.
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Viscount Vash walked slowly across the dingy pub, his feet crunching on nut shells and broken glass. Just my kinda place he thought to himself.
Sitting on a bar stool he ordered a bottle of Old Keeper SurrReal Ale and waited to see what denzines of the night fell in to this murky drinking hole...................................
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cccp, armed with fake ID, walks up to the dusty bar, and orders the strongest russian vodka there was.

he sits down on a dusty, beer stained bar stool and drinks....
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Swigging from his bottle of Old Keeper SurrReal Ale the Viscount glanced at the newcomer, not enough for a good scrap yet......but given time more would come.........
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cccp stopped his drinking for a second, and looked around the bar. the place was shabby to say the least. his eyes came to rest on the pink haired stranger sitting across the bar from him. he continued to stare, whist muttering to the barman odd comments about the Viscount's orientation....
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finishing his drink, Vash then saw 3 strangers in the bar ( The Old Keeper SurrReal ale was doing the business..) The Viscount's finely attuned Slaaneshi hearing caught the end of a muttered comment...... taking offence for the hell of it he lobbed the empty bottle at the one in the middle and ordered another beer........
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cccp ducked as he saw a large brown bottle flying towards him, knocking off his wooly russian hat. filled with rage, shakily stood up off the stool, picked up his hat, and marched up to the viscount.

picking him up by the scruff of his slaneshi neck, he threw him acros the bar, into the dishwasher, and shut the dishwasher door.

he started the wash cycle with a grin....
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Standing at the urinal, only slightly wobbling and wondering where the zipper is on his shiny new Mk VIII Power Armor...realizing there isn't one...Elchimpster backs away, turns, and looks in to the mirror. The IV Drip of Bacardi 151 was starting to finally have an effect...after 6-7 litres of the stuff.

Grabbing his helmet, Elchimpster strides out of the Men's Latrine back in to the shabby bar...ducking as he crosses the threshold.

"Looks like old pink-hair is here...and some scrawny kid."
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Cadian81st stumbled through the Moose's doors, on the run from an overzealous comissar. this looked to be the perfect place to hide for a while. trying to blend in as best one can when he's wearing the uniform of a guardsman, Cadian quickly grabbed a drink and retired to a grubby corner booth, where he could watch who was coming in and out. sighing, he leaned back and tried not to stare at the pink haired fellow at the bar, whom he felt a strange aversion to.

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Enjoying the play of the scalding hot water jets upon his person, the by now heavily drugged Vash tried to remember how he got here and for that matter where the frick was here......................

....A small niggling voice at the back of is mind clamoured for attention........

That was it ! Why the woolly hat wearing *&%**%!

Making a mental note to return and enjoy the dishwasher's sensual and painful caress another time, he burst from it confines wielding two pint glasses. Slamming them into either side of the first persons head he saw with his steam misted eyes........................................
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