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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-13-11, 09:39 AM Thread Starter
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We iz da bestest, coz we iz da Orkz.

Orkz is da bestest, coz we are da 'ardest.

Dem oomiez are soft and sumtimez 'airy, but 'ave lotz of booty ta pinch.

We iz better dan da oomiez, coz we iz shootier and choppier.

Da warlord 'its da warboss, da warboss 'its da boss, da boss 'its da nobz, da nobz 'it da boyz, da boyz 'it da grotz, da grotz get munched by da squigz, and everywun 'urtz da oomiez.

And datz why we iz da best!!!!

"You get on my nerves, and I don't like your hat. Now put the gun down."
-- Benjamin Sisko

Trip: I don't like pushing the engines at 110%.
TPol: They are rated for 120%.
Trip: My underwear's flame-retardant, but it doesn't mean I want to set fire to myself to prove it!
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-31-11, 09:42 PM
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That was the bestest in a long time. Short, sweet and freaking hilirious.

Good post.

A good reputation take a long time to build, but only a moment to destroy. Wow, that's deep! Check out the H.O.E.S. short story competition.
Other stories from Adrian.
Look up Adrian in the "Compendium" to find them. Thanks
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Cheers dude!
yeah, i was just muckin about ages ago! I have rep? WOOOHOOO!!!! Got some Imperial Guard mini-stories to put up as well! Plus, i'm tempted to post my short story i submitted to black library beginning of may (imperial guard of course!).

Wookiee out.

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-- Benjamin Sisko

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TPol: They are rated for 120%.
Trip: My underwear's flame-retardant, but it doesn't mean I want to set fire to myself to prove it!
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Hey adrian,
if you liked this, then check out My New Job under the Non-BL discussion! it's a bit of a laugh and similar genre (sort of!).

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-- Benjamin Sisko

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TPol: They are rated for 120%.
Trip: My underwear's flame-retardant, but it doesn't mean I want to set fire to myself to prove it!
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Love it!
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