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post #31 of 42 (permalink) Old 09-07-12, 10:50 AM
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As a Gnome Druid I am not allowed to ride my Black Bear animal companion into battle, complete with lance, shield and wooden plate armour. Because everyone else gets envious.

90% of people think they are above average.

Statistically Improbable. Psychologically Inevitable.
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Im not allowed to make fighters with the grappling specialty and go around giving any NPC we meet famous Pro wrestling finishers. I once Pedigreed a storekeeper through the bar and looted his corpse. Ahhh good times.

Also, not allowed to kill any other party members. I was good for cutting throats in the middle of the night and absconding with money. Although, most of my party kills came from when a friend and I were fighting over some girl (No seriously!), we all played D+D, and me and this kid were killing each other at least once a game. It got real ugly by the end.

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My assassins are not allowed to store ANYTHING in various bodily orifices.
Everyone got uncomfortable when I had to make a strength check for my sphincter.



I have a sizable Eldar force, but now I'm building Space Wolves for 6th. Thinking of doing it as a Project Log, please message me w/tips, ideas, or just things you'd like to see!
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^That seems like something my friends Chaotically Evil Gnome would do....He was cursed by a someone so now he gets turned on by EVERYTHING. No seriously we had to tie him up to prevent him from raping someone, but then he got turned on even more by the ropes.....
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I am not allowed to base my personality from the following characters:

Pee-Wee Herman
The Angry Videogame Nerd
The Tourette's guy
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
-{any form of cartoon horse}-
Zoe Trent
-{Any character from any girl's cartoon show}-
Short Round
Sloth Fratelli
Chunk Cohen
Redmage Statscowski
Scrubs
Black Scrubs
The Comic Book Guy
Anonymous
Chris-Chan
Kenneth Pinyan
Mickey Rourke
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Have pokey bum wanks anymore!!!!!

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To appease the blood god and paint another army red anymore.



Sanity is for the weak

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My assassins are not allowed to store ANYTHING in various bodily orifices. Everyone got uncomfortable when I had to make a strength check for my sphincter.
HAHAHA I'm dying having heard this one


It be Hungry....
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My friend Alex is no longer allowed to:
-Dig sex dungeons in the desert.
-Wear only sealing wax and a barrel.
-Try to seduce subhuman creatures.
-Seduce entire tribes of goblins as a shapeshifter.

The list grows whenever I play an RPG with him.
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I am not allowed to bring a Daemon Prince with wings, armor and Black Mace when playing against one of my buddies. That one guy destroys him every time, so he won't play if he's in my list

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My friend Alex is no longer allowed to:
-Dig sex dungeons in the desert.
-Wear only sealing wax and a barrel.
-Try to seduce subhuman creatures.
-Seduce entire tribes of goblins as a shapeshifter.

The list grows whenever I play an RPG with him.
Ha! Sounds like some awesome RPGs you guys have xD
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