Join Date: May 2008
Location: The Mystical workshop of the Red paintjob grot. (My room.)
Holy. Crap. That was so funny i almost fell off my chair. Well, I cannot top that, But here is mine:
First things first, I run a RP club. About a year ago, I let my little brother join in (he was 10 at the time). Now, you may think this was my error; not so. He has been quite good, most of the time. But this one takes the cake.
He was playing a Dwarf ranger ( I think) and the Party were chasing some cultists. They had the last cultist (A very strange evil cleric/wizard) trapped in a treehouse. Now, for reasons i forget, my brothers character was all oiled up (in real oil) and set a trail of oil towards the tree. he then decided to climb this tree. So oily trail to and up tree. He then opened the trapdoor, which was trapped (i'm not inventive) with burning sticks, in a criss-cross pattern. He dicided to saw one off. This worked, he now has a flaming stick. Stupid, aye, but not insalvagable. Throw it into water, and your fine. But no. Throw it to your friend and tell him to light the trail of oil. Then complain that you're on fire, Break your neck (almost), be knocked out then wake up and get into a fight (1HP)
Last edited by Da Red Paintjob Grot; 06-24-09 at 12:49 PM.