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imm0rtal reaper 12-13-11 08:02 PM

Things You Can Do in 3 Minutes or Less
 
As the title says, I'm looking for a list of Things you can do in 3 minutes or less.

So far I have:

Boil the kettle
Make toast
Listen to a song.


I need lots more, so . . . Go!

Old Man78 12-13-11 08:29 PM

Make love to the wife, with three minutes I can even fit in foreplay!!

Samules 12-13-11 08:34 PM

Pet the cat.
Draw a circle.
Read a comic.

spanner94ezekiel 12-13-11 08:38 PM

Eat 9 chocolate bars...

MidnightSun 12-13-11 09:08 PM

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A piss? Yes. A shit? Probably not.

Okay, serious list:

1. Put a basecoat on a Word Bearer
2. Put a wash on a Word Bearer
3. Plant a plant
4. Tie my shoelaces
5. Read a double page
6. Switch on the lights.

Midnight

Doelago 12-13-11 09:08 PM

Win a game of Slayer in Halo 3/Reach?

Make myself some bread?

Drink a cup (or five) of coffee.

Karnax 12-13-11 09:22 PM

Play a classical guitar piece.
Get distracted by something else whilst doing homework.

Unforgiven302 12-14-11 02:46 AM

Get the mail.
Drink a beer.
Watch a clock for 3 minutes.
Microwave a burrito.
Eat said burrito.
Get dressed.
Get undressed.
Win a game of tic-tac-toe.
Send a text message.
Urinate.
Brush my teeth.
Install an air filter in your average car or truck.
Read a menu and make up my mind on what I will order.
Fold a paper airplane and fly it.
Tie my shoes.
Peal an orange.
Shave.
Lose interest in a conversation.
Lose interest in this thr...

Dicrel Seijin 12-14-11 08:17 AM

Here you go.

-Boot up a laptop/desktop computer.
-Read and solve a 30-second mystery short story.
-Complete the movement phase in a 1500pt or below game.
-Crop and resize a photo for upload to the sprue database.
-Clip all the parts of a single finecast mini out of its sprues.
-Remove all mold lines on said finecast mini (maybe).
-Watch a YouTube clip (most anyway).
-Listen to a song.
-Ring up and pay for your purchase at a shop.
-Fill a water bottle from a fountain.
-Bait a fishing hook.
-Write a check.
-Dial a phone number and leave a voicemail.
-Floss your teeth.
-Gargle with mouthwash.
-Brush your teeth.


It would actually be easier if there were a theme.

misinformed 12-14-11 08:28 AM

-Count to 180.
-Listen to some songs.
-Hand write 93 words. (Average person hand writes 31 words per minute)
-Have an advanced typist type 360 words. (Advanced level is considered at 120 words per minute)
-Download a 21.6 MB file at an average 120k speed.
-Flee from a burning building.
-Find Waldo.

Serpion5 12-14-11 11:20 AM

Nobody has said the obvious yet? :whistle:


I`ll be back in three minutes. :grin:

imm0rtal reaper 12-14-11 11:34 AM

Cheers folks, you were a big help.

Basically I'm writing a story about waiting for a pregnancy test and I wanted a list of things you could do in the time it takes to be positive/negative :biggrin:

darklord3667 12-15-11 09:02 AM

wow.........

Durant 12-15-11 12:56 PM

Quote:

Basically I'm writing a story about waiting for a pregnancy test
Is it set in 40k...

imm0rtal reaper 12-15-11 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durant (Post 1124279)
Is it set in 40k...

Nope, just for a uni assignment :grin:

jeckpie 12-22-11 05:30 AM

I can only drink water in 3 Min or less

Brother Emund 12-22-11 01:48 PM

Bonk the missus and still have plenty of time to Run downstairs and make a boiled egg & toast + cup of tea! :so_happy:

Alsojames 12-24-11 01:50 AM

I can read the thread up to this point
Finish any non-major English assignment
Think up a snarky comment for a facebook post
Kiss a girl
Dream about kissing a girl

Grokfog 12-27-11 12:52 AM

Connect with the one-ness of existence and the truth of actuality as realised through the medium of communion with God and all higher powers.

Or get stoned, whichever's easiest.

Brother Emund 12-30-11 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grokfog (Post 1129982)
Connect with the one-ness of existence and the truth of actuality as realised through the medium of communion with God and all higher powers.

Or get stoned, whichever's easiest.

It would take a lot longer than 3 minutes to dig a hole to bury you in, and then get a crowd together and throw rocks at you... :P

bitsandkits 12-30-11 01:57 PM


Grokfog 12-30-11 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Emund (Post 1131764)
It would take a lot longer than 3 minutes to dig a hole to bury you in, and then get a crowd together and throw rocks at you... :P

Oh, I dunno, around here its the only entertainment on a friday night so the crowds are just waiting for it to happen!

Model Soldier 12-30-11 07:51 PM

Hold my breath.
According to polls made up by women, I, being a bloke, will think about sex 30 times.
Eat two Vindaloos or three Phaals.
Eat an entire box of christmas biscuits.
Write a movie quiz.
Recite every name involved with the Lincoln County War.
Have a lazy wank.
Finish several frames of Pool or hit a 40 break in Snooker.
Start painting a new colour scheme on some Eldar Scorpions then decide it's wrong and strip the model back and start again.

Jake Schloeffel 08-31-18 02:18 AM

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