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Jezlad 05-15-13 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by serpion5
I see about as much fluff in this thread as I do in my freshly washed belly button.


Tawa 05-15-13 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by normtheunsavoury (Post 1369886)
"I'm psychic, I can see auras!"

"No, you're a fucktard and you have glaucoma!"

Balls. Just noticed Jac has already posted this :laugh:

Jezlad 05-15-13 05:23 PM

Updated to now.

Dropped the "neil" thing. Because I dont get it in the slightest..

Jezlad 05-15-13 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by forkbanger
I'm not wearing the hotpants, no matter how many times you ask.


Zion 05-16-13 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tawa (Post 1326714)
Zion, in the chatbox.

"I was giving him a chance. I didn't go in and start typing a reply with my dick."

I just saw that pop up in the quotes box. Now I know who to blame-er-thank!

I'd say my mother would be proud, but I play pretend with plastic people.

Tawa 05-16-13 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Zion (Post 1370587)
I just saw that pop up in the quotes box. Now I know who to blame-er-thank!

I'd say my mother would be proud, but I play pretend with plastic people.

Welcome! :laugh:

darkreever 05-16-13 03:30 PM

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I was going to say stuff... but Gal said it so much better.
- Jacobte

MidnightSun 05-16-13 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by effigy22 (Post 1370315)
I once payee a disabled person for sex, they didn't complain, mind you they were mute. But the tears of joy at the end were what told me.

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Originally Posted by normtheunsavoury (Post 1370902)
Why do people only ever see ghost people too? Why does no one ever see a ghost chicken or cow? Millions of them get slaughtered every day but you never see a headless cow wondering around a fucking farm yard, mournfully calling for the rest of its dead herd.

Midnight

Tawa 05-16-13 09:32 PM

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Boc: well worst case, you find a hot girl and can't stand how she talks, that's why God created ball gags and leather masks

Alsojames 05-16-13 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jezlad (Post 1370298)
Dropped the "neil" thing. Because I dont get it in the slightest..

Waaaaaay back there was a thread somewhere about sportsmanship in gaming, and I referenced my friend Neil who played in a very unsportsmanlike manner, and how everyone at the store referred to being unsportsmanlike as "pulling a Neil"


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