On the painting side of things, I think covering it in a thin layer of milliput should do the trick.
If you can see us, we are dangerous indeed. But that is as nothing to the peril you face if you cannot see us, and all you can hear is our laughter.
I'm a white scar, and - hey, I think I heard something laughing over there... Hey - are you laughing at me? Well take this you evil chaos - Arrrrrghhhhhh!!!
Click my daemon! Click my daemon!
Level him up! Increase... THE POWER OF JEREMY!!!
Give him THE POWA!!!
(you know, on the simpsons where bart gets 'the power' - say the power like that!)
This thingy is too long isn't it... Oh well!